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TheRedPlanet 61 points ago +61 / -0

And she will waste 59 seconds on "like" and "um"

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TacosForTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haha, fucking spot on!

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuckin filler words. I hate them so much.

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool, because he feels he is must say something,"

-Plato

I have changed how I comunicate by letting air into the conversation. I do not need to fill a pause. I can babble to myself later, now is time for information and thought. I can just let it be and take that time to think. It was hard, but I beat that shit. You can too.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please limit "like" and "um" drinking games to alcoholics only.

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Under25BMI 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK.

I like literally um clicked in this like um thread to make like a comment that um that like she would use the like words um like um like 100 times in that like 60 second like speaking time...

But you beat me to it.

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TheRedPlanet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like um ok I already knew that, can you just shut your um pie hole and like get me my um beer already?

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freedom_bigly 24 points ago +24 / -0

She'll be taking drink orders.

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MassTexodous 10 points ago +10 / -0

60 seconds is only long enough for Nancy's order. What about the rest of the party?

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TrumpTrain425 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hopefully Nancy pregames on her way in...for the taxpayers sake if anything!

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4cdarth 21 points ago +21 / -0

How long for Bernie? Maybe AOC can ask her comrade to share his time so they are all equal.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Tendie_inspector 15 points ago +15 / -0

Between her and TYTs getting the boot, it sounds like the DNC is trying to keep the Justice Democrats on a tight leash.

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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MrBlack 13 points ago +13 / -0

How many times can you say "reclaiming my time" in 60 seconds?

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the flailing that matters.

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ModsBanPaleos 11 points ago +13 / -2

“This is what a scam loooooks liiiiike”

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NdNcenti 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s 50 more than they want Joe Pedo Talking

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She can't say her hyphenated name in that amount of time.

I can't wait to see the amount of viewers for this joke.

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AsianAnalParty 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s because they know that’s about 60 opportunities to make an ass of herself.

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AfraidOfBigMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is way too long

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

A whole hour!

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SemperFidelis231 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair after the first ten seconds of "REEEEEEE" we kind of get the point.

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DankoJones84 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I will spend all 60 of those seconds doing something other than listening to that airhead speak.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The DNC handlers' version of sitting the "adult" at the children's table for Christmas dinner?

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YugeNut1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so unfair, she'll only be able to get out a few sentences!... who am I kidding, that's the point.

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Pendozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is problematic for the poor skank. How is she supposed to fill all that time with whats in her head? The speech may get repetitive.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh I’ll believe it when I see it

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chalupa123 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’ll try to go longer.

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aintgotnotimefothis 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should encourage her and the squad to peacefully "occupy" the stage for the duration of the show

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VinnysMagicGrits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her mind sucks but I bet those titties are nice.

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brutustyberius 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could do a Cheer!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because every time she opens her mouth it's a liability.

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

And she will still find a way to say something stupid and embarrassing.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I resign effective immediately.” That takes less than 60 seconds! 🤣

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mrgreencard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correction: AOC given only 60 seconds to read her pre-screen script at democrat convention

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ithurts2bankok 1 point ago +1 / -0

she’ll be able to fit “Orange Man Bad” in there, I guarantee it.

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wst4 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's 59.9 too many!