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Sorry, but I ordered black coffee. (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by FreeChopperRides ago by FreeChopperRides +3313 / -0
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slaphappy2 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Look, we can substitute a Liz Warren for you after 11 AM - but she's not a real Indian either..."

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

1/4 Jamaican

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PeaceThroughStrength 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol not even.

Her paternal side seems to be made of Indian coolies and lower management imported to Jamaica during the old British Empire and took local afro-carribean women as wives if they couldn't mail-order Indian women.

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_Sully_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mostly half Indian and half Jamaican but it's got some Labrador in it.

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically isn't she 3/4 Indian, 1/4 Jamaican?

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Bramble 47 points ago +47 / -0

Why do they keep making her whiter? I swear she was much darker in the debates.

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Impressive-Length 29 points ago +29 / -0

IT WAS A DEBATE!!!! IT WAS A DEBATE!!!! IT!!!! WAS!!!!! A!!!! DEEEE!!!! BAAAAAAITTTTT!!!!!

You always make your skin tone darker in the primaries and lighter in the general election.

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Polterkitty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top kek

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ambient light makes a big difference.

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was tanning to darken her skin for PR. Asians HATE black skin and will do anything to mitigate it, including skin bleaching.

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Copenhagen23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its the same in westernized African and Caribbean cultures.In Nigeria and Jamaica for example, lighter skin is highly desirable. Skin lightening is very popular.

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preferredfault 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably wore darker makeup to look blacker. A white person with a super light tan is darker than Kamala.

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FlamingButBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's getting the Beyonce special. Either with photoshop or glutathione treatments.

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fuck__cnn 19 points ago +19 / -0

That coffee was only raised black.

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Mathelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Raised Qubec'er, God damn frenchies.

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FUDGEreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Received soiled chai instead.

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PeaceThroughStrength 7 points ago +8 / -1

Full Chai sprinkled with Jamaican cinnamon and a dollop of "cream"

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dumdumexpress 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ever had a dirty chai? Fucking chai with espresso in it? Fuck me Starbucks.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's whiter than Shaun King

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dumdumexpress 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's fucking light skinned for an Indian!

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seaside_dreams 1 point ago +2 / -1

I know!!!!

Good grief we have H1B visa people that need less SPF.

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Salacious_B_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't Yemeni! It's Sulawesi! And the cup's shaking! I don't want my coffee shaking!

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Look for fluctuating skin tones on the campaign trail. The whiter the audience, the whiter she'll be. The blacker the audience, the blacker she'll be. The media will generally portray her like the photo above, which is several shades whiter than most white people.

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PodunkTexas 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need a DNA test to 'Fact Check' her claim of being black. I am not buying it.

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EndOfTyranny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent point. If they want to keep on about race, let's demand they prove who is black and who is white. They will quickly lose support if they go around giving racial purity tests.

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HazelHen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shuan King in a wig?

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FlamingButBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

And WHAT is with those stupid grey pearls she always wwars?!

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QuentinQuarantino 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made from Willie Brown’s dried semen, true story.

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Grimaldus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala Harris is less black than the half-white Barack Obama.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe decides who is black and female bigot.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha...the fine print says "Indian-American is the new Black"

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DutchCon 1 point ago +1 / -0

ItS NoT Up TO YoU To DeCiDE!!!REEEE

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Fozra_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

How to bamboozle race-obsessed retards with one simple question: at what genetic % does someone have to stop claiming that they’re black?

It’s a seriously weird thing, when you think about it. Dad’s white, mom’s black? You’re black. Dad’s half black, mom’s white? Still black. Like, what’s the number? If you can be 75% white and still be ‘black’, how white do you have to be before you’re ‘white’?

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asiatrails 1 point ago +1 / -0

Australian type called a Flat White

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Smagyarown 1 point ago +1 / -0

That coffee is quite bitter.

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BlackFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you order coffee and they give you chai.

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Toetag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey now, she is black. It's the buildup of sperm in her system that turned her white.

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden / Dolezal 2020

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamallah is only slightly darker than Ted Kennedy's ass after a long day of sitting on a beach without sunscreen, ogling women, and chugging Mai Tai's.

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RK_TX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Madras coffee actually is that color!

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Cuckertarlson69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only drink covfefe

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

No sugar, no cream

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps they ordered Indian coffee... hmmmm?

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OutcastSeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

SPICY

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD 🤣

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

light city roast at best

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

... coffee COVFEFE ...

FTFY

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GlockGoldman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m bald and my hair is still darker than her.

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NotoriousCrux 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not black but it's more bitter

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

high red roast

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Grunge 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first "black" president was half white, raised by white people. He was also one of the worst presidents in history.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

what were those things you killed in doom with the chainsaw

pinkie demons?

pinkie demon roast

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Throwawaycuzmeh 0 points ago +1 / -1

She's a non-african, a corrupt cop, and her family owned slaves.

It's almost like everything leftists claim to believe is just bullshit cover for communism.

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Big_Don_45_2020 -2 points ago +8 / -10

OMG, a Holocaust denier and Jew hater uses a Seinfeld clip to prove a point.

Nothing like shooting yourself in the foot!

Try again LOSER!

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sagebrushfire -1 points ago +2 / -3

His Stormfront friends rained the downvotes on you.

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Big_Don_45_2020 0 points ago +4 / -4

Says the person who believes in fake internet points. SAD!