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For your viewing pleasure, cops win. (twitter.com) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by Senaleb ago by Senaleb +2480 / -0
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Ralphusthegreatus 282 points ago +285 / -3

Mods we all need a morale boost. I think we need this stickied.

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Keeneix 193 points ago +195 / -2

This was a very enjoyable shit show from start to finish. Let me give yall my humorous commentary.

Rioter starts off strong and actually seems to be home free. But the dipshit had to turn around and taunt the Officers.

Not only that but he charged them with his shirt off. He gets the pepper spay and staggers off, only to say fuck that I can take them, turn around and get the pepper spray again!

So this idiot stumbles back and has his butt buddies support him while just fucking dripping from pepper spray. I mean it looked like he just got out of the shower here.

And get this he starts getting pounded in the ass with pepper balls. He is getting strait up butt fucked with this spicy meat balls!

And then the cavelry come charging in so his butt buddies ditch his ass. I mean the dude is dripping, his asshole is all red and swollen. The cops don't even try to tackle him, what's he going to do stumbling his dumb ass home? No way they grab his butt buddies first and while he falling over his prolapsed anus they grab him on the way back so he could join his butt buddies in a holding cell.

Ya just gotta ask yourself, what the hell are these dipshits thinking? Oh yeah I'm sure taking off your shirt and charging a hoard of Riot police is going to work out on your end, yeah that is the best idea.

I live in the best timeline!

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ScrewReddit 122 points ago +122 / -0

He's going to wake up tomorrow crying because he'd been farting tear gas all night.

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Keeneix 46 points ago +46 / -0

Haha you're great.

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boombaby 66 points ago +66 / -0

Side note: what is it with guys walking around in public with their shirt off? I'm a fan of a good-looking human form as much as the next girl, but c'mon. This isn't the movies, and men who do this are obviously juvenile.

It just looks like they cant afford a shirt, lol.

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Dialectic 92 points ago +92 / -0

When hillbilly culture meets thug culture. Guys out in the country go shirtless while working outside to cool down and get an easy tan. Guys in the ghetto go shirtless to remind everyone they are unemployed.

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Raindrops1984 44 points ago +44 / -0

They think they look like Vin Diesel in an action movie. They look like a twelve year old excited for his first flag football game.

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Peacebears 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I wanna go to do hoodrat shit wit my friends"

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IlxTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You tell em Riley!

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BlackJack1776 27 points ago +27 / -0

Shocked nobody understands this. Mainly because it means they don't know how to fight.

In an actual street brawl, wearing a shirt is easy leverage for your opponent to grab and shit whip you around with.

No shirt makes grappling way less effective. Unfortunately, thug culture uses this to virtue signal you mean business.

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Palmertabs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss Huey Lewis and the news

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 0 points ago +1 / -1

I really need to share this with you...

https://youtu.be/jWsx2iqO1ks

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GeorgeOhwell 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s a weird flex of lesser evolved primates. It warns it’s potential opponents that he just don’t give a fuck.

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mickusa1 20 points ago +20 / -0

This was awesome 👏 “spicey meatball”

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meals23 20 points ago +20 / -0

his prolapsed anus

ANTIFA refers to this as "Blossoming"

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why they always have the blossoming rose in their logos and avatars.

KEK!

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Bunkerbaby 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was so drenched in hot sauce the arresting officer didn’t even want to get a proper knee on his neck

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Trumpfan1 28 points ago +28 / -0

Consider my morale boosted! That cuck got WRECKED! Pepper SHOWERED then pepper balled TWICE!!!... in his ass AND little wee wee. He’ll be feeling it today! Too funny 😂 THANK YOU 🙏🏻 for sharing.

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MustBeTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Weird that i didn't notice this gave me the morale boost that I needed until you pointed it out.

STICKY

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catvideos3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do we need a morale boost?

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fasterth 4 points ago +4 / -0

we can always use one, it makes it easier to MAGA

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Terstermernt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because we see too many vidia's of these fuckwits getting away with their ridiculous bullshit.

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BilbroNaggins 117 points ago +117 / -0

MEEEEEDDDDIIIIIC!!!!!

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ScrewReddit 50 points ago +50 / -0

TIL about Pepe balls.

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Spez_Isacuck 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pepe ball proKEKtiles

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beta-detector 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK! :)))

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Bullet3250 52 points ago +52 / -0

ANTIFA trains for these attacks - and they have people acting as medics to assist when the pepper spay etc comes out.

They are organized/trained FOR - and "EXPECT" - violence and injury...

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BilbroNaggins 35 points ago +35 / -0

Pretty pathetic medics in my humble opinion, when I used to play team fortress and I as a heavy shout MEDDIIICCC!! immediately have by my side a crazy mofo with german accent healing me and ubering me into a MAGA/unstopable train state in which we kicked the asses of anyone and everyone in our way that also shoots syringes at our enemies at our backs... That is a real medic, this Pantifas are a bunch of posers.

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Bullet3250 23 points ago +23 / -0

They are trained and organized.

