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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 29 points ago +29 / -0

Funny how careers based on cocksucking end right around the time the looks fade

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AlohaSnackbar 23 points ago +23 / -0

Adam Carolla got this one spot on.

How do you know acting isn't hard?

Can you think of another high paying job that you can get by blowing a fat man? Quarterback, doctor, pilot, head chef, CEO, point forward, etc, etc.

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MelaniaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you think of another high paying job that you can get by blowing a fat man?

Democratic Presidential running mate.

(Sorry, Willie Brown.)

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ohamitired 4 points ago +4 / -0

damn, that's a good one.

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's right about so many things. Never capitulate. Once they smell blood in the water they'll keep attacking.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

This puts it in perspective, for sure

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Peashout 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her looks faded when she went to the wrong plastic surgeon and he fucked up.

That, and 8 pounds of blow.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

She transitioned to selling cocaine to the producers. And butt stuff.

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Vino 4 points ago +4 / -0

My ex-wife has entered the chat.