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fuckdemswithcactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

hee motherfucking haw. How long does this daffy bitch need to bray anyway?

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Nate4761 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should use the first 55 seconds to list Kamala's "accomplishments" as prosecutor (e.g. withholding exculpatory evidence from death row prisoners, incarcerating thousands of black men and using them for indentured servitude) and the last 5 seconds to declare herself an independent

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Nodnarb 2 points ago +2 / -0

She cant even count that high.

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lerm4comptroller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this real?

So, she's quoting the recitation by one guy of a poem by another? ... Is that a thing that one can do?

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" -William Shakespeare (and recited by Jean Luc Picard)

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Brez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I offer my services to revise a speech of hers. I absolutely want nothing in her mind left unsaid if brevity can help it.