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border_humper 32 points ago +32 / -0

You’d think intelligence assets would be more intelligent, but that’s not how it works.

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nothegreatrefuser 26 points ago +26 / -0

She's a news anchor because she wasn't intelligent enough to do actual intelligence/subversion.

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RandomUzer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her job is to look pretty reading the mad-libs news articles. Then show the proper outraged face when prompted to do so.

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Geezergal 10 points ago +10 / -0

They aren't paid to be intelligent..Just convincing.

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sunwolf87 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

Love that Geico ad 😂