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billymcgorn 30 points ago +30 / -0

Why do we say "Take a dump," when we actually leave a dump?

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MondayCoupleIsDead 29 points ago +29 / -0

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

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DaymanAHAHHH 23 points ago +23 / -0

Baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk.

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DaymanAHAHHH 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s good for man to meet lady in park but better to park meat in lady.

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DaymanAHAHHH 10 points ago +10 / -0

What is the difference between peeping Tom and pick pocket? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches.

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't stow thrones in grass houses.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funk dat!