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JBlaze056 20 points ago +23 / -3

Hopefully Israel will start reciprocating all of the beneficial things Americans do on their behalf.

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BigAmericanParty 17 points ago +20 / -3

They're holding the line of democracy while the wolves of Islam are at the gate. To me, that'll do for now.

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BigAmericanParty 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure there's a connection to be made between Israel and dating advice from a YouTube clip.

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4Liberty -1 points ago +1 / -2

Well they haven’t sunk any of our military ships or celebrated after any of our buildings were destroyed in terrorist attacks in quite a while. I’m hopeful Trump will end the long era of us being their bitch.

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CrookedRecords 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this. Haha imagining a Jewish and Arab jerky boys marathon haha. Hello, yes this is Saul Rosenburg...

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now they can simply swear at each other on the phone.

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RIPIsaacKappy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Is this Israel?"

"Yes, whodis?"

"This UAE. Fuck you Israel!"

"No, fuck you UAE!"

click

Seriously though, greatest peace deal in recent years. And Democrats are busy talking about the USPS because Trump is making moves to prevent them from stealing the election.

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nickybops 3 points ago +5 / -2

Frens in those countries can enjoy talking to each other about how glorious of a leader God Emperor of THE United States Donald J. Trump is on the phone now!

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SpaceForceMilitia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mozzeltoff!

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Dumdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are they going to make "the sound" together?

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Lonnyzone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello? Is Abdul there?

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sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0