His wife Jill was stepping out on her first husband with Joe Biden.
Jill and Joe claimed they started dating in 1975. But they didn't.
In 1974, Joe Biden was driving with Jill in a Corvette that had been given to Jill by her then husband. Joe Biden hit another driver. After Jill's husband learned of the affair, he filed for divorce. Joe Biden promised he'd pay the $850 in damage to the other driver's car but never did.
just one ball bearing short of a set of nails down a chalkboard just to get some friggin milk... when you realize its you that is pissing every living mother effer off for a 3 aisle radius, you just want to become Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys and melt that fucker down for spare parts I tell you what!
I found the unicorn cart at my local grocery store just the other day. It didn't pull left or right. All the wheels worked, and the damn thing was quiet.
In that picture Biden really looks like a wax figurine of himself. Boy did they pump him full of chems. Surprised the lights in his basement hasn’t caused him to melt.
Biden's that wanky wheel that spins or locks.
That's my sister. No, that's my wife.
They switched on me.
Listen FAT,
This is my Wifester.
Could be my wife.
Could be my sister.
Could be someone else entirely; let me take a sniff...
She’s my sister and my daughter!
There's a Hollywood blockbuster in this for sure!!
http://www.bidenspeech.com
Why do I think he first said that after he was caught having sex with one of them?
I don't know anything about his sister.
His wife Jill was stepping out on her first husband with Joe Biden.
Jill and Joe claimed they started dating in 1975. But they didn't.
In 1974, Joe Biden was driving with Jill in a Corvette that had been given to Jill by her then husband. Joe Biden hit another driver. After Jill's husband learned of the affair, he filed for divorce. Joe Biden promised he'd pay the $850 in damage to the other driver's car but never did.
What number do I text for more info!?
7 hundred katrillion, I mean 7 hundred and 40 million billion.
three oh three uh oh
C'mon man. Don't you want to keep your AR 14? Fine. Vote for the other Biden then.
My greatest hits
Ka-Ching. I think I need to seek help. I can’t resist upvoting every “c’mon man” post!
“Listen Fat” is my favorite.
I can’t read “c’mon man” without hearing it in Joe’s voice in my head. C’mon man!
"Joe has no control over anybody. Joe has no control over himself." -DJT at today's press conference.
Truer words were never spoken...
He certainly keeps the media well fed with it.
That wheel has a SCREW LOOSE and is BENT!!!!
Yup. That too...
Shamelessly stolen from the Republican Party Instagram page, but it's ok because it's election season lol
Of course it comes from there. We can do better than using an overused format like that.
God help you if you get the dreaded two-Biden cart. It's quite a forearm workout manhandling it around the store.
Those I abandon mid-aisle and walk back to the front of the store for a new one.
I got a three Biden once. Rolled it like a ghetto wheelbarrow.
We call those field plows.
Any tips for getting the Kamala hair out of the Bidens?
I hate them retarded carts for real
Lmao I fuckin love this
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One of the wheels on my shopping cart is a pedophile?
Someone needs to replace that wheel, it’s doa!
Ooof... god damn that's some good memeship.
If there was a "Biden Train" it would be 100% brakes.
These brakes have no train!
Nah, it would be constantly derailing itself and the wheels would fall off randomly.
Just when I thought our memes couldn't get better you had to go and do this to me.😆
😂 😂 !!!
C'mon man!
.... you gotta give a warning if you're letting fly with memes of this magnitude!
Kamala wheel bobbles up and down
He needs some of that w...w... w-d.. four... you know the thing.
just one ball bearing short of a set of nails down a chalkboard just to get some friggin milk... when you realize its you that is pissing every living mother effer off for a 3 aisle radius, you just want to become Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys and melt that fucker down for spare parts I tell you what!
I found the unicorn cart at my local grocery store just the other day. It didn't pull left or right. All the wheels worked, and the damn thing was quiet.
lol That one wheel keeps locking up on a cart you have to move around at work.... time to call maintenance and get a replacement.
Biden is the wheel you slam your big toe into while wearing flipflops.
As welcome as the 3:00 a.m. bathroom lego.
In that picture Biden really looks like a wax figurine of himself. Boy did they pump him full of chems. Surprised the lights in his basement hasn’t caused him to melt.
dank
It's like a Walmart shopping cart, the one wobbly wheel usually has part of a tumble-weave wrapped around it too LoL
The one wheel of all wheels that needs some grease..
Laughed too had on this :D
LOL, this meme got me chuckling
Kek
Pro Life Tip: Kick the wonky wheel. It will immediately behave itself. Seriously, try it!
What are the chances this can be made into a gif with biden wobbling side to side? Hahaha
I wonder if that would work with Joe. Maybe one of his handlers should kick him up the ass and see if that makes him work properly.
Ah the good Ol' 5" poly castor wheel
Yes! Classy meme. Well done.
DNCs solution to the wobbler https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kDqt_LjROcQ/maxresdefault.jpg
I always test drive the cart. I have no patience to suffer a gimp cart
Dammit.. it's always that one frikken wheel..
Damn that’s spicy!
Spicy enough to be the sauce on hot wings!
It only needs one bad wheel to make it pull left.
Hahahaha.
I applaud the way your mind works.
Thats good
wow.... i get this.
So G D tired of that one bidenwheel
fucking LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
Kek. I laughed out loud.
Imma steal too!
https://kekpe.pe/i/5f388c0a8ac86.jpg