Worldwide Network

AND THE MEDIA IS PROTECTING THEM.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel pity for their handlers, betting their victory on these useful idiots.

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Trump2024 13 points ago +13 / -0

are organized/trained FOR - and "EXPECT" - violence and injury...

It would be a shame if the cops didn't give it to them

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Bullet3250 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberal Mayors have given the stand down order before. They need VIOLENCE or Trump might win.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

a shame indeed.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if they can catch a bullet?

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they carry around bottles of milk to flush eyes with spray in them?

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Bullet3250 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they do - they are part of the ANTIFA attack force... and it is pretty sophisticated - well organized - trained - practiced.

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

and it is pretty sophisticated - well organized - trained - practiced.

yep, someone pointed out their patterns on another post regarding the fires:

scouters on bicycles, scooters, or skateboards scout for vulnerable targets. Businesses or vehicles in low people traffic areas, with at least 2 entry/exit paths, easy escape routes, large glass windows. They radio back to the "breachers" for the locations and keep watch for police or others who would interfere.

breachers - carry longboards which are used to break windows of businesses or vehicles. The longboards are used because they are an unassuming weapon and plausible deniability means they cant be charged with using a weapon, and they dont look suspicious.

pyros or whatever they are called, who carry water bottles filled with an accelerant like gasoline, kerosene or other, move in and douse the target. While another moves behind them and ignites with a flare, or firework, molitov cocktail, or lighter.

 

There is the same phenomenon with engagement of people: line breakers, shield bearers, skirmishers, medics, etc.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people are ridiculous, useful idiots of the marxists. fuck them all

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

That quickly turned into:

MUUUUUH-DICK!

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

The tough guy needs a medic now. Way to go tough guy.

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Rustybutt 76 points ago +77 / -1

To be fair with the cops they get to pepper spray the shit out of people and because the DA isn't charging anyone the cops aren't arresting people which means no paperwork and they just get to spend their shifts beating up soy boys

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OhLollyLollyPop 36 points ago +36 / -0

It definitely seems like the cops have been having more fun the last week.

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LesboPregnancyScare 12 points ago +12 / -0

yep, may as well attempt to demoralize those Antifa scrubs before they are released bu the cucked DA and go right back to rioting the next day. The memories of getting drenched in spray and pepper balls hopefully makes them think twice before charging police again.

But maybe not because LARPing as a victim is too strong for these people.

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ReligionOfPoop 73 points ago +73 / -0

MEDIC!! MEDDICCCCC!!!

these fucking retards really think they're fighting a war, don't they?

This isn't Saving Private Ryan retard, go get a job.

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lovekeylime 25 points ago +26 / -1

You summed it up perfectly. He's now a P.O.W. for the cause. Lol

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creed 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not much a "medic" can do for you when your swimming in pepper spray 😂

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HumbleMemeFarmer 8 points ago +9 / -1

Imagine some VEGANtifa chick asking a “medic” if the milk is vegan before allowing it to be poured on her face.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fair trade QuickClot.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Capsaicin is fat soluble. Milk "binds" to the "hot stuff" and carries it away.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 5 points ago +6 / -1

“But I only drink nonfat!”

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can use his mom's shower squeegee.

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FlaviusOdo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ever watch SLC Punk? That's essentially the whole point of the movie. It follows Mathew Lillard as a pretty typical anti establishment punk. "Fuck the system" and all. Eventually he realizes that the way he's going about it is pointless and that the way to make the change he wants is to join the system and play it from the inside as a lawyer. No one takes the random goons seriously. A well educated and successful lawyer or businessman, on the other hand? They're in the exact correct spot to create change.

But, these "protestors" are too short minded to realize this.

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Terstermernt 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're not trying to "change" the system. They are outright trying to bring it down. Which is normally a completely pointless venture except these assclowns have a silent coup trying to overthrow the US cities they are operating in from the inside. If you look at the Mayors and their allegiances it's pretty easy to see what is going on. Seattle is an interesting case though. The CHAZ came down the moment the mayor of that shitty saw that her dog could bite her just as easily as it was biting everyone else making you wonder if the rest of these cucked liberal leaders can be scared off the path they're taking their shitties down so easily.

edit: I'm calling liberally destroyed cities shitties now. It more quickly and easily identifies what I'm talking about imo.

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SpezisaRetard 38 points ago +38 / -0

That one cop had some legs on him. Quick as lightning.

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armchairqb 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought the fun was over after the pepper spray bath, then officer usain bolt made it even better!

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IntrepidBurger 5 points ago +5 / -0

While in gear, wearing suboptimal shoes for sprinting.

Those guys are mad fit.

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Ralphusthegreatus 36 points ago +36 / -0

You made my day and it's only just starting. Thanks.

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Blazer 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hopefully he's handed over to the feds. God knows the Portland da won't do shit

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OhLollyLollyPop 33 points ago +33 / -0

I think the cops have decided that if the Antifa DA won't do his job, they will rough them up as much as legally allowable.

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brother_red 16 points ago +16 / -0

Rough them up and slash their tires!

