I know it's probably his mom's or his wife's boyfriend's car, but can we stop and take a moment to appreciate the fact that on the off chance it isn't then that means this absolute soy manlet owns that fucking thing? Is it a Subaru station wagon? A Chevy minivan crossover?? What is it?
Maybe he's the third wheel in a lesbian love affair and they use him to go get the groceries and pick up the dogs from daycare so he needs the extra storage space. The bull handles things like picking up lumber and power tools in her truck
Not a butch lesbian, but they're very practical cars. All-wheel drive is great getting out of snow-banks after plowing in a city and the hatchback is great for moving shit for work or fun.
I've only known one man to drive a subaru, and he was a creepy leftist who looked through a female coworkers phone pictures when she left it charging on his computer.
I think they like the Soybaru because it's a truck that doesn't have to be a truck. You see, if you drive a pickup truck that means you're a dumb hick... right? Where I come from it just means your an American Man. Like ol' Charlie Daniels said, God rest his soul:
Now look here, I had a first-gen bugeye WRX back in the day and that car was a blast and a bargain. Light and snappy and gasket heads be damned. Subarus are (used to be?) great cars; their reputation from denizens of the Pacific Northwest is unfortunate: accurate, but an unfortunate tarnishing of a decent carmaker.
Ok, I just looked at the current WRX and wow! That's ugly! I doubt anyone under 30 is aspiring to drive something that looks that boring.
I used to think they were just silly hippie/yuppie cars until I watched the Top Gear Africa special. One of them had a Subaru and it really did well, handled some terrible roads, pulled the other cars out numerous times.
I’m the most MAGA woman I know and I’ve got a gorgeous red Outback V6 w/leather interior, heated seats, sunroof, blasting stereo, the works. That thing cuts through snow and ice like butter and makes driving narrow switchback mountain roads a breeze. Best car evah!
The official reason is "To discourage the use of a vehicle as a deadly weapon against law enforcement officers."
The actual reason is "That cuck was driving around blocking officers with his soyboy sign in his soyboy car and they didn't want to deal with him anymore."
They disabled an impediment to their official duties. No different than a SWAT team shooting out lights or breaking out the back windows of a house prior to entry.
lol they slashed his mom's car's tires lol
And he is probably going to make his mom pay for the towing and new tires.
As is the local custom
gotta upvote gold like that
amen
Local gold
That evening he was so happy and full of hope... http://projectpicasso.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x1000/13689125109e2f3396c5442bfdc864ff/p/a/painting_reproduction-banksy-anarchist_and_mother_web.jpg
Hahaha
lol the bandana and everything.
he probably doesn't even live there which would make it even more funny
The impotent rage is de.lish.
One simply cannot road rage on a parked/deactivated car.
greatest car I have ever driven. lucky basterd
The only better car is a rental. No car goes faster, tows more, or flies higher than a rental
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
There will be an angry mom at Costco tomorrow
Costco hotdogs are pretty great tbh
fuck costco and thier china mask policy
And she's going to need a police report lol.
I know it's probably his mom's or his wife's boyfriend's car, but can we stop and take a moment to appreciate the fact that on the off chance it isn't then that means this absolute soy manlet owns that fucking thing? Is it a Subaru station wagon? A Chevy minivan crossover?? What is it?
Maybe he's the third wheel in a lesbian love affair and they use him to go get the groceries and pick up the dogs from daycare so he needs the extra storage space. The bull handles things like picking up lumber and power tools in her truck
Lesbaru.
You guys it's right in front of your face: Soybaru.
Subaru. The official vehicle of butch lesbians.
It's a shame too because they are awesome fucking vehicles.
Not a butch lesbian, but they're very practical cars. All-wheel drive is great getting out of snow-banks after plowing in a city and the hatchback is great for moving shit for work or fun.
I've only known one man to drive a subaru, and he was a creepy leftist who looked through a female coworkers phone pictures when she left it charging on his computer.
I think they like the Soybaru because it's a truck that doesn't have to be a truck. You see, if you drive a pickup truck that means you're a dumb hick... right? Where I come from it just means your an American Man. Like ol' Charlie Daniels said, God rest his soul:
I was raised on beans and cornbread
And I like my chicken fried
Yes, I drive a pickup truck
And I'm full of American pride
I keep a Bible on my table
I got a flag out on my lawn
And I don't believe in mindin'
No one's business but my own
Now look here, I had a first-gen bugeye WRX back in the day and that car was a blast and a bargain. Light and snappy and gasket heads be damned. Subarus are (used to be?) great cars; their reputation from denizens of the Pacific Northwest is unfortunate: accurate, but an unfortunate tarnishing of a decent carmaker.
Ok, I just looked at the current WRX and wow! That's ugly! I doubt anyone under 30 is aspiring to drive something that looks that boring.
Mine was a mormon guy. Real nice fellow, he was from Tennessee.
SOYBARU
Also if this is in Washington or Oregon I'm not even surprised. Those 2 states keep Subaru alive with the amount of Outbacks they purchase
Same with New England.
Just know you really cannot trust people in the NW who drive a Subaru or Prius
Subaru is Love. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I prefer Emilia.
My beautiful MAGA wife drives a Subaru Forester. I offered to get her a "Not A Lesbian" plate for the front. She just laughed... We're happy warriors.
Oh good, I’m not the only conservative female who has one.
They’re great cars. Truly a shame they’ve been adopted by the left as some kind of weird technological spirit animal.
You can always drive around and arrest commies out of it to rehabilitate its image.
That's awesome 🤣. You totally should
I used to think they were just silly hippie/yuppie cars until I watched the Top Gear Africa special. One of them had a Subaru and it really did well, handled some terrible roads, pulled the other cars out numerous times.
I’m the most MAGA woman I know and I’ve got a gorgeous red Outback V6 w/leather interior, heated seats, sunroof, blasting stereo, the works. That thing cuts through snow and ice like butter and makes driving narrow switchback mountain roads a breeze. Best car evah!
The best backseat a man can get pegged in.
Lmfaooooooooo this is why I love coming here to TD.win
why did they poke his tires?
The official reason is "To discourage the use of a vehicle as a deadly weapon against law enforcement officers."
The actual reason is "That cuck was driving around blocking officers with his soyboy sign in his soyboy car and they didn't want to deal with him anymore."
Makes me laugh at how pissed off they are when damage comes to them after they damaged things of other people.
Yeah, they're all "muh, it's just property damge," until it's their property being damaged.
Yeah.. now he has to spend that $600 unemployment weekly check for set of new tires, instead of pallet of soy-milk.
Won't their insurance take care of it??? 😎
“Just file it with your insurance”!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I give two shits, but they could just use pliers and rip out the valve stems if they wanted to do this without ruining the tire. But fuck ‘em
I don't agree with cops in most cases, but then again the BLM cuck wants me dead so....
They disabled an impediment to their official duties. No different than a SWAT team shooting out lights or breaking out the back windows of a house prior to entry.
Why not?
Asking the important questions!
Exactamente, mi generàl
A white liberal driving a Gooberu in Portland or Seattle violently supporting marxism through BLM... no doubt a faggot.
They’re just redistributing wealth to the tire shop, all is well.
This, and they released the oxygen back into it's natural habitat. It's the only real way to fight climate change.
Exactly.
This stimulates economic growth in the tire-shop sector.