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turdinthepunch 924 points ago +926 / -2

lol they slashed his mom's car's tires lol

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I_LUV_WINNING 454 points ago +456 / -2

And he is probably going to make his mom pay for the towing and new tires.

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DRKMSTR 261 points ago +262 / -1

As is the local custom

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trashquatch 95 points ago +95 / -0

gotta upvote gold like that

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TrumpTrainJune152015 42 points ago +42 / -0

amen

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inspir3dgenius 32 points ago +33 / -1

Local gold

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godaddy42 26 points ago +27 / -1

their is a GOD. CALIFORNIA IIS BURNING DOWN I PRAY THE TOILET CITY of LA GOES FIRST. DO NOT SEND MONEY IF THIS HAPPENS. MAYBE COMMUNISTS LAUGH A WOOD WILL BURN TO THE GROUND. SAY A PRAY

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

The really sad part is there are those of us that remember the LA of ages past, back when it was red =(

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 29 points ago +29 / -0

he probably doesn't even live there which would make it even more funny

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MehNahMehNah 38 points ago +38 / -0

The impotent rage is de.lish.

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Deathlessly 17 points ago +17 / -0

One simply cannot road rage on a parked/deactivated car.

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jokementum 26 points ago +26 / -0

greatest car I have ever driven. lucky basterd

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Icanteven 58 points ago +58 / -0

The only better car is a rental. No car goes faster, tows more, or flies higher than a rental

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TrumpTrainJune152015 21 points ago +21 / -0

Get the insurance...

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jokementum 17 points ago +18 / -1

Indeed. The current cross country record with set in a rented mustang GT

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Nezock_theKnight 16 points ago +17 / -1

Awesome story on that! The guy rented a BOSS Mustang, removed the passenger seat, installed 2 more gas tanks, and wore diapers (I think....). Went from NYC to Southern CA in like 15 hours??

You gotta respect the "drive" to be #1.

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jokementum 13 points ago +13 / -0

25+ hours. no one has broken the one-day barrier.

most amazing thing is that he mostly did it without help. and was almost caught, twice. every other record has been done by a team of 2 or 3 people. of course, his was during pandemic, but i'm still hella impressed

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2020/06/26/cannonball-run-record/

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Druid_Con 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have not made a BOSS since 2014

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doug2 20 points ago +20 / -0

CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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S1000HD 44 points ago +44 / -0

There will be an angry mom at Costco tomorrow

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Junkevil 19 points ago +19 / -0

Costco hotdogs are pretty great tbh

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Focal204 11 points ago +11 / -0

Underrated hot dogs.

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WU_HAN_FRU 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have the best hot dogs, don't we folks?

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r4ptur3 5 points ago +5 / -0

The finest hot dogs fren. But how bout them Polish!? Dogs, country. Based!

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Thereyago1 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuck costco and thier china mask policy

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OwningTheLibs 21 points ago +21 / -0

And she's going to need a police report lol.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 183 points ago +185 / -2

I know it's probably his mom's or his wife's boyfriend's car, but can we stop and take a moment to appreciate the fact that on the off chance it isn't then that means this absolute soy manlet owns that fucking thing? Is it a Subaru station wagon? A Chevy minivan crossover?? What is it?

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 102 points ago +104 / -2

Maybe he's the third wheel in a lesbian love affair and they use him to go get the groceries and pick up the dogs from daycare so he needs the extra storage space. The bull handles things like picking up lumber and power tools in her truck

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linereddit 44 points ago +44 / -0

He may be too depressed. Clearly, the whole sorry episode just left him flat.

<rimshot>

(Thank you, I'll let myself out...)

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Mrsattorney 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yes, they really took the wind out from his sails...gives new meaning to "Don't Tread on Me." (I'll see myself out too)

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linereddit 21 points ago +21 / -0

No pressure, stay balanced. These guys are nuts.

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you know what kind of music depressed people listen to?

A: Air Supply

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ProphetOfKek 62 points ago +63 / -1

Lesbaru.

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dumdumexpress 42 points ago +43 / -1

You guys it's right in front of your face: Soybaru.

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imprezive pun, pede.

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ayyyyyy!

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July_1776 47 points ago +48 / -1

Subaru. The official vehicle of butch lesbians.

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thuggishruggishtrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

4 rescue pitbulls they pay $500 week to have someone else care for when they are working at their tech jobs or liberal online poetry magazines.

As that "someone else" who does this off and on this couldn't have been more spot on lmao. They willing to pay and I love dogs so it's a win-win.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 18 points ago +18 / -0

😂

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dang! TDwin is spicy today!

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daveywavey86 14 points ago +14 / -0

FUCK. that was so goddamn accurate. to the tiniest detail. are you sure you're not a lesbian seagull yourself? ;)

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jokementum 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keeeek

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AppalachianTactical 20 points ago +20 / -0

I had a years long crush on a Portland girl. We only met once when she visited out east. She works at REI.

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AppalachianTactical 13 points ago +13 / -0

Haha i just had to point it out. We dont have REI's out here. So it rang so true. She is the only Portlander i know and she works there.

I guess the info about only meeting once was superflous.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha Funny shit

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doug2 -11 points ago +6 / -17

Years long crush? Pathetic. Means you never went for it, just sat in her periphery jerking it

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thuggishruggishtrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Like you never had a crush on a woman before and didn't go for it, gtfo with that shit lol.

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AppalachianTactical 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. We lived 3000 miles apart. Not like I didnt date others.

