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Memebomber 55 points ago +55 / -0

It took less than a year to hit certified 3rd world shithole status for downtown.

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was inaugurated in May 2019 and she is the worst mayor that Chicago has ever had!

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black lesbians dont make great mayors!

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canadianhere 33 points ago +33 / -0

Wasn't the city ALREADY closed down while it was being looted?

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Constitution_jd 26 points ago +26 / -0

Not like this. She's raising the bridges downtown, cutting off public transit, blocking highway exits. She's trying to use the river to keep the south side from reaching the north side.

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GnuYow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally normal thing to have to do in a modern American city.

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Epic_Caramel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit are we in the year 1020? Does Antifa have trebuchets?

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

She fucking better! My dopey bro is on the north side and he refuses to arm himself to protect his home wife!

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 32 points ago +32 / -0

If you say Beetlejuice 3 times the looters become "peaceful protesters".

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Jerkstore58 19 points ago +19 / -0

If you’re a business owner, what’s preventing you from just unloading on looters? You are completely within your rights to just start executing anyone who threatens your livelihood

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Viewer01 6 points ago +6 / -0

Illinois is not a stand your ground state.

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xopi 9 points ago +9 / -0

What are they going to do? Call the cops. Oh wait

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fskfsk 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Illinois has Castle Doctrine?

It's dangerous. The looters are also armed and they outnumber you.

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Constitution_jd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Castle doctrine only applies to your home (aka, your castle). It's meaningless for business-owners unless the business is also a home.

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fskfsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

It varies by state. Sometimes, it applies to businesses.

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Constitution_jd 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Castle doctrine in IL, the relevant state, only applies to one's home.

Aside from Washington, only red states have expanded Castle doctrine any further, and usually that only expands to vehicles or dwellings (like tents). Texas is about the only state where a business counts under castle doctrine.

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AfraidOfBigMike 11 points ago +11 / -0

God Bless Texas

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eupraxia128 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rights are not the same thing as laws. It was legal for democrats to enslave Africans, but it violated human rights.

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ImReallyRich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably because some shitty Soros-planted DA will go after all law-abiding citizens who defend themselves, like the fuck from St. Louis

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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not sure why this is necessary when you just have a bunch of peaceful protesters. Doesn’t quite make sense to me.

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Driverdriver2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Who’s going to enforce it? You have no Police Force.

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PosterIsDead 14 points ago +14 / -0

I tune in to CPD Zone 4 on a police scanner. Those poor bastards work their asses off. Kim Fox doesn't prosecute anyone.

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Constitution_jd 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chicago has 1000 officers downtown this weekend.

The issue isn't the lack of police generally. What really hinders Chicago is the lack of a Homicide Unit within CPD. THERE ARE NO COPS DEDICATED TO HOMICIDE IN CPD.

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DittoHead 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don’t have a prosecutor

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Joeret 13 points ago +13 / -0

Curfew makes perfect sense. All the law-abiding citizens will be at home and the looters will, I'm sure, just follow suit.

This lady is an idiot.

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

The smart people in Chicago are inside before sundown anyway.

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Oenomaus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thumbnail looked like she'd gotten the clownface treatment. Nope, just normal Mayor Beetlejuice

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remember1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

No problem, looting begins at 8 PM 😂

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Lioncat331 8 points ago +8 / -0

I sure won’t be visiting Chicago anytime soon.

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Berzerker_king 7 points ago +7 / -0

What the fucking fuck fuckery is this? If "closing down the city" could work, then why not just close down the riotings instead? What does she mean "close down the town"? Are the rioters beholden to some kind of clock like are they doing rioting and looting on a 9-5 schedule or something? What fuckery is this? And why close down the business instead of jailing the loters?

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BidenTouchedMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bitch is so ugly it pisses me off. Why God?

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gollum, gollum.

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weirdinchicago 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in Chicago. She has no control and what's worse is she keeps talking down to those who are affected by the rioting.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try to escape Illinois!

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weirdinchicago 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm trying. I don't make a lot of money so it's hard to save up.

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eupraxia128 4 points ago +4 / -0

She looks like a prey animal. If her IQ is higher than 100, I'll eat a bowl of shit.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eating that is dangerous, make a different bet.

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Crusty_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

She honestly might be the ugliest human

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Cloudy_mood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course she has no control, it’s not showtime until you say her name 3 times.

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h203h 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK she is hideous!!!! 🤮

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Killerko 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be a legal way how to get rid of a completely useless person like this... something like if you don't perform you get sacked

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a healthy looking official

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Salacious_B_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit, that ain’t nothin but Ultra-Perm.

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have no control over our country. Anarchy

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am sorry. There is no way she could win an election, even running unopposed

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ImReallyRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t underestimate their stupidity

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

who is going to enforce this? The COPS who theyve been berating and bad mouthing ?

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks like a fucking zombie

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there anything left downtown?

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Pat4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and this is this party that wants to run our nation. No thanks.

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DeusVultIntensifies 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is way too busy enforcing mask mandates and making sure a couple dozen gay guys aren't allowed on the beach to care about her city burning to the ground.

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calvinb1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why close ? Aint much fucking left but a retail desert.

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Sleazy_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mods please mark this NSFW. That fucking picture is vile and disgusting and I'm seriously about to vomit.

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SSJ3NAPPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too busy catching flies buzzing over her cities garbage with her tongue

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j_mobbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know we're not supposed to judge a person by how they look but this woman looks fucking nuts. (its a woman right?)... and I'm not talking color and melanin... I'm talking about its hair, bone structure in the face, and general looks.. this thing they call "Mayor lightfoot" looks like a fucking alien who just pulled a probe out of its ass.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

She? also wears men's clothes.

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

In this case it is even worse if you judge her by her actions

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Trump-45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somali Pirate doppleganger.