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Fluffy_Indigo 120 points ago +121 / -1

Cyber warfare. Biological warfare. Political warfare. Cultural warfare. Economic warfare.

China is really ramping it up on all fronts and our politicians other than Trump for the most part don't seem to care.

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Wuzizname 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t force Graham to reach for his poisonous pen, oh noooo!

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Kamala_Vermaface 39 points ago +39 / -0

Hydrogen warfare in retaliation.

The Japs were preparing to drop fleas infected with the Black Plague on the California coastline shortly before we put them in their place. They learned real quick.

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remember1776 24 points ago +24 / -0

Japan didn't have nukes at the time. China right now has a sizeable stockpile. Not saying I'm afraid of the ChiComs. But if we get to that place, I think the results would be similar to Fallout 3 😂

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Mr_Pink 23 points ago +24 / -1

The stakes may be a little high for gambling, but I wouldn't bet those chinese nukes will work any better than the rest of their cheap shitty goods

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LaymanLeathers 1 point ago +1 / -0

we got them nukes of freedom. Consitutional nukes. We are not to be fucked with

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CoyoteTan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fallout 3

Will American cities even notice a difference?

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FuZZy99 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Oooooohhhh, bongo bongo bongo. I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no NO NO noooooooo."

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ronburgandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess I gotta move to Vegas because New Vegas was the superior Fallout game.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not Pelosi’s district, no. It’s already there.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asking the real questions, pede.

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Redclyde 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately we had to rename liberty prime because it offended too many fags

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Kamala_Vermaface 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, I'm just talkin trash

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G_regulator 11 points ago +11 / -0

It really does look like a state level move doesn't it.

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AngelMark 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well our politicians are kiddie fucking money laundering treasonous SWAMP creatures so...

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Oback_Barama 9 points ago +9 / -0

But don't worry, there is no way that they would try to flood the mail system with counterfeit ballots! /s

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JamesBlomey 33 points ago +33 / -0

So...the CCP National flower and their spirit animal. Thanks China, you're always sending your best!

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asshoes! They've pushed an attack on the entire globe.

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MAGAMillenial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Love me some Cato, took Latin throughout high school and college.

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ORD_to_SFO 7 points ago +7 / -0

China delenda est!

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Guruchild 16 points ago +16 / -0

Of fucking COURSE they do.

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bobobob 15 points ago +15 / -0

"The USDA has said the seeds appear to be part of an online "brushing scheme," in which online sellers mail unsolicited items to consumers and use the delivery confirmation to create fake positive reviews of their services and products."

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +7 / -1

Don't believe it, much easier was to up fake reviews that are worthless

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SirCamembert 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yea let’s go through the difficulty of collecting beetle larvae and noxious weed seeds to ship out in order to create false reviews. We totally need to add nefarious items though instead of anything harmless or literally nothing at all but packaging, even though it’d be cheaper and easier, because that makes perfect sense.

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SirCamembert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the humor. Not sure if you’re serious about the mental gymnastics or not but I’m gonna assume you’re joking.

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0nDaFence 13 points ago +13 / -0

Something something rhymes with Asshole

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THE_golden_goddess 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chyna

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DeathBattleFan123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sooooo more biological warfare from China?

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SpaceCadet 6 points ago +6 / -0

A surprisingly vast amount of invasive species are ultimately from China, carp, bamboo, Asian lady beetle, Chinese mystery snails, chinaberry tree... if I was a conspiracy nut I’d say the Chinese have been playing the long game for a very very long time.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck those flu spreading pieces of shit

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thallos 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many assholes do you thinking planted that shit too?

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d_bokk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I watched Team America last night, and the only way to deal with an asshole like China is to fuck them, with nukes.

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mellestal 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biological warfare. Time to nuke China. They offer nothing to this planet.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chyna offel soy fol youl boy! Chyna buy you destloyed Detloit! Chyna is asshoe!

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rantbicker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just got an email yesterday from the state advising our health department on what to do if any residents contact us about receiving packages of seeds. Figured it was pretty serious if they advised us to send them to the USDA. No explanation of what they have been finding, just instructions and an address to send them to.

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mickusa1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send kudzu back to them.

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Noxapalooza 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to all send them goat head seeds. Fuck China.

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dumdumexpress 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I wanna eat your laa-aa-aaannd. I wanna eat your land."

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308win [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good play on my typo haha

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

China is so evil.

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White-tailed_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was wondering if the seeds would turn out to be Japanese Knotweed.

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blackdudeinresidence 1 point ago +6 / -5

If I may play defense counsel, we don’t know if they intentionally sent these seeds with these defects. Let’s be fair, this quality is par for the course with Chinese goods.

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Cuckertarlson69 2 points ago +3 / -1

Main theory going around is that its a online amazon or ebay scam. Push seeds to people who didnt buy it to write fake reviews. All to get to the top of the listings.

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LaymanLeathers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to nuke the Chinese imo. Every day they step closer and closer to killing us

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infosecpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've also been sending in thousands of parts to convert semi automatic rifles.. thankfully DoD intercepted thousands of them.. but who knows how many are being funneled into leftist group's hands. The civil war is coming ladies and gents.. I hope a few nukes are dropped on China when it all begins for what they've done.

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MegaMagaManX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Chy-nuh! Glass those commie fucks

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Return to sender - plus send kudzu back to them.

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