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Martin_RageTV 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a shame too because they are awesome fucking vehicles.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck interference engines.

(I’ve worked on way too many of them that were not maintained. So many bent valves... It’s not that hard to keep up on timing belt issues...)

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timing belts are cancer man absolute cancer.

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe some of them. I still don’t get why you want your pistons facing your fenders. I hear they are difficult to service for that reason.

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

The horizontal (boxer) engine design lends to smoother operation (doesn’t vibrate or shake as bad as others) and has slightly better performance than other like sized engineS of a different config (in-line/“V”).

Source: I worked at a Subaru dealership for several years in my earlier life.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not a butch lesbian, but they're very practical cars. All-wheel drive is great getting out of snow-banks after plowing in a city and the hatchback is great for moving shit for work or fun.

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bluebahloo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Okay Ellen

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doodaddy 23 points ago +24 / -1

Here in Seattle I hate it when a douchearu pulls out in front of me. They inevitably do it when there is nobody behind you but they still must pull out right befor you drive by. And then... they drop to 5 mph under the speed limit.

Half of them have an unused Thule On top. These are known as king douchearus.

Heaven forbid you get stuck behind two, also known as getting double douchearud. Wreck inevitable.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm freaking laughing so hard!!

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TurdSammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

You double dicker you

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satan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Prius, many, many Prius.

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GopnikGod 17 points ago +18 / -1

OR. Can confirm. Sooooo.. many.. slow ass Priuses.. WTF. Every time I end up in a 1/4 mile line on the highway, it's some mfer in a Prius doing 15 under the limit, and absolutely sticker bombed with 'EqUaLiTy' or 'I'm WiTh HeR' bumper stickers.

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ChuckedIntoAVan 13 points ago +13 / -0

My truck was in the shop and they gave me a Prius as a loaner. I was so embarrassed to be driving around in that douchemobile, but I had places to go, so I was stuck with it. I just wanted to keep yelling, “It’s not mine!!!”. Besides the humiliation of being seen in one, that Prius sucked in general. No pick up, all in all a shit vehicle.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Speaking of bumper stickers, I have yet to see a single Biden bumper sticker here in Colorado. Not one. That's my own anecdotal "enthusiasm poll".

Has anyone else seen one in the wild?

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PantsJihad 7 points ago +8 / -1

When I moved to Texas, I got a job where I was commuting between locations in San Antonio and Houston on the regular, so my 350z (which was heavily modified for track use) wasn't an ideal vehicle. So I figured "I'm in Texas" and went pickup truck shopping. Wound up getting a full-sized Tundra (made right around the corner from where I worked too).

About a week into having it, one of the awesome country-boy dudes I work with asks "So you hit anything with it yet?" and I'm like "What do you mean? I've gotten it stuck in mud once so far" and he replies "Hit a rat, deer, hog?"

I reply "Well I almost ran over a Prius when we were in Houston" he pauses thinks for a moment and says "Well, those are pretty rodent like, I guess it counts"

I fucking love Texas, can't wait to move back.

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BrickBurgundy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet the fags drive Saabs and Volvos too.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 28 points ago +29 / -1

I was gonna mention this absolute fact. Two things Colorado is known for are thick legged bull dykes and Subarus. They usually come in pairs

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booblitchutz 20 points ago +21 / -1

Austin TX is epicenter of dirty white Subaru lesbians.

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SDhiker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Every single liberal mountain town I've ever been to, and there's been a lot, is filled with Subaru station wagons. And they usually have the COEXIST, KEEP TAHOE BLUE, SAY NO TO [INSERT NAME] MINE, and a Bernie sticker.

Edit: and a gay ally sticker

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Paul_Revere 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's not that bad here in Pennsylvania, but a disproportionate number of Outbacks do have "Coexist" stickers on the tailgate.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing more numb than a Subaru's steering and power band is the intellectual capacity of its driver.

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D3vst8r 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason lol.

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +4 / -1

And wearing chakas

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RENNOHNS 23 points ago +24 / -1

I lived in Portland, Oregon back in the 90’s and knew a girl who drove a Subaru Forester and she said lesbians would hit on her all the time because of it. She said the lesbians were more aggressive than any man had ever been to her. She sold the car and got a Volvo and hasn’t been hit on since.

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ChickNorris 18 points ago +20 / -2

Dyke lesbians are aggressive. I had one try to kiss me way back in the 90s when I was married. She just leaned in like I was going to kiss her back? It was one of the weirdest, most uncomfortable positions I've been put in. I'm used to turning a cheek to a guy going in for a kiss that I don't want but a woman?!?!

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preferredfault 19 points ago +22 / -3

I think gays tend to be sexually aggressive and hyper sexualized in general, man or woman. Sex seems to be always on the brain for them. And I've seen both male and female gays do stuff that a straight man would get arrested for if he did it to any woman.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 8 points ago +8 / -0

It surprised me when one brushed her arm across my chest when "reaching" for something. It was so awkward I wanted to laugh, but she was such a psycho I just told her no with a straight face.

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tholins 10 points ago +12 / -2

Lesbians, especially mountain hippy lesbians, are some of the worst people to deal with.

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Sodium_miner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh god, sorry about that. Seattle of the East. Fuck that place. I’m down around Salisbury. I hate every time I’m that way for work. Hippies ruined that place.

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Spirit_of_Resistance 13 points ago +14 / -1

I've only known one man to drive a subaru, and he was a creepy leftist who looked through a female coworkers phone pictures when she left it charging on his computer.

