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thunderpussy 67 points ago +72 / -5

Why are you still on Faceplant?

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Cheesecakecrush 29 points ago +46 / -17

Facebook still has a legitimate use of staying connected with family that doesn't live near you, its really a shame that Zuck decided that he could decide what we get to see

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Silencemennow 27 points ago +32 / -5

I have a phone.

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Baba_OReilly 41 points ago +42 / -1

Oh, look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

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muhqtardtho 23 points ago +23 / -0

I bet he's a huge Diablo fan.

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Cheesygorditacrunch3 8 points ago +9 / -1

“We all have phones right?!”

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kmillz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this an out of season April Fools joke?

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Patriot76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I read that “I bet he’s a huge dildo fan”

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you read it as a "huge dildo fan" or as a "huge dildo fan"?

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Mitschu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not huge dildo fan?

Sure, it circulates the air, but at what cost? And what IS that godforsaken reek?

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's

Okay

To

Like

Blizzard North

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

www.obamaphone.com

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mastayoda420 13 points ago +20 / -7

You know what else lets you stay connected to people that don't live near you? Anyone? Anyone? It's as if your generation believes we were living in caves cut off and isolated from the whole world before Cuckbook liberated us and brought us into the light.

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lanre 6 points ago +8 / -2

The only people I know that still use Facebook religiously are the boomers.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +5 / -2

And people with lots of cats

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dad is a based boomer, but loves Facebook. I guess it is pretty cool to see how people are doing that you haven’t seen since high school. Especially at that age when people have actually done cool stuff with their lives. If you’re in your 20’s though it is boring as hell.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

A letter!

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1DontTreadOnMe1 5 points ago +21 / -16

Not an excuse. There a myriad of other ways to communicate with distant family.

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Shakakka99 14 points ago +23 / -9

Not if they're all using Facebook.

Look, I don't like the platform any more than anyone else here. But if some pedes are using it to see photos of their grandchildren and stay connected with distant relatives, I'm not getting up on the high horse of "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

And you shouldn't either.

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pog_collection 9 points ago +11 / -2

I’m off Facebook and this post just reminded me I need to send some pictures of my kids to their grandparents

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard so many horror stories of family and friends getting into relationship ending fights and losing jobs due to posting perceived offensive messages on Facecrook, doesn't really seem worth the time or effort. People live their entire lives out loud on that shit and it strikes me as pretty damn stupid.

Only thing it seems good for is family living far distances away to stay in contact and that is all. At work, other employees love trolling and turning in each other for the most minor perceived indiscretions. With friends like that, who needs enemies.

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Finalfight 0 points ago +2 / -2

You can get them to transition to a company that isn't run by Mark Zuckerberg..

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Shakakka99 2 points ago +2 / -0

That all their friends and family are on?

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Finalfight 1 point ago +2 / -1

You either care about making things better or you don't.

It doesn't happen at once.

Do you just not talk to people about things you believe in and tel them why supporting people like Mark Zuckerberg hurts people and the country?

Sorry guys... Wrap it up. Facebook is a lost cause. Can't change the world. Lol

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I just told him that lol!

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TrumpHomo83 7 points ago +8 / -1

like Instagram /s

Pick up the phone... you'll get much more meaningful interaction.

Social media was a good way to connect with people, but its so controlled now its not even worth the hassle. Many others see it this way too... Thats probably why Facebook has started advertising for the first time since its inception, probably not by choice.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you just use it for keeping in touch with people then nothing will be controlled. Unfriend anyone who tries to make political statements on there because that shit is annoying as hell.

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TrumpHomo83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had issues with Facebook before i even got political. The second the timeline was no longer chronological i knew it was fucked. Telling me so-and-so's post is more important than my families (or mine) and ramming their bullshit down my throat. Not people i disagree with, just people that are more active on social media than i was... i found myself deleting and blocking people just so my page wasnt full of the same old popular bullshit and my cousin who had 3 friends and posts once a year would even show up.

Same thing with reddit... however, blocking all the anti trump subs and other bullshit subs didnt work because every day there was a new one that was inorganically being pushed to the front page. It was either hand pick your subs and only those subs and potentially miss something interesting or be bludgeoned to death by progressive rhetoric.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. I only ever go there to check up on specific people. Way back in the day I would check the main feed almost daily, but now it’s just a bunch of people posting viral videos and links to stupid shit. When BuzzFeed became popular is when it really went to shit.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you really want to connect with family, video chat apps are good too. There are tons of them that aren't owned by the major cucked companies

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mateus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give me a very large break. What are you, a scolding, finger-wagging schoolmarm?

In the interest of transparency, I have NEVER had a FakeBook account because I don't respond well to control freaks deciding what I communicate. That would include YOU dictating to people which social media platform, YOU think they should use. (Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.)

I DO, however, frequently access groups for information and news accounts which I then share elsewhere, even here. The fact that I'm not allowed to read comments without an account, which I don't intend to have, doesn't bother me a bit.

But rest assured, if I WANTED to join FB, I would.

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NvJohansson 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, morse code and smoke signals... Get the fuck out with the patronizing bullshit.

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1DontTreadOnMe1 1 point ago +4 / -3

Since when is a land line held in the same regard as smoke signals? I've never seen so many people get their panties in a bunch. You guys are starting to resemble reddit now the way you are acting.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Landline? J/k.

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Bubbahax 4 points ago +5 / -1

When my daughter moved away to college we set up a family Discord server. All of the kids and I use it as a chat program daily. Since we're gamers, Discord is usually open in the background of our pcs anyway.

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lanre 4 points ago +4 / -0

Discord searches chat logs for racist white people bye. They're another woke company.

