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JoeBidenIsAPedo 28 points ago +29 / -1

I was gonna mention this absolute fact. Two things Colorado is known for are thick legged bull dykes and Subarus. They usually come in pairs

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booblitchutz 20 points ago +21 / -1

Austin TX is epicenter of dirty white Subaru lesbians.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've never been to Vermont.

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dukeofdoorcounty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sold my white Subaru Wednesday in WI. I hated driving that thing

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StrongHarm 2 points ago +3 / -1

And ain't it a shame? If you cut Austin and Houston out of Texas, it might be the most perfect place in the world. I'd sure like to know whether the mass exodus from California to Austin was a planned strategic move by the left to corrupt the center of the Conservative Universe.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 0 points ago +1 / -1

I just wish Texas had mountains. I'm from the west and I can't live in a place without mountains on the horizon. It really bothers me. I've spent a significant amount of time in various parts of Texas and I love the people and lifestyle, but I just can't.

Before anyone jumps in to defend Texas I'm not shitting on it. It just doesn't seem to be for me and I've tried. I know about and have been to hill country. The tallest mountain in Texas is Guadalupe and I've been to the top of it. It's still less than 10,000feet tall. There's a reason Durango and Santa fe are so popular for Texans. When you come from a place with 13,000 foot mountains galore and pine forests that's hard to leave behind.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, no mountains that westerners would call mountains. Lots of other good shit that those mountain states don't have, though.

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booblitchutz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Austin has always been like that, though. It’s gotten worse for sure thanks to the influx of leftists from Houston and Dallas (and California to probably a lesser extent).

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been in central Austin for 22 years. It's always been leftist, of course. What seems to be happening politically is that the commies in charge are feeling more more empowered now because other cities have provided an example that they think they can follow (Portland, SF). And they also have a shit ton more money thanks to the exploding tax base.

KVUE or one of the other local stations did a snap poll after the police were defunded this past week and 87% of respondents did not approve. These polls usually skew left. I think the city council (especially after what they've done to the city regarding the homeless problem) is a out a bit over their skis.

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SDhiker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Every single liberal mountain town I've ever been to, and there's been a lot, is filled with Subaru station wagons. And they usually have the COEXIST, KEEP TAHOE BLUE, SAY NO TO [INSERT NAME] MINE, and a Bernie sticker.

Edit: and a gay ally sticker

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Paul_Revere 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's not that bad here in Pennsylvania, but a disproportionate number of Outbacks do have "Coexist" stickers on the tailgate.

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tholins 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I moved to Texas from Colorado, I went almost six months without seeing one of those damn Coexist bumper stickers. It was wonderful.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing more numb than a Subaru's steering and power band is the intellectual capacity of its driver.