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StrongHarm 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think they like the Soybaru because it's a truck that doesn't have to be a truck. You see, if you drive a pickup truck that means you're a dumb hick... right? Where I come from it just means your an American Man. Like ol' Charlie Daniels said, God rest his soul:

I was raised on beans and cornbread

And I like my chicken fried

Yes, I drive a pickup truck

And I'm full of American pride

I keep a Bible on my table

I got a flag out on my lawn

And I don't believe in mindin'

No one's business but my own

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, for people minding their own business - the dream.

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tholins 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had one of the old five door WRXs. They are top notch amazing cars for under $30K. I miss that thing.

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Jeezy1879 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everyone makes fun of Subaru's until it's a 2 foot blizzard in the Appalachian Mountains and they are stuck at home.

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now look here, I had a first-gen bugeye WRX back in the day and that car was a blast and a bargain. Light and snappy and gasket heads be damned. Subarus are (used to be?) great cars; their reputation from denizens of the Pacific Northwest is unfortunate: accurate, but an unfortunate tarnishing of a decent carmaker.

Ok, I just looked at the current WRX and wow! That's ugly! I doubt anyone under 30 is aspiring to drive something that looks that boring.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine was a mormon guy. Real nice fellow, he was from Tennessee.

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DiocletianQ3T 42 points ago +42 / -0

SOYBARU

Also if this is in Washington or Oregon I'm not even surprised. Those 2 states keep Subaru alive with the amount of Outbacks they purchase

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Bax101 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same with New England.

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just know you really cannot trust people in the NW who drive a Subaru or Prius

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Comntrinchief 23 points ago +23 / -0

Subaru is Love. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DallasPurdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer Emilia.

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nunyadangbidness 22 points ago +23 / -1

My beautiful MAGA wife drives a Subaru Forester. I offered to get her a "Not A Lesbian" plate for the front. She just laughed... We're happy warriors.

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tholins 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh good, I’m not the only conservative female who has one.

They’re great cars. Truly a shame they’ve been adopted by the left as some kind of weird technological spirit animal.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can always drive around and arrest commies out of it to rehabilitate its image.

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tholins 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be fun, wouldn’t it?

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's awesome 🤣. You totally should

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to think they were just silly hippie/yuppie cars until I watched the Top Gear Africa special. One of them had a Subaru and it really did well, handled some terrible roads, pulled the other cars out numerous times.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m the most MAGA woman I know and I’ve got a gorgeous red Outback V6 w/leather interior, heated seats, sunroof, blasting stereo, the works. That thing cuts through snow and ice like butter and makes driving narrow switchback mountain roads a breeze. Best car evah!

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IntersectionalXhe 17 points ago +19 / -2

The best backseat a man can get pegged in.

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Perhelion 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lmfaooooooooo this is why I love coming here to TD.win

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the sound of soy spoiling in the morning... Sounds like... Actually it's just funny as fuck

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LesboPregnancyScare 31 points ago +31 / -0

why did they poke his tires?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 104 points ago +104 / -0

The official reason is "To discourage the use of a vehicle as a deadly weapon against law enforcement officers."

The actual reason is "That cuck was driving around blocking officers with his soyboy sign in his soyboy car and they didn't want to deal with him anymore."

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Lady_MaGa 47 points ago +49 / -2

Makes me laugh at how pissed off they are when damage comes to them after they damaged things of other people.

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plastic_Strawman 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah, they're all "muh, it's just property damge," until it's their property being damaged.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 21 points ago +21 / -0

"pRiVaTe PrOpErTy IsNt ThE sAmE tHiNg As PeRsOnAL PrOpErTy"

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beta-detector 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah.. now he has to spend that $600 unemployment weekly check for set of new tires, instead of pallet of soy-milk.

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Username checks out.

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had that money set aside for more FunkoPops and now this!

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Won't their insurance take care of it??? 😎

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MAGA_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Just file it with your insurance”!!!!!!!!!!!

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

ThAt Is WhAt InSuRaNcE iS fOr

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ddragon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not that I give two shits, but they could just use pliers and rip out the valve stems if they wanted to do this without ruining the tire. But fuck ‘em

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BoughtByBloomberg2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't agree with cops in most cases, but then again the BLM cuck wants me dead so....

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

They disabled an impediment to their official duties. No different than a SWAT team shooting out lights or breaking out the back windows of a house prior to entry.

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bubadmt 48 points ago +49 / -1

Why not?

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lifeisahologram 9 points ago +9 / -0

Asking the important questions!

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DeportAntifa 15 points ago +16 / -1

Exactamente, mi generàl

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

A white liberal driving a Gooberu in Portland or Seattle violently supporting marxism through BLM... no doubt a faggot.

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lefty295 42 points ago +42 / -0

They’re just redistributing wealth to the tire shop, all is well.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points ago +14 / -0

This, and they released the oxygen back into it's natural habitat. It's the only real way to fight climate change.

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The_Peter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly.

This stimulates economic growth in the tire-shop sector.

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Super_Kmart 328 points ago +334 / -6

Haha. Dude should grab a Snickers.

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HEXEN 83 points ago +83 / -0

You aren't yourself when you're hungry.

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Desertwhale 24 points ago +24 / -0

Also, not going anywhere for awhile. Haha.

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

You aren't yourself when you're Joe Biden.

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KekistanPM 51 points ago +52 / -1

This inspired a great idea for campaign commercials.

Soyboy: "FFUU---K!!!! FFUU-----K!!!! FFUU----K!!!!"