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Finalfight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get them to move to a different social network.

Https://4tc.social/

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IntrepidBurger 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's the battleground. Brad Parscale even said that Facebook was what gave them so much reach in 2016.

This idea that we should abandon where normies hang out is idiotic and counterproductive. Take the memes into their space. Redpill them.

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knittinkittens 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got back on so I could see my church's live stream. I disable the account every Sunday after the service.

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OtherwiseSafe 1 point ago +1 / -0

never retreat from the battlefield soldier, I mean, unless you're chickin'

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TrumpOrTreason 31 points ago +31 / -0

Damn! 30 days in the hole!

I got 7 days for my Kamal post of “ Art of the Kneel”

Any kind of sexual innuendo for the Biden ticket leads to blocking.

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jimmycrack 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao i'm onto my 5th account with all the bans I've gotten...might end up with none come election

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thedaynos 2 points ago +2 / -0

serious question... how are you creating new accounts and when's the last time you created one? I have tried signing up with an alternate identity/email but it always stops me and asks for a phone number.

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jimmycrack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just set up a new gmail and sign up again, It's been a couple months since I made a new one, but I just usually use the same picture of me and change my name slightly. I'm not sure if they asked for a phone number, but if they did I was able to skip it.

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thedaynos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. last time I tried gmail they forced me into giving a phone number, but i was able to create one without one today.

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jimmycrack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 24 points ago +26 / -2

Create fake accounts like the left does. Report all the anti-Trump and pro Biden content.

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Silencemennow 20 points ago +20 / -0

"That post doesn't violate our Terms of Service, fucking Trump supporter, get bent."

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 12 points ago +13 / -1

Do it anyway. It's called report fatigue.

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Derplestiltzkin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just got a 12 hour ban on Twitter for calling @yamiche a gaslighting feckless cunt.

So I went and reported 20 tweets of people calling melania a cunt that have been up for 2 years without issue.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 8 points ago +9 / -1

Create fake accounts like the left does. They have 12 accounts for each and use different browsers, devices and connections.

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Silencemennow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Experienced this as a moderator for a gaming forum but never knew what it was called.

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Barthaneous 20 points ago +21 / -1

My family kisses each other on the cheek for every greeting. There is on occasion awkward accidents and you kiss on the lips but its quick and non sexual and both people laugh and move on as it was not intently done..

This is intentionally done .. this is gross. This looks almost sexual.

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mellestal 10 points ago +11 / -1

I feel like the video/gifs of these interactions would be more hard hitting towards Sleepy Creepy Joe. The screen grab only gets a split second while the video would show everything: lead up, duration, aftermath.

I too come from a culture where people kiss on the cheek with some regularity.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’ve seen parents do it with their kids on the lips. There’s an infamous video of Tom Brady doing it. It’s fucking weird but they only do it up to like 5 years of age. I have never seen a grandparent do it and I’ve never heard of a parent doing it with a teenager like this girl is. Poor girl probably hates it.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah the babies and toddlers do it because they dont know how to kiss on the cheek yet. But yeah after 5 years if its a long kiss on the lips, that’s a bit much.
It’s like breast feeding past 1 years old.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not seeing that. What do you mean?

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Littlebabycakes 8 points ago +9 / -1

literal vomit.

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Scooby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two days ago Facebook gave me a two day ban for this: The Star Tribune reported that MN had the highest turn out in more than 50 years to give Omar the primary. They said "100,000 voters participated" and all I did was quote the word "voters" in the comment section. About 8 hours into my ban, they unbanned me and deleted the message they sent me and now it's like it never happened. Btw, it's a fake FB account I use to redpill normies on local facebook news pages.

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Fuck_commies_2024 7 points ago +8 / -1

Uggh, gives me the fucking creeps

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slaphappy2 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least he didn't give her the Tara Reade treatment with three fingers up the hoo-ha.

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BourbonDave 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been trying to get my mom off of Facebook for years but it's like crack for grandparents.

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Flyoverpede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was banned for this too... Facebook claims joe bidden sexual assaults his granddaughter.

Way to go pedo joe

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TrumpOrTreason 3 points ago +4 / -1

FB= access to normies and red pilling leftist cucks

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a full-on bag of creepazoid.

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LivebytheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well he did chose Cumala and she will prob do more.

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OutcastSeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckin hell

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no_step_on_snek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I swear to god they tried everything in their power to not get nominated.

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LilBuddyRem 1 point ago +1 / -0

And to think the left makes fun of Trump for joking about marrying his daughter if she wasn’t his.

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the_shootist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kinda creepy...they've gotta have some algorithm for this picture. I just copy-pasted it to my wall and it was instantly shut down.

I'd imagine they have at least a database image hashes that they're blacklisting. Maybe later I'll try to alter it slightly - change a few pixels here and there and see if it makes it through

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Awilen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please tell me this is photoshopped!

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Sagan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ew

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Redcap4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kidding, right?

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GulagDweller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man!

Who knows what the Creepy Fuckwad is doing when he has the young girls behind closed doors?

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Jcosta 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't get my screens shot banned yet. I just tried posting it and it "went against their nudity and innapropriate shit"

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warhammr02 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will Smith has entered the chat

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking disgusting!

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

awkward!

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally 30 seconds to make a new account and spam it everywhere. They can suck dick saying we meddle in elections

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keeping it in the family.

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Christovas -1 points ago +2 / -3

I think we need to relax here. Its gross to me. I have an 8 yearl old girl and i kiss her on the cheek, but the guy is old. That may have been ok back in the 1800s. :)