Nope, sorry. My wife and I tried to do the whole “modern millennial” thing. Bought a downtown condo close to nightlife and tech giant offices. At first things were fine, then the liberal city council let the homeless camp everywhere which turned all the public parks into stabby hobo slumber parties. Then the coronavirus hit and the city leadership cracked down super hard so there is nothing to do downtown anymore. THEN the rioting started which the city was happy to let run rampant. THEN they want to defund the police.

Fuck this, I’m out. I’ll keep the condo as a rental property, but I’ll be damned if I let these city council retards tax me more for an ever decreasing standard of living. Suburbs, ahoy!