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KuzoKevin 24 points ago +24 / -0

Honey is sticky, Kamala is icky,

But Biden still thought she'd be great on the ticky,

She's a woman who's black,

Who got her start on her back,

Getting plowed by Willie Brown's dicky.

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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RaymondBPanelli 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pooh was so satisfied with your rendition, that he gathered together all his neighbors from the hundred acre wood and invited Christopher Robin to read it for them all. Many laughs were had as the sun set on a perfect day.

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MagicCarpetBurns [S] 4 points ago +8 / -4

Haiku what ya did there ;)

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Brickapede2 9 points ago +10 / -1

There once was a man from Del’ware

Who let kids rub his leg hair

He picked Kamel Toe

As his top backup hoe

And she blows more than hot air

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Grendel 8 points ago +8 / -0

...Michelle Obama has a big man dicky

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Deep in the DC ghetto hood

Where Cornpop and Biden played

You'll find the useful neighborhood

Of democrat race-pimp days

A call-girl named Kamala is his friend

And Clinton likes pizza too

There's commies and pedos, all so vile

But most of all, um.. uhh, huh, who?

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gogueofreeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honey is sticky, Kamala is icky, Joe is staticy and Obama's wife has a huge cock-E!

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Crackersmurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Puts little girls hands on his tiny pricky.