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Newly Available Trump Merchandise (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by frankenbox (context) ago by frankenbox +2972 / -0
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noogz 102 points ago +103 / -1

Can someone fill me in on Cumala and her 37 dicks?

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lococholo 153 points ago +153 / -0

The movie "clerks." The protagonist asks his girlfriend how many dicks she has sucked. 37. It's a good movie from the early 90's.

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Shakakka99 66 points ago +68 / -2

It's a good great movie from the early 90's.

FTFY

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jokementum 27 points ago +27 / -0

Only 37? More like seven times seventy

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Barack-Obama 51 points ago +51 / -0

That’s half my number!

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horsefacestorm 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cocaine is a hellofa drug

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AllTheWayTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Apparently weed was a helluva drug or she had some laced weed as she was listening to Tupac and Snoop before they even released music. That's some good shit right there.

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nahbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

you never heard of Tachyon Kush?

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JoeBidensDementia1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your wife has done way more than you. Give her some cred, bro.

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Barack-Obama 14 points ago +14 / -0

You must be losing your memory. My wife is the giver, I’m the receiver.

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IqwensuOrja 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Wife”

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beta-detector 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Mike counts as 10 regular once.

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

hahaha. Silly

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was in a week-end.

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jokementum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keeeeeeeeek

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was before social media

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LookFatty 26 points ago +26 / -0

"In a row" ... 😁😂🤣🤣😂🤮🤮

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basket_of_patriots 9 points ago +9 / -0

In a row?

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magaspif 11 points ago +11 / -0

in a ROW?

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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midgetpornrocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot."

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Swaraj_ 43 points ago +44 / -1

fill me in

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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jimmycrack 35 points ago +36 / -1

lmao someone edited a video from Clerks to be kamala talking about sucking 37 dicks yesturday

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noogz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol. Yeah I saw that. I was just thinking maybe there was validity to it that I missed. Looks like we’re just memeing around though.

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Brucesky420 14 points ago +14 / -0

I mean, there's definitely SOME validity. She blew her way to the top. But 37 is probably too low to get to being a senator

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you for posting this, based mod. I thought I'd saved it, but didn't Got it now!

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turanian_552 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks -- don't know how I missed that yesterday.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 12 points ago +12 / -0

So she started sucking and she didnt stop until she hit 37 dicks. The she took a smoke break and went right back for more dicks. The end.

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bill_in_texas 8 points ago +8 / -0

smoke break

~pole smoke break

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smoking while listening to Tupac and snoop.

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SilentSnek 44 points ago +44 / -0

S P I C Y

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HillarysStrapOn 17 points ago +17 / -0

That’s a lot of PENIS

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SomaticallySpeaking 12 points ago +12 / -0

Likely somewhere around 14 LINEAR FEET of dick, give or take, depending on size variations.

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KarpLykov 13 points ago +13 / -0

Either your math is off or you drink soy

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SomaticallySpeaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

Valid; though she is sucking California dick, which is known to be shorter due to lack of natural protein in their diet.

Obviously, if it were meat n' tater eating, red blooded patriot dicks, it'd be closer to 30 feet.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Valid; however, she IS sucking dicks in California, the heart of soy. 🤷🏼‍♂️

If we're talking meat and tater eatin patriots, it's definitely closer to 30 feet. Beef begets beef.

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Miles of unbroken, continuous dick. Miles.

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MiltonSnowflakes2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well over a mile of penises

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frankenbox [S] 33 points ago +34 / -1

Whoo hoo! My first sticky

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phibetared 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ewwwwwww.....

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duallyford 5 points ago +6 / -1

After 37 blowjobs I'd be sticky too.

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DemsFuckKids 12 points ago +12 / -0

.at the same time!

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Hangemh1gh 22 points ago +22 / -0

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the DNC!

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dick! No Contact! 🤷‍♀️

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WassermanSchultz 22 points ago +24 / -2

If this isn't real, it should be.

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Nikola_S1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, Trump store needs Kamala Harris knee pads.

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eatonfools 15 points ago +16 / -1

Omfg what did I start? 😅😅

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frankenbox [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

You, sir, are a megapede! Much love!

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Nightbringer33 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are in the shadows of legends really!

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jennyfrutex 13 points ago +13 / -0

Still waiting for Harris 2020 official kneepads: vital equipment for ambitious young women on their way towards breaking that glass ceiling.

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EqualityMeansAll 6 points ago +10 / -4

While funny, you're promoting her name to people who won't know the reference from a 20+ year old movie. Even commentors here didn't get it. And don't think everyone would stop and ask you what it meant while wearing it. Besides, NPC's don't get "subtle".

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EqualityMeansAll 1 point ago +5 / -4

People here are admitting they don't get it. Don't fall for the fallacy that just because our in-group "gets" it translates as "most" people will get it.

In the current Propaganda War, the most impressionable young voters have never seen "Clerks". You'd likely have a higher cross section of people think you're promoting her than actually getting the joke, especially if you wore this while out shopping or something. It's fun to wear around friends, but seriously you have an entire generation of voters who've never even heard of the movie.

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I_no_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t understand this Camel Laugh Harris meme - could someone pls explain?

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SomaticallySpeaking 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shut up and take my money.gif

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RlzJohnnyM 5 points ago +5 / -0

This can’t be real

LMAO

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Kamalas_Knee_Pad 3 points ago +3 / -0

37?? Per month maybe.

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BaronFalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vulgar - I think Kevin Smith & Co have had diminishing returns with each new venture. My personal favorite extremely warped movie to this day is still Todd Solondz's Happiness - not for the squeamish.

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Big-E 2 points ago +2 / -0

“In a row?”

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YugYensid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just upvoted everyone that commented "in a row" in a row.

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Iteachfuckingscience 2 points ago +2 / -0

IN A ROW?!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would imagine they were in a sort of circle.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's way too subtle for my taste. Most people would see it and think it was a pro-Biden/Harris shirt.

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Every damn night?"

(different movie reference but still a classic)

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frankenbox [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY CRAP!!!

SOMEONE STOLE MY IDEA.

I want royalties!

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Hillandbill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to see a Hidin' Biden face diaper, that would be funny!

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

HA HA HA HA HA

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Risingtide 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn’t actually a thing? It’s freaking hilarious. Pls make it real

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frankenbox [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0
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diegorod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone explain to me the source of this meme. I'm out of the loop with the knee pad, Biden blow stuff.

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frankenbox [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't know about knee pads, you are really out of the loop. Harris (allegedly) slept her way to the DA office by admittedly dating Willie Brown (40-years her senior). Look above for links to video for the 37 reference.

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diegorod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh snap. Thanks!

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Drdonaldjtrump1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the 37 thing about?

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a row?

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Try not to suck any sick on your way to the White House”

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FuckCommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a row?!

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xxxMAGA420xxx -1 points ago +1 / -2

I thought this was a meme designed to educate libruls about Kumala Harris paying prisoners in California 37 cents an hour. The prisoners that she refused to release because of state budget shortfalls.

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BoardTrumpTrain45 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Eh, this one misses the mark. People shouldnt have to ask what something means. Poor.