Sadly I still live in Maryland.
I will sure get reported because I never wear a mask and always get into arguments over "sir, you have to wear a mask" wherever I go.
Grocery store, Chipotle..etc
I once kept a scammer on the phone for about 15 minutes (I was driving and had the time). Credit card scammer...he was so pissed when I broke character and asked if his parents are proud of their thieving son and laughed at him. I was at my destination and had to go but I bet I could have kept him for an hour with my circular slow and confused old man routine lol.
Had one on for about 10 going on about solar panels and informed him that I "had no roof." He insults me repeatedly about how sad and poor I was and how I should get a job, informed him of my pay and I live on a roof (trolling mind you). He then demanded I get a better house, asked him why and he finally broke, "So I can fuck your sister."
My response, "Wouldn't that make your mom jealous that you're sleeping with other women behind her back?" Squeels and demands of killing me ensues and laughter was had.
Many Indian people have high respect for their moms, that struck a glorious chord.
My neighbor is hiding a family of anti-maskers in their attic. The young girl is always writing in her diary. Please help!
Nice
Larry Hogan is a fucking idiot. I hope his hotline is flooded with nonsense (like Deblasio's Nazi snitch hotline that was flooded with dick pix).
Im feeling spicy this morning in California. Just sent this one.
I would like to report my neighbor. He was mowing his lawn naked and was not wearing his mask.
His address is
123 Go Fuck Yourself Nazis
Give them the address for the state capitol
No, the kung flu cannot be spread that way.
Science denier, eh?
I lived in Maryland for about five years. They'll have to cancel this hotline when 95% of the people who get reported are black.
Sadly I still live in Maryland. I will sure get reported because I never wear a mask and always get into arguments over "sir, you have to wear a mask" wherever I go. Grocery store, Chipotle..etc
Get a doctor's note if you can for an exemption, and then still report people for wearing it with their noses out.
If any "local health officials" or law enforcement come visit you the appropriate response is "get the fuck off my property until you have a warrant"
Tell them to hold on a sec and shut the door, anytime they knock again yell 'just a sec', but never open the door again.
Clock how long they wait. When they return try and beat your last time.
Keep them busy with nonsense so they can't bother others.
This is my go to response to tele-scammers too.
Brilliant, I do this to the foreign scam callers.
I once kept a scammer on the phone for about 15 minutes (I was driving and had the time). Credit card scammer...he was so pissed when I broke character and asked if his parents are proud of their thieving son and laughed at him. I was at my destination and had to go but I bet I could have kept him for an hour with my circular slow and confused old man routine lol.
Had one on for about 10 going on about solar panels and informed him that I "had no roof." He insults me repeatedly about how sad and poor I was and how I should get a job, informed him of my pay and I live on a roof (trolling mind you). He then demanded I get a better house, asked him why and he finally broke, "So I can fuck your sister."
My response, "Wouldn't that make your mom jealous that you're sleeping with other women behind her back?" Squeels and demands of killing me ensues and laughter was had.
Many Indian people have high respect for their moms, that struck a glorious chord.
Lol love it. Totally justified punking of these guys is a treat.
Send dick pics like it's 1999.
So... by fax?
Dick pics and memes
Fattest governor in USA
And thus I will do my part for this train.
Tell them Kamala Harris is felating Biden without a mask.
I called: 'Hi, yes I need to report my colonizer neighbor. He's hiding a Jewish family in the attic!' Click. MAGA 2020 MOTHERFUCKERS!