Pede: "Hey man, you're not yourself when you're hungry. Here, have a redpill."

Former Soyboy: "Hey thanks! I don't know what came over me!"

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jokementum 13 points ago +13 / -0

Coming soon: Soy Snickers

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Peashout 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too late my man, soy is in tons of products already. McDonalds buns have it, crackers have it, snickers I'm not 100% on, but I would bet money that it is in the ingredient list.

Spez: wikiepedia says they added soy to the recipe in 2019.

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Desertwhale 5 points ago +5 / -0

They need to start adding soy to bullet tips.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

With pig's blood to help, you know, bind it.

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Sporadica 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's in a lot of shit foods. But if you eat whole foods you're generally fine. I don't think any diet has one over the other, natural legit vegan, keto, atkins, low carb or high carb. I think it all works differently for everyone and if it works it works.

Thing is with all of those diets to do properly they have natural foods. simple as that. No processed shit allowed. Of course a McDonalds bun here or there is fine, just don't do it every day. The dose makes the poison and it annoys me much of my bro's who say "idk man that IPA is high in phytoestrogens, I don't want bitch tits". Dude, STFU, we're at a brewery that sells this just fucking shut up and drink a single beer. A single beer won't give you bitch tits.

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Tinazoebelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden came over him

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aangler100 17 points ago +18 / -1

under rated comment

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cygnusx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kylie Jenner should bring him a pepsi

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redgreenyellowblu 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a better world this would be a "Should have had a Snickers!" ad.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 93 points ago +94 / -1

I wish he tried to get his free vacation.

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Farage_massage 67 points ago +68 / -1

He’d be booked and released the same hour - PDX DA is literally an associate/friend of many self-declared Antifa and has said he won’t be prosecuting various offenses.

Feds need to go back in there and let’s let these faggots go through the federal court system.

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AdoviFreon 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Portland DA needs to be disbarred for failing to do his job

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cuntard 24 points ago +24 / -0

and publicly executed to send a message to the other Soros DA’s

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BigAmericanParty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oooooor, here me out here, executed.

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real_mcnugget 6 points ago +6 / -0

Watch out, this will get us ba---wait, we're a winner now. Nevermind. Continue.

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BigAmericanParty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh there'd be a trial, and it'd all be public. Say at the Town Square or something. We could have food trucks, and beer wagons, and maybe a couple of bands. Pony rides for the kids.

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eupraxia128 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Prisons are overcrowded and the Constitution is quite clear that treason deserves the death sentence.

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TheRedPlanet 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he is not going to prosecute then he is using his office to help the insurgency. He should be jailed himself. Paging Dr Barr.

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Mellop 12 points ago +13 / -1

Feds need to go back in there and let’s let these faggots go through the federal court system.

If the legal system fails or refuses to deal with these criminals, there's one simple solution:
Put 50 of them in the ground. If they don't get the message, repeat until they do.

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FTR12 227 points ago +228 / -1

Its extra funny cuz none of the people filming or driving that car have ever changed a flat themselves.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 75 points ago +76 / -1

It’s not that difficult, even if you use the shitty stuff that comes in the spare tire kit

I guess the issue comes in when I realize that tires are heavy if all you’re used to holding is tendie plates and Molotov’s

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FTR12 47 points ago +47 / -0

you can't patch a tire that has the sidewalls pierced. I'm laughing cuz they've probably never even put on a donut.

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CousinEddie -20 points ago +10 / -30

Putting on a donut or new tire is easy, my first time I had to do it in high school when I got a flat.

Nobody changes their own tires anyway unless they’re a farm person or has one of those hydraulic machines that puts the tire on the wheel. You drive or have your car towed to the tire store and wait while they do it.

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Lasernuts 22 points ago +22 / -0

Changing a tire over to spare is ridiculously easy, a jack, tire iron, spare tire, 5-8 minutes usually and back rolling again. Hydraulic machines is a broad list tools. From jacks, lifts and even sheers and the classically known Jaws of Life are all hydraulic machines

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Spirit_of_Resistance 14 points ago +16 / -2

Changing a tire to a spare isn't the same as changing the tire on the spare

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's why they pop several.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +6 / -3

This is the bad boy referenced: https://youtu.be/TDEctdyNXZM

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Lasernuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

1/2 of what is shown, granted this is the “proper” way- but a can of ether and a torch can get the new tire on

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

No thanks. I've seen the old guys with missing fingers, and the occasional missing hand from when I was an apprentice from doing shit like that. That's not even the guys missing everything below a knee on one leg or an entire arm from the old truck split-rims.

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jokementum 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what if the car falls on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e

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CousinEddie 5 points ago +7 / -2

Ya that’s what he’s going to need unless he’s got 4 spare wheels with tires on them at home. He Can’t patch sidewalls and all those slashed tires need to be removed from the wheels eventually.

If it’s possible to do by yourself without a machine I’m curious. In my 40 Years and growing up on the sticks, I’ve never seen someone actually do it on a road car.

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Scroon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Manually changing out a tire on a rim is a royal pain-in-the-ass, and that's probably why you've never seen it done without a machine.

To do it manually, remove the stem, then break both beads with a well-positioned c-clamp, jack, or lever, or by carefully driving over the tire with another vehicle. With the beads off, use at least two tire irons (and maybe some rags to protect your rim) to work the tire off one side of the rim. Gotta make sure that the other side of the tire is sort of nestled within the rim so that it gives you the most "slack" to work with. Also, a vise grip clamped to the rim can make sure that the tire doesn't slip back while you're prying.

