The human brain is really good at recognizing patterns, and these comments do not sound natural. Who the hell talks like that? I know people may write differently than they speak, but it reads like a robot trying to pass as human. It’s like one step above those obvious Chinese troll comments from someone who knows enough English to make a grammatically correct sentence, but it sounds too stilted to be from a US citizen.
It's always that "talk at you" style of writing. The kind you always see on email and facebook chain messages. I don't have the exact words to describe it but it's this kind of stuff:
The human brain is really good at recognizing patterns, and these comments do not sound natural. Who the hell talks like that? I know people may write differently than they speak, but it reads like a robot trying to pass as human. It’s like one step above those obvious Chinese troll comments from someone who knows enough English to make a grammatically correct sentence, but it sounds too stilted to be from a US citizen.
Copying and pasting from my other reply:
It's always that "talk at you" style of writing. The kind you always see on email and facebook chain messages. I don't have the exact words to describe it but it's this kind of stuff: