Rules are rules... Covid only attacks in gyms and churches.
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posted ago by GoodWillPower
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And don’t be the 11th person in a ten person gathering, you die.
Don't show up late!
Covid comes out at 10:01 pm unless the bar closes of course.
It's OK to pray with a buddy if you're at the casino or weed shop.
People are out here getting baptised next to the pineapple express.
What if the bar serves wings?
Wings are not "food" so it's still not a restaurant, therefore should be shut down. Get back to us on mini-tacos, still mulling the cultural implications.
Mini tacos will prevent covid19, but only on Tuesdays
Instant death
"I'm on CP time," no wonder they get it most!
Oh yes...
Let us not forget this beauty with Bill De Blasio and Hillary Clinton
Cheese Pizza? I'd rather be falsely imprisoned getting gang raped daily than ever, ever be involved with a cheese pizza.
My nephew legit thought that was true. He's 9.
I guess it's a blessing in disguise his school is going to be remote and my brother lost his job so he can undo some of the bullshit brainwashing.
People are freaking out their kids with this crap.
Was babysitting my nieces a week or so back, their mom came home, so figured I'd just take a walk down the block to grab a bag of chips.
The kids freaked the fuck out. Like if I started juggling chainsaws on a unicycle while playing the kazoo, wouldn't phase them as much as a walk down the block without a mask.
I went into an office the other day. The amount of scurrying around by the masked (because I dared to enter their space without one) was comical. People are legit acting like its the end of the world.
6 feet is safe. 5 feet is death on maximum
Might as well skip picking the coffin. You can't have a funeral anyways, unless you are a black man with political value to the Left, in which case coronavirus isn't able to attend the funeral.
They all die
The Strangest Virus. This is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's so mysterious the way it lurks in schools but then dies at Home Depot. It can spread when buying clothes at Kohl's but not at Target. It can't spread when you're buying beer or liquor. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, but can't survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups , so having a cup of coffee is safe. It is the most curious thing how it lives on basketballs and baseball bats, but dies on Walmart shopping carts. It is spread by hairstylists and dentists but not by bank tellers and fast food workers . It is mind-boggling how it vanishes when people stand close together protesting or destroying monuments. It is so smart, it won't bother the first 10 people gathered but knows when the 11th person shows up, so be careful it's not you. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it, but if you need a plumber , it is weak and a mask will keep it away. It also requires dine-in restaurants to have a shorter menu to use real plates but only plastic forks and spoons. If you have just a beer in a pub, it can get ya. But a beer and a meal and you're safe. If you go to get takeout food you need a mask because it it can get ya. But sit down at a restaurant and have a meal and some wine and you will be sweet. It's mandatory to wear a mask in a supermarket. If I walk around eating a donut surely I will be fine. It seems if you can walk and eat you can dodge this pesky little fella. Walk and eat. Who ever heard of such a clever sneaky virus ?!?
"JuSt WeAr ThE fU*KiNg MaSk!!!!!"
Make me. :p
(actually, to get the full effect, see my other post in this thread.........)
As I pull my shirt over my nose I simply say "somebody stinks" while they get the once over
Do not cover your face for marxists.
I shared the video of Fauxi saying masks don't work and the retards on reddit checked my comment/post history and said: "he browses the conspiracy sub"
But they aren't germophobes, right? xD Of course not.
They are whatever their masters tell them they are
I hate it when they check my post history (such a soy tactic yuck), like I'm not allowed to post whatever and wherever I want? It's fine if they post regularly on rape fantasies and fisting sub-reddits but oooh I'm the garbage person for posting a Tim Pool meme on T_D.... Pathetic!
Pedes, I know many of you know this already, but I'll say it anyways.
My friend is a kaiser nurse and she says they count any death as covid as long as the person shares one symptom. Could be as simple as a headache or runny nose. She says they do the same at John Muir.