Once you get one side off, you do the other, which is usually easier.

Mounting is the reverse, and only slightly less of a pain in the ass. Also soapy water is highly suggested for all these steps.

To reset the beads, you can manage it with a high-flow air compressor (at a gas station can work), but you may run into occasional problems. Wrapping a ratcheting strap around the circumference of the tire can help. Use soapy water to help the bead slip on too.

If the air compressor doesn't work, you can use the starting fluid explosion trick, but this can be dangerous and is tricky to get right. You risk melting your tire too. It is fun when it works though.

You can do an OK job with balancing by rigging the tire so that it balances like a "plate on a stick" and then seeing which way it tips.

And again, I don't suggest any of this, because it's just not worth it compared to using a machine or getting a shop to do it for you.

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Rufus_Shinra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dad did it with a really big Phillips head screwdriver back in the day. I remember helping him when I was a kid. What a pain in the ass. I said why does we just take it to a tire shop? He said good, we will use your money. Of course I was a kid and had no money, haha.

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missusellis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do it the Filipino sidewalk vulcanizing shop way... put the tire on a homemade spinner and eyeball it. 😅

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FTR12 4 points ago +7 / -3

Guess I am nobody then. Why act like a pussy cuck when its easy to change a tire?

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CousinEddie 1 point ago +9 / -8

Did you remove the tire from the actual wheel and put on a new one? How did you balance it by hand?

Taking the entire wheel off a car via lug nuts is simple. Changing a tire is removing the rubber from the wheel and putting new rubber onto the wheel.

I feel like im in a thread of people who either don’t own a car or don’t understand tire change vs wheel change

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FTR12 7 points ago +8 / -1

You ever meet people from the desert who like offroading or people who enjoy fixing their own cars? All you really need is a level and a way to get the tire to spin parallel to the ground.... you dont need a machine to do it.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think people misunderstood your comment ridiculously. (or there's more based DIY pedes here than I imagined)

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck that. He should be Sainted.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

I once got a flat driving in the Florida summer. My car had a black paint job; and was so hot that all of the tools expanded from the heat and i could not remove them from their fixtures no matter how hard I pulled.

The shame of calling AAA to help with a flat will always stay with me.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate the stock jack and lug wrench, but damn if using them isn't a decent form of strength training, lol.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to use that garbage after I didn't realize that old tires can die even if the tread is good. Replace old tires before the election folks, you don't want to be stuck near commies. 6-10 years or less is old depending on climate.

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Farage_massage 15 points ago +15 / -0

Presumably nobody brought 4 spare tires either.

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linereddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then again, in that group, there'd have to be plenty of subaru owners within spitting distance. Good luck getting three of them to agree to help, though.

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lefty295 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna have to flintstones that bitch.

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FTR12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then they forgot the boy scout motto.

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veteran299 3 points ago +4 / -1

if i were him, i would put the car on jackstands, and then remove the wheels and bring the wheels to a tire shop. but he probably doesnt even know what a jackstand is

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then have his car looted while he's gone by the woke patrol.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if he has 4 spares in the back?

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FTR12 1 point ago +1 / -0

He/it probably doesn't even know how to put on one much less four so what would it matter?

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Umilmi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they identify as the proletariat.

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KamalasCamelHump 190 points ago +191 / -1

mom and dad are going to be so pissed he got their tires popped.

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jokementum 53 points ago +53 / -0

Somehow I doubt his father is "in the picture"

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KamalasCamelHump 24 points ago +24 / -0

Mom and mom with a penis then

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Individual with a uterus

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Pearls_Swine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most likely. It's probably just a series of Mom's boyfriends.

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monk_of_trump 158 points ago +161 / -3

"Well boys, they wont prosecute anyone we arrest anymore, so what should we do?"

"We shall become peaceful protesters."

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lefty295 23 points ago +23 / -0

Woah now... mostly peaceful. It’s a mostly peaceful beating.

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mechaet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it would be considered "peaceful protest intensifying".

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TorchesPitchforks 149 points ago +151 / -2

Play stupid games.... buy new tires.

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Sea_Still 45 points ago +45 / -0

Play stupid games.... Hope Mom will buy new tires

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_Donald-Trump_ 112 points ago +112 / -0

I can’t tell what happened?

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ParticleCannon 218 points ago +220 / -2

My guess is he rammed a cop car or played some other Stupid Game, so the Social Workers disabled his Peaceful Protest

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0095D 140 points ago +141 / -1

I saw a different (hilarious) video of this happen like two days ago. The " " "protesters" " " have started using vehicles to obstruct advancing police. They'll move down the road as "innocent drivers" between the cops and retreating " " "protesters" " " to slow the cops on foot from nabbing people and to just generally get in their way... so the cops are now just slashing their tires. 🤣

I'm assuming the same thing happened here with this faggot, since one of the cops had to move a garbage bin out of the way that was probably put there to obstruct police and their vehicles.

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SteelDriver 23 points ago +23 / -0

C'mon, you know the Nazi brownshirts just decided to slash his tires because of his BLM peaceful protest sign in the car. Well, that's how I'm sure CNN or NBC would narrate the video. :/

Seriously, there's nothing like a bunch of ...well, fucking terrorists calling the cops "fucking terrorists". At some point they'll look back and have their "we were baddies?" moment, right? :D

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Fabius 9 points ago +10 / -1

They really think they're going to start a "revolution" right now over some negro who died of an overdose.

These idiots will try and forget all about this one day when they grow up. But some will always be retarded.

