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JoeBidenIsAPedo 102 points ago +104 / -2

Maybe he's the third wheel in a lesbian love affair and they use him to go get the groceries and pick up the dogs from daycare so he needs the extra storage space. The bull handles things like picking up lumber and power tools in her truck

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linereddit 44 points ago +44 / -0

He may be too depressed. Clearly, the whole sorry episode just left him flat.

<rimshot>

(Thank you, I'll let myself out...)

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Mrsattorney 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yes, they really took the wind out from his sails...gives new meaning to "Don't Tread on Me." (I'll see myself out too)

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linereddit 21 points ago +21 / -0

No pressure, stay balanced. These guys are nuts.

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you know what kind of music depressed people listen to?

A: Air Supply

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