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TrumpTrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Schools Superintendent Daniel Johnson told ABC 7 Eyewitness News that the armbands, donated by the manufacturer, will not be ready for use on the first day of school. He said that the information collected would be kept private in accordance with health and student privacy laws.

So it’s a marketing scheme by the manufacturer.

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usdodsgssog 22 points ago +22 / -0

Each student will be responsible for charging the armband and wearing it. Students who don't wear it will not be allowed into the school building.

Students who lose their bands will not be allowed to return until they've replaced it.

Next up... students who haven't taken the COVID vaccine may not participate in life itself

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LadyLuck 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Hi, here's this barely vetted vaccine for a shifting virus that renders the vaccine largely ineffective. You can't go to school, work, the bank, or the grocery store without it.

"Side effects may include..."

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Loiuzein 8 points ago +8 / -0

Barely vetted is too much credit. "What do you mean clinical trial? We'll just... You know. Try it!"

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LaymanLeathers 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm ready to start shooting whenever you guys are tbh

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Pikes985 15 points ago +15 / -0

Will it have a golden 6 pointed star?

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CMDRConanAAnderson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stop beating around the bush and make it a neck collar already

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TrumpJRDavidHarrisJR 9 points ago +9 / -0

is it time to Clint Eastwood some commies yet?

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free Helicopter Rides!

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LaymanLeathers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm ready

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Garand go Ping. “GET OFF MY LAWN YOU ZIPPERHEADS !!”

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Dirk_Diggler 9 points ago +9 / -0

How is this not a HIPAA and 4th Amendment violation? Trick question, it absolutely is fucking is both.

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MAGA_4EVER 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sue the states.

Judicial Watch needs to file a temporary restraining order to stop this while he works his way through the courts to make this blatant trampling of our 4th amendment right - and HIPPA violation - go away. The officials pushing this on us need to go to jail.

I hope Trump's federal court makes an example out of them.

If I was a parent in that district, i'd move.

It ain't quite time to start shooting yet. But we're getting damned close.

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BlazingSaddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

And here goes. 1984 warned us, NOW GO OUT THERE AND ACT!!

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bahhumbugger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck

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sorrytodisagree 3 points ago +3 / -0

It will automatically detect and reduce "unhealthy" testosterone levels with estrogen therapy.

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10MeV 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are at the intersection of "1984", "Brave New World", and "Animal Farm".

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

OBEY

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stoic_troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sue. Sue. Sue.

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2SmoothGQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahaha. All I hear is home school/private school and give me back my fucking property tax since I’m not using your service you piece of shit.

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is this “school” thing of which you speak?