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Mona1950 118 points ago +118 / -0

Me too, Ted, me too.

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havax 4 points ago +4 / -0

well shit, i guess Ted is the next one to get accidentally bumped with a syringe full of covid so they can say see i told ya so like they did to poor Herman.

edit: yeah, there's no proof, but i wouldn't put it past the false flag dems in their panic state.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or maybe Herman was already in very poor health as a survivor of stage 4 colon cancer at 74 years old and the Wuflu, just like any other acute illness would, took him down significantly enough that they put him on a respirator, which is a death sentence for many.

Herman Cain’s death was a godsend for the democrats battle to convince the world Wuflu is this killer disease. But when you look at the circumstances of his and virtually ALL the deaths from it you see that it’s a pretty pedestrian coronavirus, in reality. They come and go all the time and usually we don’t even know about it.

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hadn't thought about that, but you are absolutely right, I wouldn't put ANYTHING past them.

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'd have to find him first. Uncle Ted is out in the woods somewhere with his bow and arrow.

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WishdoctorsSong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Herman was the textbook case of somebody would would legitimately die to Wuflu. He was stage 4 cancer, at that point a stiff breeze will kill you. When it comes to the immunocompromised, Wuflu is very very real. Nothing wrong or overdone with the insane precautions nursing homes are going through. HOWEVER for the rest of the population with a remotely functional immune system Wuflu is less of a danger than the seasonal flu.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t go out, I got the Cat Scratch Fever

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

ImwithTed

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dianneschinesedriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

pound me too Ted

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ruskiebot00100011 22 points ago +22 / -0

Samesies

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Impressive-Length 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want it printed on a mask.

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LaymanLeathers 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think that's actually a really good idea I might do that too

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I’m gonna copy these small like those sign language cards.

Hand them to Karen when she gets upity or mouthy.

Add on the last line, “I farted on this card” and watch her spaz out and blow fuses!

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct the spelling. Js

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ruskiebot00100011 46 points ago +46 / -0

That’s all my friends who are immuno compromises. “I’m at risk!” WTF? You are also at risk from the common cold. Let me go to work! You can hide in your basement. I promise I won’t come over and sneeze on you.

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rcstl 36 points ago +36 / -0

Uncle Ted lays it down!

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Kek_Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stranglehold. One of the best songs ever.

https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g

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SemperFree 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stranglehold is the song DJs play when they have to take a shit.

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dumdumexpress 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy shits.

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ISufferMadFools 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun fact: Nugent did not do the vocals on Stranglehold.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

The one that blew my mind was Meatloaf singing most of the songs on Free For All.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Derek St. Holmes

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hibernation is better. (Stranglehold is a great song, too.)

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VoltronGreen1981 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before Ted kicked the singer out due to ego trip and the music went downhill.

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Tenspot20 32 points ago +32 / -0

I have never worn a mask, never even tried one on, and I wont. I live and work in Broward County, Florida. I'm a big guy. If you mention that I am not wearing a mask I will explain calmly to you why I wear no mask. If you get in my shit, I will fuck you up like it's last Tuesday. Keep this in mind!

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Alfapike 11 points ago +11 / -0

Serious question.. do tou get a lot of shit from stores and supermarkets? I'm in Miami and aside from work havent been anywhere else. I'm trying to not impose my beliefs on others but its getting to the point where my relationship is starting to suffer. Cabin fever is a bitch and the wife is growing tired of this whole situation.

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MasterChef 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm not the same guy, but through all of this I have only been asked once to wear one at a store, and I just ignored them. They aren't paid enough to deal with it.

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CQVFEFE 9 points ago +10 / -1

Same here except getting rudely ejected from CVS Monday

Good ol' dick and mortar

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Tenspot20 10 points ago +10 / -0

I get a lot of interesting looks, but I dig it, I'm in my 50's so I totally don't give a fuck and frankly I admire the attention, I'm a litigator with a medical background and am a bit of a smart-ass and I guess people recognize that. So far I have only had to be polite and gentle with the viewers and inquires. If a store has a no mask/ no entry sign, i'll stay away....forever, and if I am asked to leave, i will happily leave.....forever. This is one game that I refuse to play and I will die before I wear a stupid face mask!

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CQVFEFE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Upvoted

And everyone who isn't big and tough also doesn't have to wear the muzzle.

"DOCTORS SAID NOT TO WEAR IT" works damn near every time.

That said, it's legal for a private business to be a stupid jerk and refuse to serve anyone they please, even good customers

CVS: LOST ME

WALGREENS: SOLD ME RUBBING ALCOHOL

Free country

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 0 points ago +1 / -1

Some dude in my gym was getting in a guys face about not wearing a mask.

Same dude has not said a damn word to me about it although he mean mugs the fuck out of me on the daily. Helps when you look like you lift, you’re perpetually pissed off and you/your wife both wear SYL81/HAMC tanks/shirts in the gym. 😅

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Tranny_Fluid 26 points ago +26 / -0

Is mr Nuget related to the hamburgler by chance?

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LacyLiberty 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's related to that plate of tendies on the floor.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Lois, Pete Buttfuck steals Hamburgers, Stacy Abrams is Ronald McDonald's retarded friend".

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Salacious_B_Trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fyi, his name is Ted Nugent.

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VictoryInDefiance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peepul allwayz mispel tingz

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JaevlaSkit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, this is the age of autocorrect. Knowing how to spell is not our problem anymore.

