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BlissBatch 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, I had a post office in my town once, and all the kids really liked the mailman, and I really liked those kids, man. They'd run after the mail truck, and I'd run after them, and give 'em a real good sniff-down.

My opponent questions my physical fitness, but trust me, I'm still physically fit enough to run after those kids. I do it every day.

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JetJocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ole' Joe the hair sniffing mailman. It's all coming into focus now.