Most plague doctors died because their cities were infested with fleas and they got bit. Human to human transmission is actually rare. My state, New Mexico, had a death this week.
I wear a cowboy hat and plaid neckerchief. I say howdy ma'am to all the ladies as I shop. I thank NJ governor Phil Murphy for bringing out my inner cowboy. #transcowboyshoppersmatter
I actually got one. The all leather version. Very nice. Social distancing automatic because of the nose. It's ridiculous - the very embodiment of clown world. I love it. If I have to wear an idiotic mask, I'll do it on my terms.
"We at Tampax have developed a respiratory system product that uses external fans, blowers and UV lights to keep dangerous viral pathogens away from active mouth and nose areas. It completely eliminates the need for the tired old and unsafe cloth or paper face masks."
It's the size of a book of matches.;
It is fitted directly under the chin, almost completely unnoticeable.;
It's totally quiet.;
The Blower Unit will remain charged for up to three days.;
At night will give the wearer's face and neck area an interesting bluish or amber neon glow.;
The kids love them.
Our blower based medical respiratory safety product is called:
"Covfan-19"
And will be available starting next Tuesday at all Florida, Georgia and Alabama CVS Pharmacies for product test analysis.
Upvote for historic accuracy...
Most plague doctors died because that mask didn't work.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-ancient-technology/secrets-behind-plague-doctor-mask-terrifying-costume-009201
Most plague doctors died because their cities were infested with fleas and they got bit. Human to human transmission is actually rare. My state, New Mexico, had a death this week.
https://www.foxnews.com/health/new-mexico-man-dies-plague
Make sure to stuff the beak with purifying herbs to be historically accurate.
And don't eat onion and tuna sandwiches for lunch.
Don’t forget to put flower potpourri in your beak.
LOL, you should get a bird suit to finish the costume too!
Lol you should really do it.
It would make for some good laughs for the normies.
You need a nice black scissor tail suit to go with that mask.
Do it fren, I might join you with a wheel barrow yelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg
I got one. Left a review that I am using it to honor my birdbrained Gov. Doochey
I wear a cowboy hat and plaid neckerchief. I say howdy ma'am to all the ladies as I shop. I thank NJ governor Phil Murphy for bringing out my inner cowboy. #transcowboyshoppersmatter
I actually got one. The all leather version. Very nice. Social distancing automatic because of the nose. It's ridiculous - the very embodiment of clown world. I love it. If I have to wear an idiotic mask, I'll do it on my terms.
Winter fashion statement.
Wording used by Gov's is "face covering". You could wear this and no one could stop you or complain.
Ahh! A hunter is a hunter,
even if he's MAGA.
"We at Tampax have developed a respiratory system product that uses external fans, blowers and UV lights to keep dangerous viral pathogens away from active mouth and nose areas. It completely eliminates the need for the tired old and unsafe cloth or paper face masks."
It's the size of a book of matches.;
It is fitted directly under the chin, almost completely unnoticeable.;
It's totally quiet.;
The Blower Unit will remain charged for up to three days.;
At night will give the wearer's face and neck area an interesting bluish or amber neon glow.;
The kids love them.
Our blower based medical respiratory safety product is called:
"Covfan-19"
And will be available starting next Tuesday at all Florida, Georgia and Alabama CVS Pharmacies for product test analysis.
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In public? I'm going to wear that to bed on date night.