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

I reread comments I've made and autocorrect hose them, change the meaning.

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daty_dato 14 points ago +14 / -0

When in doubt, Ted whips it out.

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PKpwnage 14 points ago +14 / -0

Way ahead of you, Ted. I never played in the first place.

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OldGrayMere 13 points ago +13 / -0

The lockdowns have prevented our normal exposure to viruses, bacteria, fungi, and other infections, which are part of our genetic immune response. The lockdowns will result in higher infection rates to everything this fall and winter unless we open everything up now and get everybody's normal immune system working again.

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CQVFEFE 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's part of the plan

Sicken us for Christmas

God they really just see us as test subjects in their nazi lab

Fucking commies

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Celtic_Warrior 11 points ago +12 / -1

Uncle Ted should run for President in 2024.

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Rugar22 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hell yeah I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

Love his music too.

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ted Nuget dropping the tendies.

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MerchantMan99 9 points ago +9 / -0

We should have NEVER allowed the stupid 2 week "contain the curve" lockdown to begin with.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump should not have.

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MerchantMan99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I agree. But it's a mistake I'm willing to forgive. I was influenced just like him at first because the vids from China were spooky. They were spraying disinfectant on buildings everywhere. The media then pounced and made it seem like we were on the verge of human collapse.

Everything should have reopened by mid April at the latest and Trump should have continued business as usual.

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mistake could cost him the election and cost us our Republic.

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ted Nugent is down here in Virginia currently trying to help Amanda Chase's 2021 race for Governor.

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Azkiger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great question Ted, but you know this answer. Authoritarianism is all about controlling others.

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FatAutistForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is the insidious part of the biosecurity model of social control. They now have their perfect tailored excuse that they need to control you in order for them to be safe. Notice all the mask propaganda goes out of its way to say it doesn't do much to protect the wearer but if you are infected it can protect others if you wear one? Its all built around not letting anyone opt out, because anyone who isn't under control is portrayed as a danger to everyone else.

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Nodnarb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hashtag#MeToo

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Internetoligarch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ted Nugent is the best thing about Michigan.

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Shockrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spoken like a toxic white male /s

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RK_TX 6 points ago +7 / -1

*Ted Nugent, Vitamin D

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TrumpCard1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I get a Fuck YA!

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CannonballJunior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not from that part of the country, but I'll give you a FUCK YEAH!

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SemperFree 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was done day 1. Doesn't change the fact that the world is full of sheep baaaaaaing maaaaaask maaaaaask

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MyMagaRedHaT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ted "Fuckin" Nugent, bringing the gospel.

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philnmdg 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the new Me Too movement

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Creamy Ted Nuget filling

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Canuck4Trump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epic Nugent !!! VERY WELL SAID/ GREAT PERSPECTIVE !!!!

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lovemylibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna pretend my face is a Maserati.

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jaaardstyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

And that my friends is what we call a Wango Tango.

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because that's not how communism works Ted! EAT THE FUCKING BUGS!!

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RandomUzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time I hear something like this I think of the scene from Fight Club. "you don't know where Ive been Lou".

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scott31337 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nuget?

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MAGATRAIN2k20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because it’s never been about the virus.

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437Coffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am with you 100%

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Get-schlonged 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that song by Ted Nuget “Grat Wite Bufalo”

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a lot funnier than your getting credit for.

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jc99ta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly! This entire ordeal is inverted. We are a free society and can decide our own response based on the risk we are willing to accept.

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Cyrcle55 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a trustee at my church. I've argued my tail off about this, but it seems like everyone is delighted to be scared to death. Since this BS started, I've lost 2 friends to cancer, none to the china-flu. I reminded my pastor that our Lord parted the Red Sea, calmed the angry ocean, made the lame walk, and the blind see, and we're hiding from this BS? At a time when people needed a lighthouse in a storm, the Virginia United Methodist Church turned off the lights and gave us a zoom account instead.

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MAGANatsFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the first time in history known healthly people are being mass quarantined

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

No COMMIE SCRATCH FEVER for this animal

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Batmemejr3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember back when I was a kid in high school that the official "cut day" was the Friday when Ted Nugent was going to be playing at the local theme park that night! Seemed to be an annual tradition.

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ted Nugent*

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Trump2k20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle Ted, Hard Rock Prophet!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the correct lens to view this through.

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RespectMyNipples5 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember reading a story saying he pissed and shit himself to dodge the draft. He said he only made the story up to fuck with the interviewer. Even if it was true, still pretty fucking funny and ballsy thing to do. I would do the same thing if I was in his shoes.

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deekarmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. But avoid all “professional” sports that have gone BLM.

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Antivax? No thanks.

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Regnad_2720 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a long time .NET software architect type...

I HATE NuGet

But if Ted Nugent said that quote, then like totally cool. Just no NuGet.

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hai_Priesty 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the cucks, because! -

If only the Cucks stay home himself, masks himself, avoid the malls himself, social distance himself while other carries on with life, he knew he'll be UNEMPLOYED with the society abandoning him, whereas in the current lockdown situation he can always blames the whole society and gain some "rights" to ask for free crap because "Everyone's hurting".

They need grievances. For the coastal lily-white liberal cucks that lose the "genetic grievance lottery by having middle class parents and white skin, the Flu is one big convenient excuse for handouts.

(Disclaimer : Other people might have taken the fear-mongering hook and sinkers. I'm just explaining why this crisis is godsend to cucks.)