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zabbers 12 points ago +12 / -0

Some of them will write books about their struggle and go on to be interviewed by NPR.

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lefty295 17 points ago +17 / -0

10/10 even CNN can’t fact check it.

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Nameless_Mofo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Social Workers disabled his Peaceful Protest

KEK

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jokementum 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's even more peaceful now that he can't move the car!

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ShampocalypseWOW 9 points ago +9 / -0

He probably went down a road in which cops were dismounted, likely after being told not to, and then they caught up with him.

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grapenuts 6 points ago +7 / -1

and now his "it was just an innocent accident" excuse is out the window after he started screaming about fucking pigs

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arma 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was told several times to move since he was blocking the roads, preventing police cars from getting through in order to break up the riots. So they slashed his tires.

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crewdog 96 points ago +98 / -2

Four flat tires on his wife's boyfriends car.

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junkbot123 27 points ago +27 / -0

He's gonna be cleaning up after that bull for weeks.

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jokementum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Years

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MAGAngelo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top KEK

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Tradox 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 out of 4 aint bad. He actually backed off that front tire on the driver's side when he opened the ddor.

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proDeoEtPatria 66 points ago +67 / -1

Antifa driver who was blocking the road gets his car tires slashed by Portland Police. https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1294553224163147777

Rioters have turned parts of north Portland into a war zone. Here, it takes a group of officers to make an arrest of an antifa militant. The person tries to steal a baton from police. Meanwhile, “antifa legal observers” get his info so they can bail him out. https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1294523556454268929

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PraiseBeToScience 29 points ago +29 / -0

If cops started disappearing these degenerates in the woods I wouldn't shed a tear.

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BeefChucker 3 points ago +6 / -3

That type of escalation, including shooting into crowds, invites Obama son Dallas PD events. There is no monopoly on force, the left has access to firearms and vehicles.

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Ballind 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah but white people have proven to be very effective at war when we intend to win and are pushed to no other alternative. Crime would be reduced by more than 95% by the time the dust settles

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BeefChucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

True Americans could reduce crime 95% with taking control of the gov and forced emigration. No need for war, just continual trash collection.

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, these fucking cucks saying "you'll only make it worse" need to STFU and let the men keep them safe.

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AlphaOmaga 25 points ago +26 / -1

Common practice to disable cars that are going to or suspected to be used again as weapons.

And yes. They have been using cars as weapons.

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OKitsJustaTypo 7 points ago +9 / -2

I appreciate the links, but is there more available prior to the start of the first?

B/c that video doesn't show his vehicle "blocking the road." The trash bin was.

The Antifamobile was over at the side curb (looked to be parked correctly), NOT in the middle of the street, and while I couldn't see clearly w/ low-res, he also didn't seem to be blocking the driveway of the house nearby b/c both vehicles @ the house driveway had enough space to be able to exit.

If Antifa bro is the perp who ran over to knock the trash bin into the street to create an obstacle in front of the oncoming police truck, then ran back to escape in his wagon, I can understand, but such events are NOT shown in the video.

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Kornstalx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watch live streams. Watch them every night.

For 3 months now the PPB has cleared streets when mobs become violent. For 3 months those cops have ushered the mob and sometimes charged it to get them to disperse. As the "protesters" are pushed away, they often throw down every fucking thing in the street to slow the cops behind them. Garbage cans are tool #1. That is how the can got there, from the crowd you can't see that just left the scene.

What this ar-tard was doing is getting between the protesters and the advancing police with his car, to slow them down. They've been doing this the past few nights especially.

Police got this guy to finally pull over, then disabled his vehicle, then proceeded down the road.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

These antifa chase cars have some tactic to slow the police down, but I haven't seen video of it. I've seen them get stabby with a few cars now.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant. Since the city won't detain them, or when detained they're almost immediately bailed out by Soros law firms, this will give the commies a second thought about playing Soy Guevara.

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monk_of_trump 61 points ago +61 / -0

Slashed all 4 of his tires lol

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Rudygarrido 40 points ago +40 / -0

Think of it as unplanned Firestone donation... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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JoeyBlowey 11 points ago +12 / -1

So many better alternatives to Firestones lol

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ddragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s your preference? I’m usually a Michelin guy, but damn if they’re not heavy and expensive

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JoeyBlowey 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the last few tire purchases I've been using the Michelin Premier A/S. Hot damn if it isnt an amazing tire for the first 15k miles or so but they wear pretty fast and only start out with 8/32" brand new.

I took a chance with the Tire Rack recommendation this time around and put some Goodyear Assurance WeatherReady on. Great wear and good handling. Will have to see how they like winter.

At over $200 a tire though its an investment. I dont think I've ever spent less than $170 per tire for any of my vehicles so perhaps that helps everyone who's unhappy with my other comments understand where I'm coming from with this video haha.

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Leucophylla12 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe next time he’ll think before he reeeeeeees 🎶

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JS_Mill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like they moved on and left him there to ReeeeeeEee. XD

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thekindlyman555 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been doing this since the Minneapolis riots in June. Stops the cars from being effectively used as weapons or obstructions against the police.

When the Minneapolis riots were happening and the national guard were called in, entire parking lots of protester cars had their tires slashed.

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

That makes me happy.

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thekindlyman555 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I remember seeing a lot of REEEing online about "why would the police slash the tires of everyone's cars?!?! We were just PEACEFULLY PROTESTING"

And I remember back then being sort of sympathetic, but when you think about it, it makes sense. A car is one of the most dangerous potential weapons to use against a co-ordinated police response. So better safe than sorry.

