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FlamingButBased 30 points ago +32 / -2

I'd pay a nurse 10K cash to squirt it into a garbage bin and give me my little stamp or certificate or whatever. No rushed bullshit vaccine for me.

Also, closely related, let's stop pretending Melinda is a woman.

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jamesfinmadison [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've thought this exact same thing.

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k614 2 points ago +2 / -0

A cheaper alternative would be to keep taking COVID-19 tests. Eventually, and statistically, you'll eventually get a 'positive' result. That will be my strategy to avoid any mandatory vaccination.

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LexaBinsr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I already had COVID, and I have a positive and after that a negative test saved. They can suck my dick. :^)