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GodEmporerTrump 134 points ago +135 / -1

That’s how you always go big dick

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SethRichsgoldwatch 28 points ago +28 / -0

Quick as lightning with 2 hollow fangs. 2 scoops. 2 terms. 2 fangs.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 21 points ago +21 / -0

This centipede is a predator.

("Centipede" by Knife Party plays)

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AOCs_tits 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't stump won't stump.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 glorious titties

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donaldismydad 4 points ago +4 / -0

i just had this grand idea for the RNC nomination acceptance speech. hold it at Daytona Intl Speedway while GEOTUS is seated in the BEAST circling the the track while giving his speech broadcast on the loudspeskers at the track. plus, up to 80,000 attendees/delegates from all 50 states could be socially distanced spread out along the long seating areas with each state flying their flags. then after acceptance speech is delivered, have a flyover similar to the Independence Day celebration held at Mt. Rushmore...GEOTUS, SIR, I KNOW YOU ARE READING HERE FROM TIME TO TIME, PLEASE READ THIS TRANSMISSION AND MAKE IT HAPPEN! THANK YOU, SIR!

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donaldismydad 1 point ago +2 / -1

oh and i also forgot perhaps the best part, after the flyover is finished, have secret service take the BEAST for some donut spins in the grass at Daytona! WHAT U PEDES THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA?

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FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +1 / -1

The best part would be if no one was socially distanced, because fuck that bullshit.

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donaldismydad 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes, i agree with you it is BS.

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Parcus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If not televised, then livestreamed!

Get on it pedes! Who's going?

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KAGMAGIC2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

BRING BACK ELECTION RALLIES

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man! Give me a break JACK! I could do that too if I-- anyways, my times up.

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MooCow1980 37 points ago +38 / -1

Boy if that isn't a succinct analysis

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Yucky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ugh, the worst.

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfectly stated. Thank you.

Tucker has done a good job of skewering unfettered free trade lolbertarianism on his show. I recommend watching his monologues on that.

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

There must certainly be various strands of libertarianism, because none of the libertarians I talk to believe any of that. They would all accept the role of family and society in dictating acceptable behavioral norms. In fact such social pressure is necessary in lieu of no authoritarian police state controlling those actions.

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Parcus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's neo-feudalism

They crave power and think laws should not apply to them.

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Parcus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, rules at a local, community level.

State and federal government's role is to maintain freedom. To prevent thugs from taking power.

Pure anarchy doesn't last long. There are assholes, on the left and the right, who will enslave people given the chance. Rule of law prevents the strong from enslaving the weak. Anarchists try to do it by dismantling government, communists try to do it by expanding government but the result is the same.

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DarkRiver 16 points ago +16 / -0

This!!!!

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Jackjet10 4 points ago +4 / -0

No shit!

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Tranny_Fluid 11 points ago +11 / -0

Its over 9000!!!

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raybiker73 59 points ago +59 / -0

Looking forward to it.

Also, anyone notice how the Faux News comments have recently gone from 99% cancerous to 100% Full Retard? It's as though the last few half-sane commenters there finally decided to peace out.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 24 points ago +24 / -0

I just watched President Trump on TV question whether Kamala Harris is a US citizen. Something like she wasn’t born in America. Wow! That really made me think that the president has been lying. I believe Harris was born and raised in California. That shouldn’t even be a question. Why would the president say something like that?

The CIA's contractors aren't even trying.

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Pomilui 16 points ago +17 / -1

Glowies stick out like sore thumbs.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 10 points ago +10 / -0

They always do the "talk at you" style of writing. The kind you always see on email and facebook chain messages. I don't have the exact words to describe it but it's this kind of stuff:

Something like she wasn’t born in America. Wow!"

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50blessings 2 points ago +2 / -0

The human brain is really good at recognizing patterns, and these comments do not sound natural. Who the hell talks like that? I know people may write differently than they speak, but it reads like a robot trying to pass as human. It’s like one step above those obvious Chinese troll comments from someone who knows enough English to make a grammatically correct sentence, but it sounds too stilted to be from a US citizen.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Copying and pasting from my other reply:

It's always that "talk at you" style of writing. The kind you always see on email and facebook chain messages. I don't have the exact words to describe it but it's this kind of stuff:

Something like she wasn’t born in America. Wow!"

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SendThemBackToCanada 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fox New is controlled opposition but Tucker Carlson isn't. He speaks his mind.

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ElGuapo 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s by design. Fill the comment section with the 50 cent army, so they can say “ Even Fox News viewers are against him!!!”. Throw in a few bullshit comments about “the polls” to piss off the real supporters and there you have a perfect stew of bullshit lies and propaganda. You’d have to be Ray Charles not to see it.