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Fabius 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love the incredulous teenage level yelling at dad that always ensues.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 83 points ago +83 / -0

Fuck around flatten out.

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MAGAngelo 19 points ago +19 / -0

This gold will be under appreciated

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rob0Pede 64 points ago +65 / -1

Bahahaha that’s some expensive virtue signaling! Coulda spent the money on a phychiatrist.

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YuriBezmenov 19 points ago +20 / -1

u/basedmedicaldoctor should be around any minute now.

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YuriBezmenov 10 points ago +10 / -0

My mistake, I thought you were a psychic. They're all so similar.

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rob0Pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Changed my very strange typo. Weird that my autocorrect on my phone will change real words to say ‘Drumpf’ but had no problem letting me say physiatrist. Like anyone uses that word.

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OlLadyPede 33 points ago +33 / -0

All naughty words, yelled from a safe little seat.

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RidingTheCaboose 30 points ago +68 / -38

Can police do that legally? Just drive by a vehicle, slash all the tires, then drive off? This seems weird to me.

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Faffz 193 points ago +194 / -1

I didn't see shit.

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JimmyNelson 82 points ago +83 / -1

What's the question? I am having a hard time hearing you.

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bubadmt 42 points ago +43 / -1

Same. Carry on.

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Jack_Dupp 28 points ago +29 / -1

LOOOOOOL

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Pearls_Swine 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, I did. I'm 100% certain I saw that antifaggot reaching for what appeared to be a gun.

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MegaMagaManX 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dindu nuffin

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TonsOfSalt 101 points ago +102 / -1

Per the usual based on who is filming, it is missing the context that led up to that event and any reason why they may be continuing forward. We need more information to form any real opinion.

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Returningtogod 40 points ago +41 / -1

My thoughts exactly. Context needed!

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Pearls_Swine 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's all the context I need.

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RedDuck 36 points ago +37 / -1

Yup. Guaranteed this guy did something horrible and is now playing victim

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FTR12 81 points ago +81 / -0

it can be argued they used less than lethal force to stop a threat to themselves and others so yes its legal.

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keepwinning 31 points ago +31 / -0

Factually and legally correct

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YuriBezmenov 64 points ago +69 / -5

I don't know about everyone else but I'm far past the point of giving a fuck about legality when it comes to dealing with these assholes. A cop could chainsaw an antifa soyboi in half in minecraft and I'd buy him a beer. These faggots want to cry that everything they disagree with is fascist, I say give them a taste.

But that's just my opinion.

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Wanderlust 20 points ago +21 / -1

I think the communists prefer this, legal or not, over the hangings communists deserve by the book (for treason or sedition).

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ah_hell 10 points ago +11 / -1

I doubt it. They are too stupid to realize what the real consequences would be.

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YuriBezmenov 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean, I hope so. It will be the only chance we have. Either we root out pro-communists foot groups and institutions in the next few years or we're done.

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn't agree more. Domestic terrorists should be treated like scum and if they want to piss on the Constitution, they deserve none of its protections.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'd have to do it in real life before he'd get any accolades from me.

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makethemwatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't know about everyone else but I'm far past the point of giving a fuck about legality when it comes to dealing with these assholes.

Disagree but also I understand.

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ORD_to_SFO 61 points ago +63 / -2

I would not be surprised if there are laws that allow Law Enforcement to "disable" a vehicle on public property, if it poses a threat to others or impedes the lawful enforcement of public policy. Considering the situation/context, the kid is probably lucky that they chose to "disable" his vehicle by slashing the tires, as opposed to outright melting the engine block.

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AlphaOmaga 28 points ago +28 / -0

Not only legal. It’s procedure. For any vehicle that can be used as a weapon (has happened a lot recently, protestors have been putting them in neutral and sending them down hills at cops. ) or if the vehicle was involved in a crime and they need to come back for it.

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Shroudedf8 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or, disabling his vehicle versus disabling him, if he was rioting.

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spez_this 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was coming right at them. I’m a witness.

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DonTread 28 points ago +28 / -0

lmfao. and you know dude has no clue on how to change his own tires

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WalkFastGoHome 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even if he does, no way he has 4 spares on him.

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jokementum 5 points ago +5 / -0

He'll have to change his underwear before he changes his tires

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bck- 26 points ago +26 / -0

Just the imagery of a grown man watching his tires get popped while screaming, “FUUUUCK YOUUU!” in his high pitched voice and not doing anything about it even though he’s a “bash the fash” type of person makes me LOL. These motherfuckers are such pussies the only time they ever do something is when there’s a crowd surrounding them.

Come on man! Stick up to those pigs! Isn’t that why you’re out there?! Fucking loser

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Pearls_Swine 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly. These fuckers want a revolution but can't even stand up to a police officer. Instead they harass old ladies and disabled people.

Reminds me of that video where that little antifaggot was harassing an older lady out in the street, and then her son comes out of nowhere to defend her, and immediately that queer runs off like a coward. These fuckers are spineless.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 24 points ago +24 / -0

BLM is part of shadow network. Information warfare.

https://youtu.be/9HFxVvrXjCg

Free Millie Weaver

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Rockonanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Free Millie Weaver!!!!

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Chaotikizm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Free Rainbow Snatch!!!!

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Gnarly_opinions 22 points ago +22 / -0

Imagine how enraged/helpless this manlet was.

