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OrangeElvis 45 points ago +45 / -0

I would vote even if I had to push the buttons with my colon.

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PhilMcKankles 30 points ago +30 / -0

I would vote even if i were next in line and they made me push the button with my tongue.

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Trumpfan1 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL! 😝 You are A TRUE PATRIOT Sir.

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would vote even if it was like the doctor's office in Idiocracy

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MAGANatsFan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am so glad that i will not see that

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tcriv 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would vote even if I had to lick a petri dish filled with covid

i might do it anyway just for spite

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is how Mayor Pete votes!

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jeffreyepstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, If you were growing on my ass

  • Buzz McCallister
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HotMustard84 19 points ago +19 / -0

DC isn't in play but still, vote red anyway if you're there and help Trump win the pop vote!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 10 points ago +10 / -0

DC shouldn't ever have had a say in anything like intended.

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RecoveringNPC 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make them eat the interstate popular vote compact!

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Terrortot 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the worst case scenario.

I think CA NY and IL could flip.

Biden is Mondale Jr. Dems will win Delaware and DC.

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd have to think that WA and OR will flip before CA or NY, though if 0bama could take IN in 2008, then maybe anything's possible with IL too. I am hoping for many surprises at least as large as when Trump took WI in 2016, a thing I never even imagined possible (let alone MI and PA).

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Terrortot 2 points ago +2 / -0

New York City is reverting to pre-Giuliani conditions. Trump gets a lot of sympathy outside of Upper West Side liberal salons.

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Snooch 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have beef with anyone that doesn't go and vote because they think it is a waste. Get out there. This time, the stakes are fucking crazy high. MAGA.

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know if this election is more important than 2016 or not. I can certainly feels the flames licking my feet on this one.

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Buggy300 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean I live in NY but I go to vote. If I don't vote then I can't complain because I didn't participate in are established system. Sure my vote doesn't count but I did the best I could.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to have that mindset and then I saw Trump win and realised that us normal folk genuinely do have the power to vote and make a change, I always assumed the game was so rigged that my vote would never count.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

POTUS lost Colorado in 2016 by 70k votes. Gary Johnson got 130k, Jill Stein and McMuffin combined got 60k. Voting matters yet!

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Steel357 5 points ago +5 / -0

When the national totals are shown everyone in America will see the votes for Trump. It is critical that every one of us is counted.

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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pro Tip They will still reeeeee

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Make them rethink their popular vote nonsense. If Trump won popular vote but not EC I guarantee they wouldn't follow it.

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Count_Dyscalculia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Their system is designed to "steal" by using 6-8k votes that can magically be produced when needed.

If we overwhelm the polls then we overwhelm their system. It's the only way we win.

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Cleakman 6 points ago +6 / -0

We may be surprised what states can flip

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Ben45 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAKE JERSEY GREAT AGAIN

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Nano_nj 4 points ago +4 / -0

We gotta make the whole northeast great again

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jeffreyepstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not possible. Until I’m allowed to make a left turn inside you.

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Banana_Republic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will vote for Trump in my blue enclave.

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BenFranklin1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is so true, I live in New York but I vote in every election to send a message, and you never know.

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ohiopede 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also need to win the popular vote by a LOT if you want any chance at limiting that line of REEEEEEEE for the next 4 years. Oh, there will be REEEEEEEEEEE, but it will be easier to just reply with "eat a bag of dicks." The popular vote is irrelevant and I don't want to give in to any of their bullshit and give it any importance, but it would be nice to shut them the fuck up about the REEE and assaulting the electoral college for another 4 years.

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Rusty_Shackleford 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not just about winning the electoral college. It's about winning the popular vote and sending a message. THE SILENT MAJORITY HAS HAD ENOUGH.

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Negativekarmabait 4 points ago +4 / -0

They wont be cheating so hard in the deep blue, and the idiots over sold on vote by mail (yuge fail rate). With their enthusiasm so low, we could turn some deep blue into red!

