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turdinthepunch 924 points ago +926 / -2

lol they slashed his mom's car's tires lol

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I_LUV_WINNING 454 points ago +456 / -2

And he is probably going to make his mom pay for the towing and new tires.

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DRKMSTR 261 points ago +262 / -1

As is the local custom

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trashquatch 95 points ago +95 / -0

gotta upvote gold like that

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TrumpTrainJune152015 42 points ago +42 / -0

amen

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inspir3dgenius 32 points ago +33 / -1

Local gold

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 29 points ago +29 / -0

he probably doesn't even live there which would make it even more funny

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MehNahMehNah 38 points ago +38 / -0

The impotent rage is de.lish.

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Deathlessly 17 points ago +17 / -0

One simply cannot road rage on a parked/deactivated car.

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jokementum 26 points ago +26 / -0

greatest car I have ever driven. lucky basterd

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Icanteven 58 points ago +58 / -0

The only better car is a rental. No car goes faster, tows more, or flies higher than a rental

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doug2 20 points ago +20 / -0

CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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S1000HD 44 points ago +44 / -0

There will be an angry mom at Costco tomorrow

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Junkevil 19 points ago +19 / -0

Costco hotdogs are pretty great tbh

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Thereyago1 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuck costco and thier china mask policy

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OwningTheLibs 21 points ago +21 / -0

And she's going to need a police report lol.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 183 points ago +185 / -2

I know it's probably his mom's or his wife's boyfriend's car, but can we stop and take a moment to appreciate the fact that on the off chance it isn't then that means this absolute soy manlet owns that fucking thing? Is it a Subaru station wagon? A Chevy minivan crossover?? What is it?

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 102 points ago +104 / -2

Maybe he's the third wheel in a lesbian love affair and they use him to go get the groceries and pick up the dogs from daycare so he needs the extra storage space. The bull handles things like picking up lumber and power tools in her truck

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ProphetOfKek 62 points ago +63 / -1

Lesbaru.

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dumdumexpress 42 points ago +43 / -1

You guys it's right in front of your face: Soybaru.

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July_1776 47 points ago +48 / -1

Subaru. The official vehicle of butch lesbians.

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Martin_RageTV 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a shame too because they are awesome fucking vehicles.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not a butch lesbian, but they're very practical cars. All-wheel drive is great getting out of snow-banks after plowing in a city and the hatchback is great for moving shit for work or fun.

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Spirit_of_Resistance 13 points ago +14 / -1

I've only known one man to drive a subaru, and he was a creepy leftist who looked through a female coworkers phone pictures when she left it charging on his computer.

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StrongHarm 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think they like the Soybaru because it's a truck that doesn't have to be a truck. You see, if you drive a pickup truck that means you're a dumb hick... right? Where I come from it just means your an American Man. Like ol' Charlie Daniels said, God rest his soul:

I was raised on beans and cornbread

And I like my chicken fried

Yes, I drive a pickup truck

And I'm full of American pride

I keep a Bible on my table

I got a flag out on my lawn

And I don't believe in mindin'

No one's business but my own

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now look here, I had a first-gen bugeye WRX back in the day and that car was a blast and a bargain. Light and snappy and gasket heads be damned. Subarus are (used to be?) great cars; their reputation from denizens of the Pacific Northwest is unfortunate: accurate, but an unfortunate tarnishing of a decent carmaker.

Ok, I just looked at the current WRX and wow! That's ugly! I doubt anyone under 30 is aspiring to drive something that looks that boring.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine was a mormon guy. Real nice fellow, he was from Tennessee.

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DiocletianQ3T 42 points ago +42 / -0

SOYBARU

Also if this is in Washington or Oregon I'm not even surprised. Those 2 states keep Subaru alive with the amount of Outbacks they purchase

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Bax101 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same with New England.

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just know you really cannot trust people in the NW who drive a Subaru or Prius

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Comntrinchief 23 points ago +23 / -0

Subaru is Love. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DallasPurdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer Emilia.

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nunyadangbidness 22 points ago +23 / -1

My beautiful MAGA wife drives a Subaru Forester. I offered to get her a "Not A Lesbian" plate for the front. She just laughed... We're happy warriors.

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tholins 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh good, I’m not the only conservative female who has one.

They’re great cars. Truly a shame they’ve been adopted by the left as some kind of weird technological spirit animal.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can always drive around and arrest commies out of it to rehabilitate its image.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's awesome 🤣. You totally should

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to think they were just silly hippie/yuppie cars until I watched the Top Gear Africa special. One of them had a Subaru and it really did well, handled some terrible roads, pulled the other cars out numerous times.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m the most MAGA woman I know and I’ve got a gorgeous red Outback V6 w/leather interior, heated seats, sunroof, blasting stereo, the works. That thing cuts through snow and ice like butter and makes driving narrow switchback mountain roads a breeze. Best car evah!

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IntersectionalXhe 17 points ago +19 / -2

The best backseat a man can get pegged in.

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Perhelion 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lmfaooooooooo this is why I love coming here to TD.win

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the sound of soy spoiling in the morning... Sounds like... Actually it's just funny as fuck

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LesboPregnancyScare 31 points ago +31 / -0

why did they poke his tires?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 104 points ago +104 / -0

The official reason is "To discourage the use of a vehicle as a deadly weapon against law enforcement officers."

The actual reason is "That cuck was driving around blocking officers with his soyboy sign in his soyboy car and they didn't want to deal with him anymore."

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Lady_MaGa 47 points ago +49 / -2

Makes me laugh at how pissed off they are when damage comes to them after they damaged things of other people.

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plastic_Strawman 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah, they're all "muh, it's just property damge," until it's their property being damaged.

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beta-detector 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah.. now he has to spend that $600 unemployment weekly check for set of new tires, instead of pallet of soy-milk.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Won't their insurance take care of it??? 😎

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MAGA_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Just file it with your insurance”!!!!!!!!!!!

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ddragon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not that I give two shits, but they could just use pliers and rip out the valve stems if they wanted to do this without ruining the tire. But fuck ‘em

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BoughtByBloomberg2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't agree with cops in most cases, but then again the BLM cuck wants me dead so....

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

They disabled an impediment to their official duties. No different than a SWAT team shooting out lights or breaking out the back windows of a house prior to entry.

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bubadmt 48 points ago +49 / -1

Why not?

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lifeisahologram 9 points ago +9 / -0

Asking the important questions!

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DeportAntifa 15 points ago +16 / -1

Exactamente, mi generàl

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

A white liberal driving a Gooberu in Portland or Seattle violently supporting marxism through BLM... no doubt a faggot.

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lefty295 42 points ago +42 / -0

They’re just redistributing wealth to the tire shop, all is well.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points ago +14 / -0

This, and they released the oxygen back into it's natural habitat. It's the only real way to fight climate change.

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The_Peter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly.

This stimulates economic growth in the tire-shop sector.

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