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BASED LISTERINE! (files.catbox.moe) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
posted ago by johnsonjackson13323 ago by johnsonjackson13323 +1723 / -0
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Polygauge 17 points ago +18 / -1

"you gonna give people black teeth or imma take your teeth

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TheInky 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Now help me with this Damn Toothache!"

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Peashout 5 points ago +5 / -0

All Dentists Are Bastards.

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MustBeTrump 20 points ago +21 / -1

Yeah... this is gonna result in Listerine coming out against white teeth and how clean teeth promotes white supremacy and racism so they now add yellow colouring to their products to fight the system.

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nmipede 11 points ago +12 / -1
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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Ameronaut 13 points ago +13 / -0

Leansterine with real Sprite!

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MrSir 6 points ago +6 / -0

Getting crunk should not mean tooth decay!

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Polygauge 6 points ago +7 / -1

Please tell me that's a real thing because that would actually be fucking hilarious

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StabbingRobotRoberto 5 points ago +5 / -0

'Listerizzle'

It's only available in purple color, just like "Grape Drank"

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Spark-001 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can't boycott Listerine because they never buy it

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slaphappy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where's the sweating superhero with the two buttons ?

a) Show wokeness

b) Profit from whiteness

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Sabot_MBT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun fact: during the age of sail, ship's captains and officers who were highly authoritarian and likely to issue lashings for minor offenses were referred to as "Tartars".

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Juanye 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wanting white teeth is a social construct perpetuated by the patriarchal hegemony thrust upon us by a culture built on white supremacy and western colonial values. Good teeth are an element of “whiteness” that must be deconstructed by any means necessary!

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CyberSecGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we trick these morons into permanently dying their teeth black?

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splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think we can we convince liberals having teeth is racist? Think of the money to be made in woke dentures!

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MacTabbyLover 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahaha!

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frankenbox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Originally sold as floor cleaner. But now we import illegals to clean floors.

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anon31173 2 points ago +2 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeecist

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KColl123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listerine's market just skyrocketed.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fucking based !!!

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seaside_dreams 1 point ago +2 / -1

It also works as hand sanitizer.