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Joe Biden's biggest fear... (files.catbox.moe) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by johnsonjackson13323 +4756 / -0
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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 63 points ago +63 / -0

Biden's sense of smell is so good that he can detect the china virus from 50 feet away!

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dsred259 48 points ago +48 / -0

*Can detect young Chinese girls from 50 ft away

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 17 points ago +17 / -0

He can snort raw bat soup through a swizzle stick

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LacyLiberty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, so THAT'S what he and Kamala have in common.

Only with her it's something something a golf ball through a garden hose.

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Barack-Obama 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have thousands of pictures of dicks on my private server. My main fear is losing them.

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Ameronaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who needs pictures when Big Mike can show you the real thing whether you want it or not?

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techied 2 points ago +2 / -0

TOP KEK! u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK!

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WallBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

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RobertMorris 30 points ago +30 / -0

Joe Biden doesn't sniff black kids.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 20 points ago +20 / -0

Because they smell like roaches

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EthanSteel 5 points ago +7 / -2

How would you know?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because I used to be a lifeguard, obviously

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TonsOfSalt 17 points ago +17 / -0

:leg hair rubbing intensifies:

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Sodium_miner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Im guessing you had some run ins with a bad dude. Frosted mini wheats? Foot loops? Wait corn pop, that’s his name.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sugar smacks was a heroin dealer from east LA. He carried a rusty ice pick. Xir was a bad xir , and ran a crew of bad xirz. Instead of a rain barrel they kept their ice picks in their butts to get them rusty.

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

The more you know. I love learning.

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black people don’t swim tho

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why they sit on the steps and stroke Joe bidens leg hair.

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BigMikesDick 3 points ago +3 / -0

*"junkies"

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dumdumexpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe knows it's schwagg.

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OGpsywar 9 points ago +9 / -0

'If Joe Will Sniff You, Then You Aint Black'

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

A black kid would pop him.

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PosterIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know. I wish I had something witty to say while I sit here laughing my head off.

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South_Florida_Guy 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's why he picked Kamala, even with social distancing, he can still smell her crotch.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Her crotch is so pungent, the people at home can smell it through the TV screen.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smell-O-Vision 2020, Biden's dream come true

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smells like Willie brown’s crusty old dick.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

And catfish stink bait

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤡🌎🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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MegaMagaManX 12 points ago +12 / -0

My sides! Holy hell, I love this place!

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Brucesky420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best website on the internet and not even snopes can come up with a way to prove that wrong

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Polterkitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact check: the Donald is delisted from Google searches so it is not on the internet. FALSE

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MelaniaOverMichael 7 points ago +8 / -1

JOE BIDEN IS A PEDOPHILE

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ComeysPrisonWallet 5 points ago +6 / -1

Biden draws comfort from knowing that he can still violently finger-rape women.

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tyui 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's actually not smelling the kids, he's siphoning off their life force.

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? - Joe

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TrumpysaurusRex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cue Joe sniffing hydroxychloroquine in the basement.

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fluffykitten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took me a second, but LOL

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jokementum 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think it's about the smell. It's about the perceived intimacy for a man who has been ridiculed by those closest to him for decades

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bastosmichael 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not worth living if Joe ain't sniffing

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

How else can he test if someone is black or not?

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Joe can't smell your crack you ain't black. Kamala has just been declared authentically black!

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2020magavision 1 point ago +1 / -0

Platinum level meme quality! Literally precious metals. Mine this for all it's worth.

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MacTabbyLover 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I would think that he would also fear losing his sense of TOUCH! Smelling all those kids and not being able to feel all those particular body parts would be a real let down....oops wrong choice of words! It would be a real disappointment to Creepy Joe, don't you think?

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Lioncat331 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder he’s hidin’ out! 😂

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually got a laugh out of me!

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleepy Joe has sniffphilis.

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TheHonestLion 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing we-uh-have to... to um fear... is uh... you... you know the thing...

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ded. Top kek.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

snifff snifff ---that would be a shame !!!

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Scotty1954 1 point ago +1 / -0

His worse fears are patriots.

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everylastjuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just when you think the meme cow has been milked dry...

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PhillyNekim 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that with his retarded pauses

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wiredchris 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually can't tell if this is a made up quote.

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DittoHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he would actually say this if asked. I thought for a second he did.

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tenebrose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Massive spice

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PacificElectric 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that’s a spicy meatball

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VickiKAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe the sniffer!

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beacray 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS .... LMAO

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Whoistruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super spicey!

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dewy Cox had this problem. Good news for Biden, spoiler alert at the end he is able to smell dog shit.

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Anyslogan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That made me lol.

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Redditiscucked2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat, take my upvote

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Hangemh1gh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just logged in here about 5 minutes ago and have been laughing ever since! Thanks pedes! MAGA 2020🇺🇸KAG 2020🇺🇸

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BeOne420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait but can’t the nurses just breathe in to his nose to make his limbs move

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sniffing kids kills brain cells.

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greatgonzochops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought that said Costco at first

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ModsBanPaleos -2 points ago +1 / -3

I know about roaches and how they smell