4069
Comments (109)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
134
GodEmporerTrump 134 points ago +135 / -1

That’s how you always go big dick

78
deleted 78 points ago +78 / -0
28
SethRichsgoldwatch 28 points ago +28 / -0

Quick as lightning with 2 hollow fangs. 2 scoops. 2 terms. 2 fangs.

21
CisSiberianOrchestra 21 points ago +21 / -0

This centipede is a predator.

("Centipede" by Knife Party plays)

7
AOCs_tits 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't stump won't stump.

7
SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 glorious titties

4
donaldismydad 4 points ago +4 / -0

i just had this grand idea for the RNC nomination acceptance speech. hold it at Daytona Intl Speedway while GEOTUS is seated in the BEAST circling the the track while giving his speech broadcast on the loudspeskers at the track. plus, up to 80,000 attendees/delegates from all 50 states could be socially distanced spread out along the long seating areas with each state flying their flags. then after acceptance speech is delivered, have a flyover similar to the Independence Day celebration held at Mt. Rushmore...GEOTUS, SIR, I KNOW YOU ARE READING HERE FROM TIME TO TIME, PLEASE READ THIS TRANSMISSION AND MAKE IT HAPPEN! THANK YOU, SIR!

1
donaldismydad 1 point ago +2 / -1

oh and i also forgot perhaps the best part, after the flyover is finished, have secret service take the BEAST for some donut spins in the grass at Daytona! WHAT U PEDES THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA?

0
FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +1 / -1

The best part would be if no one was socially distanced, because fuck that bullshit.

20
deleted 20 points ago +21 / -1
2
Parcus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If not televised, then livestreamed!

Get on it pedes! Who's going?

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
8
KAGMAGIC2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

BRING BACK ELECTION RALLIES

3
bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man! Give me a break JACK! I could do that too if I-- anyways, my times up.