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malarky 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is funny on so many levels.

He's going to have to tell his mommy or wife's boyfriend that he's returning the car with punctured tires.

And/Or

He's going have to get it towed to a tire shop. He'll have to be there when they open in the morning (and we know these soy boys don't rise until mid day) and explain to them what happened. They'll probably be Trump supporters that will be working on it. They'll be a capitalist surcharge.

The cost will probably be in the 800 dollar range. I doubt he has AAA (that's for capitalist scum) and you can tack on another 100 for the tow truck that took his commie commuter to the shop.

His whole night and next day are ruined. He'll need to rest the night of his tire repair preventing him from rioting.