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking van them, drive into the woods, and make them fucking disappear.

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GWNorthman 29 points ago +29 / -0

I love how the cop got that last shot in the white short guys ass on the 3rd shot. HAHAHAHA and then they charged.

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OhLollyLollyPop 10 points ago +10 / -0

I need to watch it again. I didn't notice that part...

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Dirkstruan313 26 points ago +26 / -0

So I'm seeing what appears to be a strategy here. Instigator pushing in and the cops not immediately pouncing on him. The instigator calls for a medic after getting his shit pushed in and the cops mark him with a green paint. When actual "medics" respond to the call the cops then mark them too. Once on the back foot, the cops push forward to arrest all three including the "medics" that dindonuffin. Just thinking out loud, but it just seems like there was more going on here.

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FlimFlam 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great point! Slashing tires to immobilize blm vehicles is also a strategic innovation we've seen recently.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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Cameron 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sound observation. Unfortunately there’s Soros funded DAs fucking everywhere and they’re going to drop all charges on these commies.

Need to arrest and hand these fuckers over to the FEDs.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 18 points ago +18 / -0

And the classic bouncing that precedes asocial violence.

He thought he’d spotted a vulnerable officer.

He thought wrong.

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rootGoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

He mistook restraint for weakness.

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ManfredH 24 points ago +25 / -1

The joyous sounds of commies getting their shit kicked in. What a great way to start the day!

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my favorite riot video by far. From cocky terrorist to squealing crying little bitch within a minute. Just wonderful. True justice.

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SpitAndGlory 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love how these retards are larping like this is an actual war, yelling "medic!" Over and over like they're bleeding out on the beaches of Normandy. Bunch of noodle armed pussy LARPers

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Equinoxcat14 16 points ago +16 / -0

Love it haha. I think he got pepperballed around the 55 second mark also, can see a little green puff of love come out of his ass.

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Elias 15 points ago +15 / -0

Moar, Im diamonds

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SAW2TH 14 points ago +14 / -0

Guy had to be on drugs to take that more than once.

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot if them are extremely hopped up after being there a few hours.

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armchairqb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anthony Ngo posts a lot of the ANTIFA mugshots and many of them look absolutely stoned as hell.

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dapopeovoz 11 points ago +11 / -0

I didn't think I'd see the day where someone was completely soaked with pepper spray but here we are, and it was glorious

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fumbl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is not in for a fun time, so good.

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the-new-style 10 points ago +11 / -1

1 Martyrdom Please

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CommunismIsForLosers 9 points ago +9 / -0

Brought to you by the men and women of law enforcement.

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Space_Force 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK <-- this one

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Hangemh1gh 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know what they say, chili today hot tamale!

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JustInTime2_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Idiots.

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

To think the show Cops, the longest running TV show in the US, was canceled because of Fentanyl Floyd protests.

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learntocode 7 points ago +7 / -0

this guy should be playing basketball at the park and talking shit to his friends. in 2020 the only sport allowed are antipolice riots. after the pepper spray and bruises heal, he is still just a white guy and nothing he has done has moved the needle on race nor won him any allies.

young men love becoming martyrs. sucks that they are lining up to fight for such a baloney cause, designed to fail.

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its beautiful with the Cops theme

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THELEADERSOFMEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how it really kicked in just as the guy with the guitar got hopping. KEK!

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Jimboslice73 7 points ago +7 / -0

WAS one of the best cop shoes ever; watched it for 32 years.

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha "Painful memes" indeed. Well named!

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dontCensorMeBro 7 points ago +7 / -0

those medic larpers always get me. In their minds they are storming Utah beach or something.

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bahaha. Antifa losers

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Bullet3250 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now if ONLY THE MEDIA WOULD SHOW THE "BAD GUYS" as actually . . . .

. . . . THE BAD GUYS!!!!

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of them do. There are conservative multicasters/livestreamers on YouTube and Twitch.

AustinZone

PT News Network

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PacificElectric 6 points ago +6 / -0

That guy didn’t get pepper sprayed he got pepper drenched.

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mickusa1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glorious!!! Magnificent! More more!!!!!

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DeplorableFarmboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just what I needed this morning. Thanks for the laugh!

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anon9-9-9 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have to give it to the commies, one way or another, they ultimately get what they deserve.

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LibertyisYuge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a highlight of how less than lethal may not always be effective. Guy didn’t stop until he was literally dripping with pepper spray and even then contemplating going back for more.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs Spicy flair.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use bullets next time

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LeftistsAreInsane 5 points ago +5 / -0

That idiot was swimming in pepper spray!

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone know why the guy repeatedly farts green smoke?

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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marking him for later identification.

Essentially a police paintball.

https://www.pepperball.com/products/marking/

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WopNine17plus1 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oww, my balls!"

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SuperBriz 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAAAAAADDDIIICCCC

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Les_Deplorables 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was even more enjoyable watching this the 2nd time after reading the comments on what to watch for. Fuck the Po Po... Medic!

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sm0kie420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did the other comunist bump into the pole?

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