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pingpongdingdong 50 points ago +50 / -0

Pretty much. Sucking dick opens the door. You gotta walk through it. Directors and producers won’t build the house around you for sucking some EP’s dick.

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Lemongrass5 39 points ago +39 / -0

Tell that to Jennifer Lawrence. She is the same character in every movie and gog millions. Once epstein wasnt around whered she go?

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

She was the start of the destruction of Star Wars

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CantStumpIWin 1 point ago +5 / -4

Eh I think she was pretty hot in Pirates of the Carribean (the good ones) and V for Vendetta before she had to shave her head.

I always thought she got parts because she was hot, never acting ability.

edit: whoops I mixed up Kiera Knightley and Portman. They look the same. Also I need coffee.

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Matcat58 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was Keira Knightly Pirates.

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Peashout 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hot, suck dick, can't act.

That's 95% of Hollywood

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BangoSkank 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was Kiera Knightley

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean...it works for Nicholas Cage.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's high praise.

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AmericanFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except Nicholas Cage produced comic gold

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 29 points ago +29 / -0

Funny how careers based on cocksucking end right around the time the looks fade

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AlohaSnackbar 23 points ago +23 / -0

Adam Carolla got this one spot on.

How do you know acting isn't hard?

Can you think of another high paying job that you can get by blowing a fat man? Quarterback, doctor, pilot, head chef, CEO, point forward, etc, etc.

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MelaniaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you think of another high paying job that you can get by blowing a fat man?

Democratic Presidential running mate.

(Sorry, Willie Brown.)

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ohamitired 4 points ago +4 / -0

damn, that's a good one.

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's right about so many things. Never capitulate. Once they smell blood in the water they'll keep attacking.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

This puts it in perspective, for sure

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Peashout 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her looks faded when she went to the wrong plastic surgeon and he fucked up.

That, and 8 pounds of blow.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

She transitioned to selling cocaine to the producers. And butt stuff.

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Vino 4 points ago +4 / -0

My ex-wife has entered the chat.

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terrichris 16 points ago +16 / -0

Some women use sex as currency. Not only in Hollywood.

Kamila comes to mind, and others

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, almost all women use sex as some form of currency. Be careful out there guys.

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buzzly6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Avoid impulse buys, sleep on it and study it from all angles before making any major purchases.

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jslenterprises 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally the oldest profession on the planet.