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NYCforTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN: Trump wants all Americans fired!

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Tymbo 87 points ago +87 / -0

"I consider firing everybody"

[laughter]

The media loved that joke. They will report it differently, though.

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Polterkitty 37 points ago +37 / -0

CNN: Trump going to fire the entire white house

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MAGASQUAD 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN: Eating breakfast is an example of white privilege

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 13 points ago +13 / -0

MSNPC: Trump threatens to set fire to black man's historical home.

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NoahGav 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is there an audience like before? Or did the press actually laugh at that joke?

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bobobob 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think he's at his country club in New Jersey with normal people in the audience.

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NormaJeanRocks 13 points ago +13 / -0

He had some audience, And I think hes so much better when he does imo, so much more confident.

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LionTed 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you're that genuinely funny and down-to-earth, even the haters can't help slipping up from time to time.

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milpede0306 13 points ago +13 / -0

that was my favorite response, what a great laugh

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coyote_777 68 points ago +68 / -0

"don't tell me what I know"

BTFO

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CornpopsRainBarrel 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's so perfect of a response too.

The media always act like they're geniuses who just by reading a couple things in a book can come even close to being equal to Trump's WISDOM of how things WORK. They think that if they just sound contrarian enough, that they're "stepping up to the big meanie Drumpf" then they'll somehow win. Wrong!

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Pomilui 60 points ago +60 / -0

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT I KNOW, BITCH!"

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Pomilui 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very well done, memesmith.

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Houdini 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, although it's only about a quarter my work.

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BlissBatch 54 points ago +54 / -0

"There has to be more resources!!"

"I agree. The Democrats are not approving the resources."

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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CantStumpTrump 43 points ago +43 / -0

Dont tell him what he knows!! Stupid bitch

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Tymbo 37 points ago +37 / -0

STUPID PEOPLE 2020

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Tymbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried and failed miserably, haha. https://thedonald.win/p/Gux0uwtT/stupid-people-2020/c/

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JetJocky 36 points ago +36 / -0

Can you even imagine Joe Biden doing a real press conference like this ? NOT EVEN, HAHAHAHA.

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Miasmo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joe doesn't control anybody. Joe doesn't even control himself.

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Arden 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck does trump do it?? He says these things off the cuff and just slays. I don't understand how anyone could watch that press conference and not like the president.

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Miasmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a master at marketing and branding. His skill set is off the charts. And he's tireless. I couldn't stand him at first; but after he kept winning primaries I took a closer look. You have to get past the 'political persona' that he needs to use in order to win, then you can appreciate him for the genius he is. Plus he's hilarious.

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findthewarmspot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Come on, Man!

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BlissBatch 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, I had a post office in my town once, and all the kids really liked the mailman, and I really liked those kids, man. They'd run after the mail truck, and I'd run after them, and give 'em a real good sniff-down.

My opponent questions my physical fitness, but trust me, I'm still physically fit enough to run after those kids. I do it every day.

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JetJocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ole' Joe the hair sniffing mailman. It's all coming into focus now.

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

I imagine in now that he has chosen a VP, she is going to do most of the talking. Or he will be asked questions that were submitted beforehand so he can read the answer off a script.

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webthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

🀣🀣🀣

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FireannDireach 34 points ago +34 / -0

"If stupid people aren't elected next year"

Bahahahahahahahahaha. I love our shit talking President.

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Pomilui 33 points ago +33 / -0

notice they say "your postmaster general" instead of the postmaster general

they're misreporting the role of the postmaster general

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NYCforTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re setting it up so when Trump wins they can claim β€œhis post office” cheated.

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milpede0306 7 points ago +7 / -0

" this is YOUR post office" πŸ™„

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jormungandr 31 points ago +31 / -0

These are basically democrat mouthpieces debating the president on policy on their behalf

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McFatty7 29 points ago +30 / -1

The media always keeps brushing over any comments about bailout money for Blue States.

They keep focusing on miniscule things like funding for the Post Office.

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Houdini 12 points ago +12 / -0

They never acknowledge serious issues that doesn't suit their predetermined narrative.

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CookingWithJack 28 points ago +28 / -0

fuck "journalists" ...jesus christ, they are all vipers

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BlissBatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Calling them "vipers" is an unnecessary and inappropriate insult.

(To vipers.)

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mercynurse 27 points ago +27 / -0

Dear 🀑🌎

President does not appoint the Post Master

He is selected by a Postal Board of nine members, and these are nominated by the President and Senate confirmed

Obama USPS had ONE person on the Postal Board at one point

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Mrsattorney 27 points ago +27 / -0

Best line of the day on whether Potus has considered firing Esper: "I consider firing everybody." Lmao.

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Pomilui 27 points ago +27 / -0

lol "DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS RANDOM SOROS-PAID DOCTOR WHO FEAR MONGERS FOR THE FALL AND EVERY SEASON FOR ETERNITY?" -PRESSTITUTE

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Haz85 25 points ago +25 / -0

Snowden and Assange need pardons

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based_trekkie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Millie Weaver too

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ladypatriot_games 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don’t tell me what I know!

