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VoteCyborgTrump2040 30 points ago +30 / -0

I was like wtf... until I read the username.

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WhitePowerRanger 10 points ago +10 / -0

Go thru his post history for a laugh. Almost as good as the comment section for sugar free gummy bears on amazon

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Basically any sugar free candy is a laxative if you eat enough. It usually says it right on the packaging.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never heard that. Why? Is it because of the substitute for sugar or something?

I'm not a big gummy bear fan. And when I do eat candy it's the real thing not some cuck globalist Commie fake candy shit.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dude, I went down a rabbit hole with these things. I spent 6 months just mentioning them to people to see their reactions. You’d think shitting is such a common thing it wouldn’t be that interesting? Nope. Everyone has their own unique shit stories and I had a blast learning about them all.

Definitely buy some and let me know. If you really want to have some fun, offer them to people you don’t like, or even people you do like. Idc just tell me what happens 😂

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recently rediscovered that Pepto Bismol gives you the jet black poops.

And man, I started making this big ass vegetable stew about 3 or 4 months ago. Spinach, kale, cabbage, sweet potatoes, onions, garlic, Brussel sprouts. Just all my favorite vegetables and leafy greens. With some jalapeños and other peppers. The farts were death. I got some Bino and that reduced em. Started taking 3 Binos and that wiped em out. Tried 2 and it was about a quarter of the farts. It was kinda interesting how effective it was and measurable the effect was.

Also recently added a whole can of Chipotles into something and holy moly, never again.

Thought I'd share my recent poo stories since that uhh seems to be your thing.