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juliushorst 18 points ago +18 / -0

Their hands are small but their beer bellies compensate for that :)

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Salacious_B_Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Soy bellies.

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Cesare_Borgia 13 points ago +13 / -0

Beer, especially hoppy beer like hipster types enjoy, has been linked to increased estrogen levels in men. Just like soy :)

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PigBeenBorn 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hijacking top comment thread to point out the six fingers on back row second from left

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DeportAntifa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol no shit, you’re right. Wow

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HighEmergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's interesting, back when I still had cable, I remember frequently seeing beer commercials on TV emphasizing their hops.

Must be a similar agenda to how they're pushing the fake meat right now.

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I do curls while I enjoy my IPA, does it cancel out the soy?

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Cesare_Borgia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha probably.

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Several_People 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ironically enough, didn't leftists pick on Trump for having tiny hands back around 2016?

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omegapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

as limp-wristed as they come

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Brookes 40 points ago +40 / -0

Honey I’m a 63 year old lady pede......I definitely can take most of those soy boys!

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daelon 14 points ago +14 / -0

implying they have girlfriends

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DerAlterAmAltar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bold assumption.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh geez aren’t you a love! Actually not bad for an old lady pede. Managed to hang on to my hubby for 35 years! Also my hair has always been a color found in nature lol!

P.s. I seriously doubt those pussies have girlfriends

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SnipedYou 31 points ago +31 / -0

Weak men create bad times

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 14 points ago +14 / -0

https://i.maga.host/m9vv0C5.png

I made a thing! I'll just leave it here.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 11 points ago +11 / -0

One or more of them experimented with a non-heteronormal sexuality that day.

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TearofLys 11 points ago +12 / -1

Give us your exact location and we will send six patriots to test your assertion.

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Tip-O-Matic 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 - 1 to take them down, 1 to keep score

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6079SmithW 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm thinking an irate grandmother with a walking stick.

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SteveRogers42 7 points ago +7 / -0

A highly-motivated Cub Scout.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or one with a pulse

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PigBeenBorn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Back row second from the left has six fingers on his left hand

Spez - technically the thumb isn’t a finger, so five fingers and a thumb

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps that's why he makes such a fruity fist.

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Tip-O-Matic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah the only thing these faggots are punching is each other's assholes

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dookiebot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me and the boys fantasizing about bashing the fash.

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TrumpCard1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guys...guys they are showing off their girlfriends,

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RedFoxOnFire 6 points ago +6 / -0

None of them can make a fist.

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Marshall 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are still a lot of Beverly Hillbilly grannies around that would take these boys to the woodshed. No promises they would ever be seen again.

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definitelyright 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao a CA compliant mag wouldnt even be a problem here

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ithurts2bankok 2 points ago +2 / -0

even an airsoft gun will do the job

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USMCsupercobra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahaha, come get some "guys"!

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MustBeTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This photo is the definition of limp wristed.

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six5_SMK 4 points ago +4 / -0

This has to be a troll account.

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Gmama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously this looks like a joke.

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Aryn_Fatt 4 points ago +4 / -0

You guys are doing it wrong: You're supposed to be in a circle while you're jacking it.

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

If any of them ever saw an actual Nazi, they would curl up in a fetal position and void their bowels.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wTGboCIl8UE/UAUOLIfhKyI/AAAAAAAAaUU/B9YESrhr6Ns/s1600/225px-SkorzenyOtto.jpg

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, I fought in the war, I am scared of Otto Skorzeny and everybody else should be too

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1A_FTW 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much milquetoast....

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh Shit they are sending the Girl Scout cookie brigade. Stick them in the middle of no where with just a pocket knife and leave them for a month. Just make sure they have had their shots we wouldnt want the wild life to catch anything

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah! They look like Jojo Rabbit training in the woods to be a good little nazi. Losers.

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Irish_Wolfhound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soup /b/, name our band.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sargent York gave great advice over 100 years ago. Start at the back and work forward. A Hunter's perspective on getting all of them Turkeys.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Sargent+York+applies+duck+hunting&t=ffnt&atb=v182-1&iar=videos&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEY5bFGCDK-o

About the 9 minute mark.

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dumdumexpress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alanis had something say about this sort of thing....

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will kick each one of them in their mutilated genitals

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TimTruckdashian 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck guys! Aren't you gonna leave any pussy for the rest of us!?

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Limp wrist fagits

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a single one of them knows how to make a proper fist. Probably a good pooper fist though.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dick is harder than their entire arms.

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn it. i live in denver. haha. only thing they would be attacking is the chicken tenders at king soopers or the vegan burritos at chipotle

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kaorakamate 2 points ago +2 / -0

The soy is pretty strong in this one!!!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That gets funnier every fucking year... I bet they are shooting their own toes off now...

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PabloEscobeer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am appalled at the lack of diversity in that group. It’s just a very homogeneous group of faggots. Pun intended.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 2 points ago +2 / -0

No self respecting white man is going anywhere with these “dudes”

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't even look comfortable making a fist.

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SuperBriz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in Colorado and had to drive through shithole Denver the other day. I think these are the girls that threw used tampons at my truck

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SuperSilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so pathetic.

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the hell did they train on? Circle jerking?

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LaisreVortnoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite part is you can tell they spent about 15 to 20 minutes setting just this photo up - positioning themselves in tiers like an elementary school photo.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way that’s real

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry I shot the guy with the bear shirt, I thought it was a real bear with how hard he was training and how fierce he was.

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Zenweaponry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a fit lad among them. Quelle surprise.

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RepublicRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 8 yr old has balls than these beta cucks.