The DNC convention is in Milwaukee, I went to college there fuck that place and I'll tell you why. This fucking campus parking authority cocksucker would hit me with at least three tickets every week. For the most minor infractions...over 6 inches from the curb, permit view partially obstructed, that kind of bullshit. I had enough of this fat fucking douchebag, so I decided to put my EE major to use. I knew he had to lift my windshield wiper blade to place the ticket, and I had the kind of windshield fluid sprayers that you could rotate. I turned them to where this fat fuck's face would be, filled my wiper fluid tank with a mixture of bear mace, pepper spray, and water, and wired a switch that would turn the sprayers on when the wiper blade was lifted. I wanted to be able to see what happened, so I asked my friend if I could borrow his GoPro so I could have it filming from inside my car. He said he needed it for his bike trip that day, which I knew was bullshit. He bought the thing five months earlier for a skydiving trip he was supposed to go on and ended up never using it. The thing was still in the box unopened. But he just HAD to use it on the day I wanted to borrow it? He could have just said he didn't want to lend it to me. When I went over his place a few weeks later I saw it still in the unopened box and I asked him how his bike trip video came out. He said it came out great, so I asked to see it. He pulled up some random GoPro video on youtube of some guy on a bike and tried telling me it was him. I just kept questioning him until he got really red in the face and then said he had to take a nap. What a jackass.
The DNC convention is in Milwaukee, I went to college there fuck that place and I'll tell you why. This fucking campus parking authority cocksucker would hit me with at least three tickets every week. For the most minor infractions...over 6 inches from the curb, permit view partially obstructed, that kind of bullshit. I had enough of this fat fucking douchebag, so I decided to put my EE major to use. I knew he had to lift my windshield wiper blade to place the ticket, and I had the kind of windshield fluid sprayers that you could rotate. I turned them to where this fat fuck's face would be, filled my wiper fluid tank with a mixture of bear mace, pepper spray, and water, and wired a switch that would turn the sprayers on when the wiper blade was lifted. I wanted to be able to see what happened, so I asked my friend if I could borrow his GoPro so I could have it filming from inside my car. He said he needed it for his bike trip that day, which I knew was bullshit. He bought the thing five months earlier for a skydiving trip he was supposed to go on and ended up never using it. The thing was still in the box unopened. But he just HAD to use it on the day I wanted to borrow it? He could have just said he didn't want to lend it to me. When I went over his place a few weeks later I saw it still in the unopened box and I asked him how his bike trip video came out. He said it came out great, so I asked to see it. He pulled up some random GoPro video on youtube of some guy on a bike and tried telling me it was him. I just kept questioning him until he got really red in the face and then said he had to take a nap. What a jackass.
I wanna know what happened to fat fuck.