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July_1776 47 points ago +48 / -1

Subaru. The official vehicle of butch lesbians.

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thuggishruggishtrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

4 rescue pitbulls they pay $500 week to have someone else care for when they are working at their tech jobs or liberal online poetry magazines.

As that "someone else" who does this off and on this couldn't have been more spot on lmao. They willing to pay and I love dogs so it's a win-win.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 18 points ago +18 / -0

😂

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dang! TDwin is spicy today!

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daveywavey86 14 points ago +14 / -0

FUCK. that was so goddamn accurate. to the tiniest detail. are you sure you're not a lesbian seagull yourself? ;)

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jokementum 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keeeek

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AppalachianTactical 20 points ago +20 / -0

I had a years long crush on a Portland girl. We only met once when she visited out east. She works at REI.

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AppalachianTactical 13 points ago +13 / -0

Haha i just had to point it out. We dont have REI's out here. So it rang so true. She is the only Portlander i know and she works there.

I guess the info about only meeting once was superflous.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha Funny shit

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doug2 -11 points ago +6 / -17

Years long crush? Pathetic. Means you never went for it, just sat in her periphery jerking it

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thuggishruggishtrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Like you never had a crush on a woman before and didn't go for it, gtfo with that shit lol.

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AppalachianTactical 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. We lived 3000 miles apart. Not like I didnt date others.

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Martin_RageTV 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a shame too because they are awesome fucking vehicles.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck interference engines.

(I’ve worked on way too many of them that were not maintained. So many bent valves... It’s not that hard to keep up on timing belt issues...)

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timing belts are cancer man absolute cancer.

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe some of them. I still don’t get why you want your pistons facing your fenders. I hear they are difficult to service for that reason.

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

The horizontal (boxer) engine design lends to smoother operation (doesn’t vibrate or shake as bad as others) and has slightly better performance than other like sized engineS of a different config (in-line/“V”).

Source: I worked at a Subaru dealership for several years in my earlier life.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not a butch lesbian, but they're very practical cars. All-wheel drive is great getting out of snow-banks after plowing in a city and the hatchback is great for moving shit for work or fun.

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bluebahloo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Okay Ellen

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