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The Mods are Absolute Savages! (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by Houdini ago by Houdini +6555 / -0
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AceOfTrumps 768 points ago +769 / -1

Lmao

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TrudopesEyebrow 407 points ago +408 / -1

My sides are in the stratosphere 😂😂

We love you mods

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hshdhhd 160 points ago +160 / -0

commies btfo

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Spicy_maymay 93 points ago +93 / -0

Our mods are 4 dimensions ahead. simply incredible lmfao

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

and two steps behind.

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magabigleague2 -28 points ago +13 / -41

meh these days you can just hold your phone up to text and it will auto translate.

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LawfulSilentMajority 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can load images into Google translate or use your camera.

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magabigleague2 4 points ago +4 / -0

What makes you think they have no computers? Thats liberal levels of IQ there.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next time put a bunch of lines and noise on the text so AI can't read the characters.

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libman 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's why you should use a funky Cyrillic font. And old spelling. 🤨

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RexCollumSilvarum 10 points ago +10 / -0

And write it by hand! Cyrillic handwriting sometimes just looks like an endless string of uuuuuuuuuuu.

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d_lock 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Until you get the habit of reading cyrillic cursive, it's almost impossible to tell where one ш ends, and one и or л begins...

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ShalomRPh 7 points ago +7 / -0

The old Cyrillic seems to have had a letter that looks like a butt.Ѡ

edit: and two eyes ꙭ and a pig snout Ꙫ.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I talked to you on here a couple of months ago right after you and your dad were sick. You guys doing OK now? Hope so!

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WhitePowerRanger 66 points ago +67 / -1

This is impressively impressive because they got to the stratosphere sideways, which proves the earth isn’t flat.

You’re welcome

-science

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Brucesky420 19 points ago +19 / -0

We have the best fucking mods

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slaphappy2 63 points ago +63 / -0

ROFLMFAO !!

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lmao 14 points ago +14 / -0

hey that's my text

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auntjemima 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bazinga

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Tinazoebelle 8 points ago +9 / -1

MODS = Supreme beings, creator deity, and principal object of faith. Mods are usually conceived as being omniscient (all-knowing), omnipotent (all-powerful), omnipresent (all-present) and as having an eternal and necessary existence

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OneTypoComment 504 points ago +504 / -0

it's shit like this that makes me love this place

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fasterth 195 points ago +195 / -0

bro yesterday I saw the highest energy yet with the kamala stuff going on, 20 stickies, endless memes left and right, I dont think I've ever gotten that much energy from any other community before, it was like falling in love with this place all over again

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Afeazo 121 points ago +121 / -0

We are starting to reach energy levels that we had leading up to the 2016 election.

I still remember the energy on t_d when it was election night and the day after the election. I can’t wait for that level of energy to hit this election cycle.

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hshdhhd 47 points ago +47 / -0

r/trump if u wanna troll Redditt

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totheendoftheline 28 points ago +28 / -0

Love it aside from how it get brigaded every 5 second.

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RTMB20 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeBiden/ <-----very little moderation

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Everquest4Life 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just spent a few minutes there, I now have AIDS.

The kool-aid is strong in that shit hole. Very low energy. 0/10 Not based.

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Maxberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

I already tried to troll but I guess now if you don't have enough karma you can't comment. I was using a new account- nancybologni

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 24 points ago +24 / -0

How about right before the election and the podesta emails dropped? Holy fuck that was awesome.

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tholins 14 points ago +14 / -0

That was the greatest night. I spent it drinking cheap wine, eating pizza, shitposting here, and jumping around between all the live-streams. SO MUCH SALT!

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Afeazo 7 points ago +7 / -0

We had a get together at my place with some buddies and were pouring the whiskey and cooking up steak burritos as we watched results pour in. We didn’t see the official results because we had to go to bed as it was a Tuesday and we have jobs, but we all knew what we were about to wake up to in the morning.

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nanowerx 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup, I'm starting to get that warm feeling deep inside like I did during the great meme war of 2016.

The fire and fury is back, baby!

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zettapede 26 points ago +26 / -0

28 stickies at one point.

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fasterth 11 points ago +11 / -0

zettapede! bro appreciate all of you so much, you guys help make it extremely fun over here

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OneTypoComment 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yesterday's meme harvest was mental. I spent all day laughing and going through New upvoting.

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GoodGuyNixon 4 points ago +4 / -0

It reminded me of the good old days of summer 2016 with the nonstop Hillary/Byrd memes

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Paprika 1 point ago +1 / -0

best feeling that every time you refresh, you see high-quality spice kamala memes.

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DrBelittle 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's a bottomless pit of stable geniuses. I'm embarrassed that I was so late to this party.

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OneTypoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

late or not, it's good to have you here!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 245 points ago +245 / -0

Macho Man Randy Savage approves.

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Greatunmatchedwisdom 91 points ago +91 / -0

It's Macho Ma'am now, bigot!

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deadBeefCafe2014 33 points ago +33 / -0

I laughed a lot harder than I expected to at that!

GoodGod ...

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol if you laughed at that just imagine how hard you’ll laugh at the full episode.

You can find it on Google - it shreds the tranny agenda

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

War, HOOAH, good god, what is it good for!?

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Mexicola1976 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm not here to talk about my transition!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

He hasn't actually done that, has he?

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

Luck is for dudes

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Phew!

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Tx50bmg 179 points ago +182 / -3

😂😂😂

Mods = Gods

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Sixty2ndAssassin 39 points ago +39 / -0

No, no, no.