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Polterkitty 23 points ago +23 / -0

"I consider firing everybody"

Lmfao

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Knollsit 23 points ago +23 / -0

Press in the room for Biden/Harris: Crickets. Leave when told. Don't shout any questions AT ALL.

Press with Trump: OHMYGOD MUH POST OFFICE. Y DO U H8 AMERIKKKA MR. HITLER?

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bobobob 23 points ago +23 / -0

"If stupid people aren't elected next year, we're going to have the greatest year we've ever had!"

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milpede0306 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's quality meme material

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Miasmo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why is no one asking about his historic Middle East peace deal?

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Houdini 12 points ago +12 / -0

They don't want to acknowledge his wins.

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indubitably

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GodEmporerTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hey cunt, don’t tell me what I know

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did that fucking bitch actually say??? I couldn't really hear it.

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GodEmporerTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

She said you know Camaltoe is eligible

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, I see... yeah, that would piss me off, too!

That's essentially an editorial, and not a question.

Such bullshit. Journalism is so DEAD.

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DingoDantheTrumpman 20 points ago +20 / -0

I consider firing everbody... hehe that line killed

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 19 points ago +19 / -0

He is straight fire right now πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 19 points ago +19 / -0

"and if stupid people aren't elected" LOL

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Knollsit 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love how the media keep forcing this meme of "Drumpf, will you FINALLY say Harris is eligible to run?!?!"

Donald never said she couldn't run. They created this non-story.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pelosi, as Speaker, is the last step in determining eligibility. She, or the office of the speaker, signs off on the eligibility of the President and VP, before the inauguration. The President, per the rules, cannot control, influence or determine that, it's part of the checks and balances in the Constitution. The power to vet Presidents is by the legislative branch, per the Constitution.

For candidates, the Federal Election Commission is the ruling authority on the matter.

This is just a trap they're trying to drag him into. They want to attack him on it, but he's not biting.

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45semiautosp 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't tell me what I know! bitch eyes BTFO. I just told you!

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OMBOMB 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nobody knows the deal better than I do

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Dueler312 18 points ago +18 / -0

Surprised there was a question about Snowden.

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Houdini 4 points ago +4 / -0

He gives a good answer and the journalist still wants to babble on.

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altaG12 18 points ago +19 / -1

Once he wins, I think Trump will bring back Flynn....

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 11 points ago +11 / -0

Flynn has to be cleared first. A pardon hurts from security access and limits his role.

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Pomilui 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is true. The judge / court has no authority to hold endless hearings as they've already heard the case in its entirety.

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altaG12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, I agree πŸ’―!! This is why the charges need to be dropped and prosecution needs to end. No pardon!

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OMBOMB 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure he'll bring him back as soon as Flynn's persecution is over

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Game on. This is what they are afraid of

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CharethCutestory 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why is Trump even entertaining budget discussion topics for mail-in voting? Fuck that noise, just shut it down.

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McFatty7 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's the perfect opportunity to counter-punch with shutting down hope for Blue State bailouts.

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MAGAPlenty 17 points ago +17 / -0

YESPER!

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Dueler312 17 points ago +17 / -0

New Jersey is going to try the mail-in balloting? That needs to be stopped.

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tinkesquire 8 points ago +8 / -0

Expect every single dem state to go Universal mail in regardless of the Covid situation.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +6 / -3

for important things that affect the whole country we need to stop leaving it up to the states. coronavirus response, elections, we need to stop letting the states handle it. that's why we are where we are now. gotta control it from the President on down.

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tinkesquire 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump has to win on the mail in issue or the country is lost.

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highenergywinning 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shit up you entitled bitch

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bobobob 16 points ago +16 / -0

"I consider firing everybody"

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McFatty7 16 points ago +17 / -1

I live in New Jersey, and DON'T want to vote by mail.

I want to vote IN PERSON, but the State won't let you.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

yup

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masshole3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jersey pede here.

I agree, it's the biggest pile of fucking bullshit. They're saying SOME polling places will be open, but I'm not holding my breath on that.

I literally walk two minutes down the street to my local VFW Hall to cast my vote... and I love every minute of it (and they give you free munchkins!)

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A1waysLurk1ing 16 points ago +16 / -0

Media purposefully misunderstanding what he says.

ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE.

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aangler100 7 points ago +7 / -0

well, they are liars, don't expect them to make sense, they are detached from reality.

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tufftoffee 15 points ago +15 / -0

NO MASKS

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Miasmo 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Mr. President, paint yourself into the corner I insist upon"

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Dueler312 15 points ago +15 / -0

Any election that had ballots lost in the mail-in ballots lost should be redone.

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Pomilui 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL " INVITE THEM TO THE TABLE"

THEY'VE HAD 4 WEEKS TO COME TO THE TABLE!

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know. What a joke.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

They were at the table. THEY walked away, because Trump pushed back hard on the 3 trillion.

And now it's all delayed weeks, until they come back in session, instead of staying in session until it's resolved, like they've done in the past to get legislation they wanted pushed through.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fired a photographer who posted a funny meme about Kamala. No joke.