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JetJocky 36 points ago +36 / -0

Can you even imagine Joe Biden doing a real press conference like this ? NOT EVEN, HAHAHAHA.

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Miasmo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joe doesn't control anybody. Joe doesn't even control himself.

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Arden 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck does trump do it?? He says these things off the cuff and just slays. I don't understand how anyone could watch that press conference and not like the president.

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Miasmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a master at marketing and branding. His skill set is off the charts. And he's tireless. I couldn't stand him at first; but after he kept winning primaries I took a closer look. You have to get past the 'political persona' that he needs to use in order to win, then you can appreciate him for the genius he is. Plus he's hilarious.

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findthewarmspot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Come on, Man!

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BlissBatch 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, I had a post office in my town once, and all the kids really liked the mailman, and I really liked those kids, man. They'd run after the mail truck, and I'd run after them, and give 'em a real good sniff-down.

My opponent questions my physical fitness, but trust me, I'm still physically fit enough to run after those kids. I do it every day.

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JetJocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ole' Joe the hair sniffing mailman. It's all coming into focus now.

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

I imagine in now that he has chosen a VP, she is going to do most of the talking. Or he will be asked questions that were submitted beforehand so he can read the answer off a script.

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webthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