MODS=GODS

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Tx50bmg 22 points ago +22 / -0

I stand corrected! :)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 12 points ago +12 / -0

No one corrects a man with a .50 bmg

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Tx50bmg 13 points ago +13 / -0

If only my wife understood that! 😂

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

If a man says something in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

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LadyOfLorien 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Women have a psychic 7th sense for detecting when their significant other is wrong. The sixth sense is how we manage to keep our shoes organized.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

So that's how you do it!!

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Barthaneous 30 points ago +30 / -0

Suck big fat peepees*

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hit_backspace 20 points ago +20 / -0

Communists are fascists

Terrorist fucks need to be exterminated.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Extend that to all Marxists

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AdamBomb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, they do leach off capitalism...

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OnlyAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

ACAB = All Communists Are SHIT

The B is silent.

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DCdeplorable 63 points ago +63 / -0

This is legit the best thing I've ever seen.

MODS=GODS

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proDeoEtPatria 55 points ago +55 / -0

LMFAO the FT cuck typed it with two index fingers.

Mods are very stable and genius.

u/zettapede this made my day

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324jl 15 points ago +15 / -0

Let's be serious. FT "journalist" called up his op mockingbird spook handlers for a translation.

I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it!

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philandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Should have made it confidential so we could sue if anyone other than the journalist translated it. Oh well, I can't stop laughing!

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IcculusBased9 47 points ago +47 / -0

Mods = Savage wew lads. Just fucking savage. In the finest traditions of we the people.

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turdinthepunch 41 points ago +41 / -0

here here! to the "far right"!

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Houdini [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Look at us", "LOOK AT US!", "We're the far-right now!"

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sideOfBeef2016 38 points ago +38 / -0

This is too good 🤣🤣🤣

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Skywise 38 points ago +38 / -0

Far right?!

Yeah I believe in the constitution, liberty, free speech freedom of religion and capitalism for all creeds and colors. That makes me a nazi today.

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DankoJones84 14 points ago +15 / -1

The greatest irony I've ever witnessed is the fact that supporting the values you've just mentioned will get you called a Nazi today, and 75 years ago, brave Americans were giving their lives in droves to protect those very values from actual Nazis.

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theRealdakkath 28 points ago +28 / -0

LOL fucking rekt. What a bunch of clowns.

Nice job mods!

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BeMyFren 27 points ago +27 / -0

I FKN LOVE YOU. (nohomo)

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Industry4 27 points ago +27 / -0

We have the best moderators! Thanks to all of you! Have a coat!

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Industry4 19 points ago +19 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 191,112 COATS HANDED OUT! We are 4.74% of our goal to coat the 3,971,894 great people of Los Angeles, California. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede!

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tehkelso 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you real coat bot? If not, I'm disappoint.

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Industry4 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a temporary bot until we get one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

good bot.

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DomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the Best Bots, don't we? Damn straight!

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xBigCoffinHunter 25 points ago +25 / -0

Are we sure POTUS isn’t all the mods?

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes I like to imagine that he is :)

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Pepedom 22 points ago +23 / -1

Beautiful. It's stuff like this that I love about this place.

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RuleoVicus 19 points ago +19 / -0

Savage

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JoeBidensDementia 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lmfao

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Stepheddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad this wasnt a screenshot. Спасибо!

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OGTD1 3 points ago +3 / -0

ЖЕЖ

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deku1187 19 points ago +19 / -0

God. This is Amazing. Kudos.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love you guys and girls.

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booga 17 points ago +17 / -0

LOL that's awesome.

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Barthaneous 17 points ago +17 / -0

Awesome. God bless those guys!.

Let us begin our war with the Satanic Commies!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

They expected us to have to fight for it, in 20 years. At the rate we're going, it will be our turn to be heroes soon. We know our 'shot heard round the world' won't be heard 245 years from now, but it will last a lot longer than 20. Them are good odds

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GuruBob92 14 points ago +14 / -0

I can't stop smiling after reading this one. Pure gold.

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DwellerMike 14 points ago +14 / -0

Beautiful!

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pryos1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dance for us you little fuckers

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CommonSenseForYou 14 points ago +14 / -0

The screenshot really adds to the pain

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Kaarous 14 points ago +14 / -0

смей мою задницу

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E-dantes 13 points ago +13 / -0

Been lurking here a long time. This one forced my hand to join, I fricken love this place!!

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Houdini [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welcome, here's a coat and a brick.

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E-dantes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks, gott learn to be a good pede

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a lurker you may have seen our previous bots, which were fun. Speculation is they're disabled due to DDoS counter measures.

Anyway, welcome to the party!

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, ran into the 505 system error quite a bit in the last couple weeks, annoying to say the least lol gotta have my .win to start the day, this is better than cofeve

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rabdargab 11 points ago +11 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA sides in orbit

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kekburglar 11 points ago +11 / -0

I fucking love this place!

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Houdini [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking brilliant. Saved.

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Syvril 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking BASED!!!

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Mashiki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Archive: https://archive.ph/GOqAJ since it's behind a paywall.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 9 points ago +9 / -0

Subtle trolls are the best trolls.

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based_illinoisan 9 points ago +9 / -0

+1000 for the mods. That’s effing brilliant

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thehacker4channel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Freaking genius play.

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Joeyc1 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is how I know I’m among my kind of people

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raybiker73 8 points ago +8 / -0

We really DO have the best mods, don't we, folks?

I salute you, madams and sirs, and thank you for letting us play in the garden you've built.

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1st_Covfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I appreciate this!

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barwhack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I regret that I have only one uptrump to give.

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Valanantar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Use ZXX fonts next time. Print it out. Then send them a picture taken from a 240p webcam 😂

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Houdini [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brutal 🤣

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Yucky 7 points ago +7 / -0

God status.

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Hangemh1gh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well done! Lmao