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Pelosi_Halitosis 78 points ago +78 / -0

I wear a gaiter if I have to run into a "no freedom zone." It has been proven to be worse than wearing no mask at all, because it's thin material actually macerate droplets into finer droplets. But all is well, because it's on my face.

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Fuck 27 points ago +27 / -0

I just always wear it coz im shy and its comfy and as you said its basically a discrete fuck you

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Sakutaro14 16 points ago +16 / -0

Username checks out

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ApocolipticPePe 14 points ago +14 / -0

I wear a rubber horse meme mask and randomly make horse noises or mouth farts while open carrying 2 glocks....fuck’em

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KAGAnoRINO 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^ This is the way

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol i bought a gaiter for this exact reason

fuck em

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Pelosi_Halitosis 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wear the skeleton face. My wife bought it a few years ago as a joke because I ride motorcycles. I always wear a full face helmet so I never used it, until now.

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crash7863 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why won't you comply with what we tell you?!

Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all, researchers find Duke study finds some cotton cloth masks are about as effective as surgical masks, while thin polyester spandex gaiters may be worse than going maskless.

You complied, but not the way they wanted so now they still have to condemn you.

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fickelbra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you implying my medical bandana is useless?!?!

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ChilledCovfefe 57 points ago +57 / -0

Just like the news, every local station has a reporter alone outside 20 feet away from a camera guy with no other humans within a hundred feet, yet they wear a mask to do their story. The one job where you really need to see the whole face and they cover it for no reason other than to demonstrate compliance.

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PurestEvil 9 points ago +9 / -0

I call them tokens of virtue signal.

But the reverse is more fitting: Not wearing masks is a sign of defiance - a sign of dissidence.

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sluglie 6 points ago +6 / -0

i would say they are more like a blanky, used to ward off the monster under the bed

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Rainman 19 points ago +19 / -0

Everything about the left is appearances to validate feelings / emotions. They wear masks because it makes them and others feel important. They don't enforce the laws because rioters need to express themselves. Finally...

THEY WILL VOTE RETARDS IN OFFICE BECAUSE THEY VALIDATE THEIR FEELINGS

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MAGA_____bitches 41 points ago +41 / -0

Fucking virus comes through the fucking WiFi..

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, 2002 feels like a very, VERY long time ago.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Penny Arcade? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time...

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Fauxnegress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen jack, that Carona Spywear ain't no joke!

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phibetared 9 points ago +9 / -0

Please talk with the Rep. Governor of Florida for me.

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JeremiahKassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

DeSantis really could do something down here. Why doesn't he follow Georgia's lead?

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phibetared 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. I'm in Key West. Trump hating mayor has literally shuttered half of Duval street. Businesses gone.

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rantbicker 20 points ago +20 / -0

I wore mine today for a voice only conference call. No one knew I had it on so I rudely interjected into someone else’s speech to let everyone know I wore a mask. They thanked me for being a Biden voter and I gained some more fb friends to like my anti-Trump posts. I’m such a good little commie.

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MandAR15lorian 13 points ago +13 / -0

The "experts" also just recommended wearing masks at home alone and during sex. I'm beginning to think that these ever more absurd mandates are a mass psychology experiment to see how much insanity they get people to comply with. To see how ripe they are for a totalitarianism. Sadly, most Democrats are eating this up.

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Sum_devil 17 points ago +17 / -0

I feel like I’m on the Ellen show and don’t want to dance at the beginning, but rather than be allowed that freedom, I feel like im forced to dance like a little bitch now.

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MegaMagaManX 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's when you put a piece of tape over your camera! Fuck'em, that's why!

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Space_Force 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ironically, pants are still not required for zoom calls.

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superwookee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally to virtue signal. That's the whole "story"

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here’s why; because it’s all bullshit.

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IslamObamaWigwam1 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Hey guys, Okay so once you’ve all one-by-one inserted your mandatory butt-plugs, on camera so we can all confirm, then we can start talking about how to mandate white layoffs for better inclusion practices.”

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MAGA_4EVER 7 points ago +7 / -0

Huh...

I knew the commies were conspiracy theorist but I didn't realize they thought corona was transfered via 5g.

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1DontTreadOnMe1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Masks are a lot like ties. They are a social marker, an indicator of one's caste in the rat race. To see a business man in the business sector wearing casual clothing instead of the usual dress is off putting to the public observer. Though it may not produce the same hyper-animated reactions as non compliant mask wearers it still causes a reaction in the same manner.

Everyone knows deep down that the masks were always a show of compliance by the wearer and had absolutely nothing to do with saving lives or one's health.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're more likely to contract a virus from a contaminated mask while alone than without one. Your cat could take a piss in it, a fly could lay eggs in it. There's no debate, the science is settled.

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A300killdozer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep god forbid if someone spreads it throughout the Internet omg 😱

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Husla67 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought this was fake, nope it's real.

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Womp_womp 4 points ago +4 / -0
    • Cue Circus music and dancing PEPE

Paul Joseph Watson: " IMAGINE MY SHOCK!

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ruskiebot00100011 4 points ago +4 / -0

OBEY

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R-A-T-S- 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is when you just wear the mask. Nothing else.

Or you get your stormtrooper cosplay stuff out.

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RobbStarksHead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely get a full-body hazmat suit. Just shrug your shoulders when they can't hear anything you say.

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Currently working on trying to get a voice modulator thingy to fix that myself.

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BlackFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid19 mutated and became a computer virus.

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Drew 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just an observation. Republicans/conservatives want to win an argument based on facts. Lefties will invent “facts” to fit their argument. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRYING TO RATIONALIZE WITH THEM. Have convictions in your beliefs and do what you know is right and pressure your elected officials to represent your beliefs.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

If COVID fear was legitimate, then you would want people to go without wearing a mask whenever possible to save disposable masks and to prevent people from being overly exposed to the pathogens in the masks that they keep reusing.

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river 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because some fucking Karen said so.