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WhiteTrashJesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

They always cheat in blue states thats why theyre always blue

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Current_Year_Acct 3 points ago +3 / -0

Philadelphia is having mail problems in general right now.

USPS has already come forward explaining they wont be able to handle the flow.

You have be literally retarded or just dishonest to claim mail in voting will work properly, let alone isn't an attempt to cheat.

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

"buh buh but mUh tEXaS aND GEoRGia AnD aRiZOnA aRE iN PLaY!!!!1!"

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to2020andbeyond 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need every vote so Trump wins the pop. vote, nothing would be better than watching the blue states that are trying to circumvent the EC having to give their EC votes to the pop winner TRUMP!

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Freedombunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally think that every state may be in play. Too many people are fed up with the ranting, violence and lies on the left. They want to return to Pre-COVID, Pre-BLM, Trump times.

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Thisisyouser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proud shitholer

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

The interstate compact makes it possible that we flip the bluest states to red, by taking the popular vote at latge. But we must come out IN FORCE to do that.

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BrutalHonesty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Illinois here, converting who we can. But I tend to push stupid people away....

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Paul1149 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bear in mind also, that some states now tie their electoral votes to the winner of the national popular vote. So the likelihood of a vote not counting has dropped precipitously. Assume that your vote is the critical one that will decide the election.

And pray beforehand, and ask the Lord to magnify your vote's impact in the spiritual realm. Because that's where the battle actually is.

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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake News At This Point.They tried but courts have struck it down.

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Dooley127 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voting in MA. Will cancel out one commie vote

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BidensHairyLegs 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right. Go for the landslide. Vote as if your life depends on it because it actually does.

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Deadangles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in shitty Chicago where my vote never counts (maybe if I kill myself it will - but for the wrong party). You bet I voted TRUMP 2016 and will be voting TRUMP 2020

Side note: today I saw a guy in a pickup truck flying three flags from the bed. One was definitely a TRUMP 2020 flag. Assuming one was an American flag and another TRUMP flag was likely. I unfortunately was turning but slowed down just enough to see what the flag was because I had suspicions as I saw him approaching.

I'm really regretting not driving straight, honking and giving him the thumbs up.

Couple months ago I saw a construction guy wearing a Trump 2020 hat. I walked by him (white chick in Chicago - probably assumption I'm a leftie), smiled and gave him a thumbs up. He looked at me confused. I pointed to his hat and said "Trump 2020?" he smiled and nodded and I said me too lol.

If you're in an area where you're rare, be sure to affirmatively acknowledge their brave statement.

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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your vote counts this election.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if you're stuck in a dark blue shithole, add your voice to the popular vote.

Liberals made a big fuss about it when Hillary "won" the popular vote (in quotes, because she actually did NOT--several million illegal aliens voted for her, and they broke the law when they did). So let's take that small morsel of consolation away from them. Make sure Trump wins the popular vote. By a lot.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm doing my part in WA. Wouldn't miss a chance to be part of the biggest presidential beatdown in US history!

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codefender 1 point ago +2 / -1

Especially in states like Colorado where the electoral vote will automatically be given to the person with the popular vote. Where's my silent majority??

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NCBuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

do it!

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infinitysupreme 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will commit every kind of voter fraud to further their narrative and agendas.

You should vote simply to show them that good Americans oppose their deep state communist race baiting violent bullshit.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know someone who fell victim to the left mental illness and is starting to show signs of TDS. Straight up told him that I'm voting for Trump specifically to cancel out his vote. He lost his shit. The salt will be glorious as long as we all vote.

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DoomieGrunt 1 point ago +1 / -0

NC Boy here. Give me a date & I'll cast my vote.

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come to think of it, as you all probably know, only four colors are necessary to color the map with no adjacent same-colored states. Which, by an odd coincidence, is twice the number of genders that there are.

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GEoP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Illinois, standing by!