4059
Comments (172)
sorted by:
283
Barack-Obama 283 points ago +288 / -5

Lol. I bet you have a great cock

86
grenades_and_ham 86 points ago +87 / -1

Oh Lawdy!

47
slaphappy2 47 points ago +47 / -0

Is that you, Jim Comey ?

24
deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
15
TuckerCarlsonsTie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kamala’s not far behind.

21
RabidZoo 21 points ago +21 / -0

As a matter of fact...she's in front.

9
TuckerCarlsonsTie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just ask Slick Willie Brown.

9
RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

When his toes curl he's done. When that wenches toes curl a house fell on her.

6
bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon man!

44
MAGA_mantis 44 points ago +48 / -4

Not really npc's destroy there own cocks from years of mastubating on internet porn.

38
Barack-Obama 38 points ago +39 / -1

Damn thats a letdown. Big Mike is packin'.

7
MikeObamasVeineyCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know it

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
15
Vonsey 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not sure only NPCs do that...

4
MAGA_mantis 4 points ago +6 / -2

Is that what I said?

10
jc99ta 10 points ago +11 / -1

That's why cuckold porn is #1 in California

2
Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coooooooooommmmm

1
Smubbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

their :)

20
BigMikesBlackCock 20 points ago +21 / -1

Bitch , I'm the only cock you need

17
Barack-Obama 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can’t I enjoy some strange every ONCE in awhile? You never let me be the giver!!

11
BigMikesBlackCock 11 points ago +12 / -1

You know I only top . Now shut your bj hole and make me a sandwich !

15
Barack-Obama 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes, master.

spreads cheeks

11
BigMikesBlackCock 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bitch I said make me a sandwich , not spread your cheeks. Now go get my black ass a sandwich

4
Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys, not in front of Nesbitt’s kids!

12
BidensBrainWorm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sound like Barack tryin’ to 💵 order hotdogs again.

10
DeportAntifa 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hahahaha god damn it this site is the best

99
Ou812ou812 99 points ago +99 / -0

Need to make the angry eyebrows

88
elitist_j3rk [S] 88 points ago +88 / -0

I'm making a pull down flap for the angry eyebrows. With enough interest I might consider making these available to order.

41
deleted 41 points ago +41 / -0
11
negiasu 11 points ago +12 / -1

It needs to somehow show the crying behind the mask

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
15
Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd buy one, only with the pull down brows though!

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
5
KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd buy one. There's high triggering potential in Austin; it's so far to the left that geologists are reporting the whole State of Texas is shifting westward by up to one inch per day.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
16
Vonsey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe add a blue hair wig too

24
hotdogsforsale 24 points ago +24 / -0

Like these guys?

https://youtu.be/ONfvD8hbofo

12
Nicole333 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was great 😂

5
unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

They aren't social distanciiiiiiing!

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
58
deleted 58 points ago +62 / -4
21
LessSwampMoreMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

The left loves flash mobs. How about no mask flash mobs?

12
deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
3
glasses2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

meh, I'll let business owners make their own rules.

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
36
AppalachianTactical 36 points ago +36 / -0

Thats brilliant. Make them and sell them. Like screen print or have a company do legit ones and Ill buy.

6
DeportAntifa 6 points ago +6 / -0

And do it fast because the cat is out of the bag

3
pelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would actually be one I would purchase.

36
CorrectTheReeeecord 36 points ago +36 / -0

This meme got the most and fastest push back from all the internet. It short-circuited all the bots and NPC's and the real people couldn't tell a difference. We need to make it return

34
PropagandaWizard1984 34 points ago +35 / -1

You can see through it.....but the virus can't get through it......see how effective masks are folks????

20
Space_Force 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's why pantyhose on your head is a great idea; keeps the virus out of your mouth, nose, ears and eyes! Stay safe while you knock off the corner store!

2
PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Used pantyhose right?

2
Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or crawl into a sleeping woman's window.

7
Tardigrade 7 points ago +8 / -1

Viruses are bigger than photons, makes sense to me.

1
PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +3 / -2

HAAHAHAhahahaha you have a brain or no?

Photons do not equal good sight. photons can pass through a sheet of printer paper but can you see through a sheet of printer paper? Your eye needs a big enough opening to focus and take in LARGE amounts of photons. Unless you are an eagle+human hybrid.

The HUGE openings required to see through are much larger than a virus!! You can't see through a doubled up bandanna, it's how people are blindfolded. This folded bandanna is also INEFFECTIVE at filtering viruses.