The death numbers are completely bullshit
Based future copypasta
And only in the USA for some reason. Been going to the gym for 8 weeks here in Canada no masks
Yeah I get tons of looks but nobody says anything to my wife or I. I mean I guess I lucked out by having COPD... even if I didn’t I still wouldn’t wear the thing.
U mEaN to TelL mE tHe wHoLe worLd HaS thE viRus JuSt tO huRt DrumPf?!
C'mon man!
You’re getting nervous man!
Why-why-why-why-why!
Listen, fat...
Even if he does get you you’ve got a 99.9% chance of getting away from him. Only the old, fat and sick get caught up in his trap
My understanding is that you just have to chant Black Lives Matter 3x and light a trash can on fire and the pox will pass you over.
The left hates God and being fit.
Don’t forget nightclubs and bars... ya boi has been struggling to get laid ever since this bullshit 😂
Fucking communists not lettin us get dat pussy
You can get all the dick you want at one of those gay bathhouses though.
Fauxi said Tinder was fine.
Dude, I was walked my local small business to buy some PVC pipe. But saw a sign they were ordered to close because of Covid. I was just about to leave when Covid jumped from around the corner! I ran down the street as fast as I could and it was chasing me!
Fortunately I made it into the safety of Walmart and the hundreds of people picking their noses and touching everything unhygienicly. Covid leered at me as I stood behind the safety of an obese women in a rascal trying to return a half eaten pizza until finally it yelled at me “You can’t hide in there forever! I’ll get you when next time you try to go to one of those closed parks with no one around!”
Then it flew away. Lucky for me this Walmart is 24 hours and I haven’t left yet.
That's what gets me... these morons wear a mask but they don't wear a mask, so they touch everything.
And apparently spotlights make it worse.
Gay bath house or a church...
BLM protest or the beach...
Walmart or small business...
Take out or dine in at the same restaurant...
How can anyone with a functioning brain not see that the MSM is the DNC?
Literally everything they "report" on somehow fits the leftist agenda. You'd think that after the MSM declared that the BLM marchers posed absolutely no risk of spreading of covid, literally just weeks after they Covid-shamed conservative protesters for gathering (in much smaller numbers), that the lemmings would see the blatant propaganda.
But no, the lemmings eat that shit up and drone on and on about Drumpf with their righteous indignation. Its fucking sickening.
You answered your own question. I guess it was rhetoric because we all know those on the left do not have functioning brains. They are lemmings.
🙏
Wore my Miller Digital Elite welding “mask” into a gas station last night to buy beers. Felt super safe and secure. Bystanders lol’d lots. Feels good man.
An attack on Strength and Spirituality. Sounds like what they'd do.
I’m pretty excited because my local rink is putting the ice back in and opens next week. Haven’t been able to skate since March. Leagues start play in September. But the movie theaters and bars are still closed. How does any of this make sense?
It doesn’t make any sense. Here, our rinks have been open several weeks but you have to wear a mask at all times, even playing hockey (I could die.) But the gyms seem like they don’t care and nobody wears one. You must wear one in stores and walking into all restaurants but you don’t have to when you’re sitting in a restaurant talking to the wait staff at your table. The virus is very sneaky.
Oh yes bars are also quite dangerous, unless you stay for dinner.
But it can’t be chicken wings.
I think an ugly ass Karen would be more fit for this meme
Paging governor Whitmer...
Been going back to the Gym since June 1st, since thats they were allowed to open here in NM. Never wear a mask, no one does. It's a total gym rat gross hole in the wall, the way I love to lift weights. No cases yet...
Or more importantly, waiting to see if I'm going into a voting booth
How far can we flip the state's logic?
If a church can hold a peaceful protest, can I bring my hand weights to the grocery store, declare it a gym, and shut them down?
Just press a fatty.
I love my community here near Tampa. I've been going to the gym since they opened 2 months ago and nobody wears a mask and nobody cares. Wipe down the equipment and don't cough in my face and we're all good.
