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posted ago by pepe_lives_matter ago by pepe_lives_matter +645 / -0

My submission:

Boats & Hoes

The Story of a Tranch Who Would be VP and the Political Pimp Who Made It Happen.

By Willie Brown

Forward by Bill Clinton & Bill Cosby

*Spez... wow.... gone for a few hours and ya’ll are still goin!

HIGH ENERGY!

Some really good stuff in here... if I can carve out some time, I think I’ll start making some mockup book covers... I sure hope nobody beats me to it.... 🐸 ❤️

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J3N93W 27 points ago +27 / -0

"Just a Thot - The Making of Kamala Harris"

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Simple.

Elegant.

Stunning and Brave.

I like it.

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J3N93W 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm blushing! Thank you.

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

🐸 ❤️

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Les_Deplorables 22 points ago +22 / -0

Willie Honka and the ChocHoelate Factory

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the Everlasting Chocolate Gobstopper

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LUXURY_USERNAME 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mr. Brown Goes To Town: The Way It Went Down

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MrMcGreenGenes 16 points ago +16 / -0

Blown Away

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

A Kamala Harris Origin Story

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm Not Black: The Rise And Fall Of Kamala Harris

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sanitize My Past: Kamala Harris And The Progressivist Deep State

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Childless Cunt: The Making Of Kamala Harris

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

American Traitor: How The Progressivist Deep State Built Kamala Harris

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This...! This could be good... I can see this being made

*spez... seriously, any Trump pac with a budget needs to make this... ASAP.

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eddieblasphemy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Top Cop, Bottom Bitch

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QuentinQuarantino 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jamaican Me Hard - How Kamala Wet My Willy

  • Dedicated to Monica L

Or

She Went Black, But She Went Back My story of white privilege and American politics

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Tx50bmg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kamala Got Fingered

What Lies Beneath (the Mayoral Desk)

Kamala Sutra - 100 Office-Friendly Positions

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AtomicShnoz 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Suck My Cock or Get Out"

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Forward by Bill Clinton

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HumasTaint 10 points ago +10 / -0

Blow Hard

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QuentinQuarantino 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why Does This Crazy Bitch Keep Calling Me John Lewis?

She Can’t Breathe

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meriwetherlewis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every single day these stories come out, Willie don’t get nothin’ from his wife but an angry glare. He can’t wait for Kameltoe to lose.

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KetoOrourke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Willie : the fantabulous emancipation of kamala harris

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Starring Johnny Depp as Willie Brown.

*spez... im from the future, and the book turns out so good that it had to be made a movie.

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MiltonSnowflakes2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Free willie's

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

Harris Gobbler and the Deathly Swallows

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turanian_552 6 points ago +6 / -0

"From Side Bitch to VP Candidate"

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Jackso 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh dick - the story of the progressive power of penis and the women that use them

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knewter 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Leg Up: The Kamala Harris Origin Story

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Bullwinkle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala:My Blow-By-Blow Account of How She Blew Me Away

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OGTD1 4 points ago +4 / -0

DSL for Dummies

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bills_gash 4 points ago +4 / -0

Politics Groupies

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala's new book will be titled "You Have To Work Those Nuts Too".

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

How she loved Brown's willie. The Kamala Harris Story.

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RatioInvictus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going Down to Move Up?

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going Down to Move Up

Kamala’s XXX Rise From The Crackhouse To The Whitehouse

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TaggartCiscontinenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baloney Pony: The San Francisco Treat

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kanklesmustswing 3 points ago +3 / -0

101 places to give head to get ahead

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would end up being like a series... kek

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PewPew_ThaDuK 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is just so they can cover up whatever he was going to say. Watch, if a book every does come out, it wont have any relavance

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infinitysupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Holla Kamala: She Was My Impala and I Was Her Koala

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

From Plantation Owner to Prison Warden; A Prostitute’s Journey

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooohhhhhhhh fuck!

I think you just won, yo.

Holy shit... I need to make a book cover of this.

Spez... one change, if I may...

From Plantation Owner to Prison Warden; A Prostitute’s Journey to the White House

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Horrible Harris: Putting the Suc in Success!

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Taking a Load for my Country

Cumalla Harris

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Gulp"

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Gulp”

Kamala’s Climb To The Top as a Political Cockpuppet.

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

10 Pro Tips on washing the success out of your mouth.

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sponsored by five guys gum...

How does it feel chewing five gum...

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BluestedSRT 3 points ago +3 / -0

How to Get a Leg Up, by Bending the Knee

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Head Down Heels Up - My Climb to the Top

Cumalla Harris

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pepe_lives_matter [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

👠 👆 ✋ 👃

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crisplang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free Willy: The Kamal Harris Story

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monica Blew The Wrong Willie

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RatioInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ho Befo Joe?

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RatioInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

2nd Dude to Fuck a Presidential Candidate: The Willie Brown Story

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CanuckElhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Promiscuous: based on the novel suck-fire by pimps

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HuskeyG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Becoming white on the inside to suck-seed.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helping Cumallova Harris

?

SPEZ: Ew. I grossed myself out...

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AnnoyedSoPosting 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My Dick Gives Women Power - The Story of a Supportive Willie."

"Freeman Semen, Cum That Grants Political Power!"

"Blow Jobs or No Jobs!"

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RussianBlyat 2 points ago +3 / -1

A Blow Below the Belt: The Uncovered World of Amateur Politicians

The true story of how a young black woman thrust herself face first into the seat of power to get a head in the hard and messy world of government.

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