I have the exact same type of "masks" AKA neck gaiters. They don't filter shit, they are worthless for stopping anything really. I just use them so some Karen doesn't beat me in the store. Then I laugh all the way home knowing it means nothing.

4
Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didnt think an /s was needed here to point out the illogic behind masks...

2
PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok belay my last than pede. Your mention of the physics of light triggered my autist tendencies. My bad. Carry on!!

24
Side_of_beef_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

I was thinking about making one of these and holding up a sign that says “Orange Man Bad” our side of my local democrat headquarters

2
Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get photos!

20
ripturntle 20 points ago +23 / -3

Looks like compliance to me.

16
elitist_j3rk [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you want to make your own, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BNGZU7S

Have somone stencil the face with a pencil while you are wearing the mask to get proper alignment, then make it permanent with a sharpie

2
KeKHaM6_9 2 points ago +2 / -0

cool thanks haha you could probably do pepe with the green one

2
BitcoinTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK YA. Thank you, I've been wanting something like this. The freaky ass clown is good too.

16
deleted 16 points ago +17 / -1
15
slaphappy2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Orange Man Bad. Black Lives Matter. Believe All Women Except Tara Reade.

3
OnlyAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also Muslim is right about women.

12
Cosmo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Any comments in public yet?

53
elitist_j3rk [S] 53 points ago +53 / -0

None. Mask wearers are generally compliant, and nonconfrontational to other mask wearers. They don't understand that I'm making fun of them. Their NPC programming is only triggered when encountering a non-compliant person

22
chynaisbuttscythe 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is an accurate assessment.

6
MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

And their response (or non-response) is very NPC.

5
pelt 5 points ago +5 / -0

You just can't make this type of shit up.

Memes turning into reality.

-5
BigMikesBlackCock -5 points ago +7 / -12

But you're wearing a mask so that also makes you a bitch

3
elitist_j3rk [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have an election to win. Pride is the last thing on my mind

-3
BigMikesBlackCock -3 points ago +2 / -5

You don't win elections by bending the knee like a little bitch and wearing the cuck mask

9
The_RedWolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m in Texas that mask gives me a heat stroke just looking at it

8
LadyGunslinger68 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmfao I want one!

7
CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would have put the angry frowning eyebrows but in todays world it would probably cause too much REEEEE and someone would claim it was an attack on them personally in some way.

5
MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is though

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
6
Chick-fill-eh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where do I buy one of these head sock things?

1
Sixty2ndAssassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Headsock.com

1
Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its .net now actually.

5
GraboidBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Need.

5
Headline_Correction 5 points ago +5 / -0

I NEED THAT SHIT - NEED

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
bigmikespen15 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs some Velcro eyebrows!

1
jackdaniels 1 point ago +1 / -0

Justin? is that you?

4
SF_3P0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit, thats fucking great.

3
Kev_dubya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden voter disguise. Very clever.

3
Quesadilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're a walking meme?

3
Lovesassycoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha matches my Halloween costume from last year! Love it

3
Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao! This made me spit out my drink!

3
chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winner!

3
BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Folks probably don’t mess with you, since you’re obviously a democrat, look just like one

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
kapt_krunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should make an angry face inside and when someone has something to say, turn around and flip the mask over 😂

3
MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now you can wander in the middle of an Antfa warzone unscathed.

3
Oleglory 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fantastic

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
4
Smubbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

morphsuit type stuff

2
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
3
TheUnsuicidables 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you tried walking into a bank with it yet?

2
MajJamesMcFarlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd get one if I was enough of a pussy to wear a mask anywhere

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
XZLR8N 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOINK...Just ordered a 6 pack of gray gaiters for the whole family...thanks for the inspiration

2
Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was wearing one of these without the face, and was getting shit from stores about it. I'm ground zero Los Angeles though.

1
Bequeathed_Nugs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lul

1
maga_jon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I get one!!

1
DeportAntifa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha

1
CanadiAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking hero

1
Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

1
killerbeblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆

1
HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's smiling too much. 😉

1
BurgerChef90 1 point ago +1 / -0

NPC or Biden?

Seriously, it kind of looks like Biden if you look careful enough.

1
D3vst8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need a pack of those stat!!!

1
Wharf_Rat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmao what did u use

1
Vstablegenius45 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha, that has made my day.

1
AmericanGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have worn that embarrassing t-shirt that says "Science is not a liberal conspiracy." Literally no one argues that it is.