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Zaszz345 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always just sort by “ best” if I go to the comments. It tends to get rid of a lot of the cancer. Always gonna be people trolling a news site comments section no matter what tho.

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TheB3ast 34 points ago +34 / -0

Can't Stump the Trump

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AOCs_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trumps got a massive oak, clearly.

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magnokor 25 points ago +25 / -0

Energy, fun and high ratings every day of Republican convention.

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Matt13965 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's our president right there! 4 more years!

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Miasmo 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that they will call Trump a racist.

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NYCforTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

But don’t forget sexist!! That’s always a classic

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Miasmo 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's any -ist you can think of.

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Sliim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orange Nudist Bad!

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Parcus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And he's personally responsible for the bad cold that's going around.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe will give a speech about how terrible and dangerous Reagan is.

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swarleybing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe will you know the thing

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CharethCutestory 13 points ago +13 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

Imagine Creepy Joe attempting to do this, lol

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look Fat, put your mask on for 3 more months minimum and stop asking questions.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Democrats are in crisis mode. He's not letting it go to waste.

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Amaroq64 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did Donald Trump just turn the Republican National Convention into a Trump rally?!

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Dueler312 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well its going to be basically that since he is the GOP nominee.

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OnlyTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope he can come up with some sort of big TV production, being the former TV star that he is.

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the family force five reference.

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try4gain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Genius

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MustafaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know right, most presidents look thoroughly burnt out by the end of their 1st term but Trump looks great. Can you image what Biden would look like after a term in office?

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NoahGav 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many days is the RNC?

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Tyy228 4 points ago +4 / -0

HIGH ENERGY ONLY

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t think Biden was even going to accept the nomination in person. Was he? For covids?

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MsQleo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wrong person lol we are talking about the current and future president

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had this thought, wonder what you guys think. What if Donald trump completely 180’d his demeanor for one or two speeches. COMPLETELY throw people off guard by being the absolute nicest and kind person for 2 or so speeches. “God bless you all watching” “thank you from the bottom of my heart for entrusting me with the opportunity to lead this country”. Speeches FULL of things you wouldn’t expect delivered in a way you wouldn’t except. I think there is something to it.

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junkbot123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Endless energy.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO BRAKES, NO BREAKS!

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!

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tholins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this some online cucked shit? Or are they actually doing it somewhere?

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YaBoiJacob 4 points ago +5 / -1

In person at the Gettysburg Battlefield

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Casting their spell They spoke words and behold the people donned their mask.

The covid spell, based in fear, promoted by ear, a fable that has mesmerized and stigmatized.

Funny that SPELLING used to mean bewitch by words. Now used to describe the symbol of a word. Take off your mask you have an exemption. Break the spell.

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LWGII 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am so thankful for our vigorous and dedicated President. He is everything that Sleepy Joe is not. And our terrific VP is the class and decency that Kamala only dreams of.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

And where is Stupid Joe, the guy with the spring in his step???

Yeah, we all know.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude has so much energy that he glows in the dark and Melania has to sleep with eye shades.

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NuclearRocks1 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD has been known to gift GREAT MEN with extraordinary STRENGTH. PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP is ON a MISSION FROM GOD !

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americafirst1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

MY PRESIDENT

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Bitchinmus2maximus3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was elected as an alternate and had just got everything booked when he decided to cancel. I'm still super sad I can't see him speak in person...

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MustafaJones 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like Hillary, and she still lost. Apparently rich douchebag celebs aren’t as popular as they thought. Maybe it’s got something to do with them being a bunch of arrogant out-of-touch deviants.

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

mans got some energy.

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Peacefulprotesters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile joe won’t show up, send campaign staff to do news interviews, or so any news interviews himself. Wouldn’t be surprised if they made a cgi video of him in his basement so he wouldn’t gaffe so fucking much

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ladypatriot_games 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Each day will have a breakout message. Monday, Aug. 24, will focus on “the Land of Promise,” Tuesday will focus on the “Land of Opportunity,” Wednesday will focus on the “Land of Heroes,” and Thursday on the “Land of Greatness.”

Love the program and the guest list too!!!

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Salacious_B_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Romney better be banned.

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAME TRUMP CHANNEL SAME TRUMP TIME

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how he NEVER takes our vote for granted. The hardest working president in my lifetime.

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RusherOfDin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be hilarious if he had a little cardboard cutout TV screen on his podium one time as a joke about leveling the playing field since Biden appears only on Skype or Zoom these days.

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