Went from being high and mighty to screeching helplessly as chad cops got tired of his shit and blew his moms tires harder than the local bull blows his wife's pussy, and, in similar fashion our soylet will be left cleaning up the mess afterward.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Moooooooom, I was out playing revolutionary in your Subaru Forrester when the fascist pig nazis slashed your tires. This is NOT coming out of my allowance, right?"

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

No tendies for you tonight, Conner! Why don't you be a good boy and go to your room and play video games all night? My "friend" Jamele is coming over.

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Pearls_Swine 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL🤣🤣🤣

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Brownwaterboys 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think the cops got their swagger back after Trump said he would protect them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45PQG1Pu3c

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

When l lived in Canada, a few Indian peacekeepers on the reserves had T-shapped ram bars on the back of their pick-ups. So when they had to deal with assholes, like the protesters they had at the time (black-block and red-squares), they just backed up hard on their front bumper and popped their air bag. BS over.

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Memebomber 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dude, your mom is gonna be pissed you fucked up her car!

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FaceNook 18 points ago +18 / -0

“You worthless pos.” and “f-ing terrorists.” Two perfect examples of the pot calling the kettle black (lives matter). This made my day!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left always projects.

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 15 points ago +15 / -0

Even better that Pinochet uploaded it kek

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Free helicopter rides for those with 4 flat tires.

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South_Florida_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

He must have felt very deflated after that.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd say his mood was probably flattened after that encounter.

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jokementum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glad I scrolled down this far. Take my upvote

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Useful_Vidiots 12 points ago +13 / -1

Fuck you you fucking pig

As tears stream down his face. Also...

What the fuck is your fucking problem?

Really? You have to ask?

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AllAmericanAdonis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why do they always yell WHAT THE FUCK? It's really weird that they ALL do it when challenged by police.

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cuntard 9 points ago +9 / -0

it is the identifying call of entitled white kids who have never had consequences for their actions

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BeefChucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM are as smart as toys that talk when you pull the string. Bunch of recorded phrases.

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veritasvincit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Saw this on the livestream. Made my night.

I want to see more creative trolling by the police since arrests do nothing now. They should start handcuffing rioters to each other and then just drive away.

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naikala 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks to me like the BLM terrorists planted a bin in the middle of the road to ambush the cops when they stopped to remove it. Cops acted swiftly to disable any surrounding threats before removing the bin and driving off.

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Rockonanon 5 points ago +5 / -0

This makes sense. Also makes the tire slashing more than justified. We all saw the cop that got run over in New York. Can't use your car as a weapon when you've got four flat tires.

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jokementum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like the guy who consumes product and gets excited for the next product

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Imjustin1000 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao this made my day

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Mom? Can you come change the tire on your car?"

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malarky 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is funny on so many levels.

He's going to have to tell his mommy or wife's boyfriend that he's returning the car with punctured tires.

And/Or

He's going have to get it towed to a tire shop. He'll have to be there when they open in the morning (and we know these soy boys don't rise until mid day) and explain to them what happened. They'll probably be Trump supporters that will be working on it. They'll be a capitalist surcharge.

The cost will probably be in the 800 dollar range. I doubt he has AAA (that's for capitalist scum) and you can tack on another 100 for the tow truck that took his commie commuter to the shop.

His whole night and next day are ruined. He'll need to rest the night of his tire repair preventing him from rioting.

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SoAngryRanger 7 points ago +9 / -2

Need context!

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dougkeenan 6 points ago +6 / -0

It doesn't look like anything to me.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don't have context, so a lot of people are just guessing. My own interpretation is that the driver was identified as a rioter. The police were in a hurry or felt threatened, or were otherwise unable just then to take him into custody. However, they rapidly responded to his being in possession of a deadly weapon (which a car is), and they peacefully neutralized it.

It seems harsh, but rioters do not have the privilege of driving cars, and that's the way it should be.

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Harold_sachs 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are grounded mister!

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spezisthedevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

A baton to the face would have been the icing on the cake. Too bad. Maybe next time.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why does every lefty have a huge anger problem?

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santosjackson 5 points ago +5 / -0

That cop had ran out of fucks lol

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BaronFalcon 5 points ago +5 / -0

so whats the rest of the story? were the blm involved in blocking the street?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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magacheeseball 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh that is great to see these police finally fight fire with Fire

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Zadok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cool. The DA says I am not going to prosecute, so the police just issue a 750.00 fix it ticket. What do 4 new radials go for these days?

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

When the Democrats make Antifa the police, this type of shit is going to happen to us all the time. May as well get our licks in while we can.

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cuntard 1 point ago +1 / -0

i’m not sure how long that will last, though. well use live rounds from the get go. i think they’ll back off pretty quickly

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cuntard 3 points ago +3 / -0

i agree. i guarantee things would stop very quickly is police just stated using live rounds. wouldn’t even take an hour, i suspect

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it would turn them into martyrs. It's more work, but better in the long run to be the good guys and not have another Kent State.

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GodGunsGuitars 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know but we can dream can’t we!

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GopnikGod 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hellll yeah, pop those terrorist' tires. Brings a little tear of joy to my cold Conservative heart to hear those angered shrieks of rage..

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PathTo3Commas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would buy that cop as many beers as he wanted. Hell that whole squad.

But really it's just a safety protocol, make sure the clearly raging lunatics don't run them over or something. Cars can be very deadly as we all know!

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AppalachianTactical 4 points ago +4 / -0

These videos may be the nost satisfying because I have seen so many vids of antifa slashing just regular working joes tires.