I once kept a scammer on the phone for about 15 minutes (I was driving and had the time). Credit card scammer...he was so pissed when I broke character and asked if his parents are proud of their thieving son and laughed at him. I was at my destination and had to go but I bet I could have kept him for an hour with my circular slow and confused old man routine lol.
Had one on for about 10 going on about solar panels and informed him that I "had no roof." He insults me repeatedly about how sad and poor I was and how I should get a job, informed him of my pay and I live on a roof (trolling mind you). He then demanded I get a better house, asked him why and he finally broke, "So I can fuck your sister."
My response, "Wouldn't that make your mom jealous that you're sleeping with other women behind her back?" Squeels and demands of killing me ensues and laughter was had.
Many Indian people have high respect for their moms, that struck a glorious chord.
If any "local health officials" or law enforcement come visit you the appropriate response is "get the fuck off my property until you have a warrant"
Tell them to hold on a sec and shut the door, anytime they knock again yell 'just a sec', but never open the door again.
Clock how long they wait. When they return try and beat your last time.
Keep them busy with nonsense so they can't bother others.
This is my go to response to tele-scammers too.
Brilliant, I do this to the foreign scam callers.
I once kept a scammer on the phone for about 15 minutes (I was driving and had the time). Credit card scammer...he was so pissed when I broke character and asked if his parents are proud of their thieving son and laughed at him. I was at my destination and had to go but I bet I could have kept him for an hour with my circular slow and confused old man routine lol.
Had one on for about 10 going on about solar panels and informed him that I "had no roof." He insults me repeatedly about how sad and poor I was and how I should get a job, informed him of my pay and I live on a roof (trolling mind you). He then demanded I get a better house, asked him why and he finally broke, "So I can fuck your sister."
My response, "Wouldn't that make your mom jealous that you're sleeping with other women behind her back?" Squeels and demands of killing me ensues and laughter was had.
Many Indian people have high respect for their moms, that struck a glorious chord.