Nearby Louisville KY let me lay out the mental gymnastics here:
State Fair closed to the public
Kentucky Derby postponed till first week of Sept (all two weeks of Kentucky Derby Festival originally scheduled to lead up to first sat in May cancelled) NO infield, attendance limited to reserved seating
Bars closed at 10/Restaurants at 25% capacity Most of downtown businesses glass storefronts boarded up but HEY! Gotta let the protesters just walk alllll through the city cause Breonna Taylor (that investigation should be wrapping up soon, rumor has it that the cops are NOT going to be charged and if they aren't hubs and I predict the city will burn) oh and speaking of protesters we had some bussed in from GA last week but hey I guess that doesn't fall under social gathering either. Funny how that works (do you have to guess the party of the state Gov and the city mayor?)
I just got back from the gym. Planet Fitness, I'm poor, shut up. The CEO released a MASK Mandate a few weeks ago.. but like 3/4 of the pple in the gym is maskless and no one cares lol.
Surprising since I'm in a Liberal city.
Can you even lift with a mask on? I have a home gym but I'm not dumb enough to even test that.
I did wear a mask while carrying heavy grocery bags for about a mile. I felt winded halfway through. And I had to make a couple of rest stops, too.
I carried heavy loads that way no issues without a mask.
Hell no, you'll pass out lifting anything worth lifting with a mask on lol. Since the employees nor gym members cared about masks, I just pulled my down for the bigger lifts.
The rules don't specify the type of mask you must use or how to wear it. I have those masks with the wire that lets you contour it around your nose, I just don't do that part and leave the gap so I can breath in the shops.
One perk to covid, super low traffic in the gym.
My first sticky in 4+ years of shitposting! Mods = Gods. Trump 2020!
Love y'all Pedes. Thanks in advanced for voting 😊
It's kinda like this geographical oddity that's two weeks from everywhere....
Making an appointment for the Gym is something I don't want to do. I won't be renewing my membership to my gym.
Fuckin liar. It also attacks 9/11 memorial light operators. Bigot.
Corona virus be rollin' up on them dubs, smokin that swisher sweet, listenin' to Paul Wall sittin' sideways, just waitin' for your sweet ass to not be lookin' so he can creep up on yo ass.
I was in the market today. It was packed. No one I could tell was making an effort to social distance. Yet you can't go to church.
Prison gyms?
Dang Corona virus- broke down my shitty warl !
And apparently doesn’t spread or live in either Walmart of Target. They never closed during this entire “Insurance Plan.”
Lol I’ve been to the gym everyday for the last two months. If kung flu was as bad as the DNC said it was I’d be dead.
Well apparently of the fraction of a percent of people under 60 that die are fat people, will keeping them form the gyms save or kill more people?
Interesting that's 2/3 that you're supposed to keep in balance to live a healthy life... Body + Mind + Spirit
And elementary schools.
God forbid people go to the Gym and stay too healthy to need socialist health care.
Don't forget Trump rallies!
Gyms have been open here for almost a month. No one wears masks once they are inside the doors. "I'm working out." is all you have to say.
No one has got any covids.
Can't forget the bar, if after 10pm. At least that is how it is in Ohio for some reason. Is COVID not contagious after 10pm at a bar in other states?
And if it does come at you, just say "Black Lives Matter." It's the "Swiper, No Swiping" of COVID.
The absolute highest risk of COVID-19 infection is public transportation.
If the DemonRats had their way, you'd have no choice but rely on it, like in USSR.
Lurks at gyms in Southern NJ, but all good 5 miles to the west in Philadelphia.
Hey, coronapussyvirus, whassup?
I just want you to know I went to the gym as per usual yesterday. With no mask.
Whatcha gonna do about it, bitch?
Also don't forget, it seems particularly contagious at small businesses. Something to think about when you're trying on a bathing suit at Target.