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satan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Prius, many, many Prius.

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GopnikGod 17 points ago +18 / -1

OR. Can confirm. Sooooo.. many.. slow ass Priuses.. WTF. Every time I end up in a 1/4 mile line on the highway, it's some mfer in a Prius doing 15 under the limit, and absolutely sticker bombed with 'EqUaLiTy' or 'I'm WiTh HeR' bumper stickers.

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ChuckedIntoAVan 13 points ago +13 / -0

My truck was in the shop and they gave me a Prius as a loaner. I was so embarrassed to be driving around in that douchemobile, but I had places to go, so I was stuck with it. I just wanted to keep yelling, “It’s not mine!!!”. Besides the humiliation of being seen in one, that Prius sucked in general. No pick up, all in all a shit vehicle.

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh boy, wait til you hear this bad boy rev!

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Haha that's hilarious. I felt the same when I got a VW Tiguan from the rental company. So embarrassing

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Speaking of bumper stickers, I have yet to see a single Biden bumper sticker here in Colorado. Not one. That's my own anecdotal "enthusiasm poll".

Has anyone else seen one in the wild?

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh, I live in the Homeless Anarchist Shithole of Eugene and I ain't seen one Biden bumper sticker. I saw ONE Biden yard sign but besides that, nothing. Lottttta American flags flying out here from the backs of trucks compared to the amount of Biden stuff I see.

Maybe they should have just tried Hillary again lol. She actually managed to drum up enough support people had bumper stickers.

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ChadManspread 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw one today in Cali for the first time ever, it's the only one I've ever seen. I have seen a couple of Biden signs in houses, but only a couple, and while I haven't seen any Trump bumper stickers for obvious reasons, I see a ton of Trump flags and banners, especially around the water.

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PantsJihad 7 points ago +8 / -1

When I moved to Texas, I got a job where I was commuting between locations in San Antonio and Houston on the regular, so my 350z (which was heavily modified for track use) wasn't an ideal vehicle. So I figured "I'm in Texas" and went pickup truck shopping. Wound up getting a full-sized Tundra (made right around the corner from where I worked too).

About a week into having it, one of the awesome country-boy dudes I work with asks "So you hit anything with it yet?" and I'm like "What do you mean? I've gotten it stuck in mud once so far" and he replies "Hit a rat, deer, hog?"

I reply "Well I almost ran over a Prius when we were in Houston" he pauses thinks for a moment and says "Well, those are pretty rodent like, I guess it counts"

I fucking love Texas, can't wait to move back.