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TheStoneOfSisyphus 134 points ago +146 / -12

You know who started Pollack jokes ? Hitler. He did it to dehumanize the Polish people. That is why I have always respected them as people. If Hitler hated your country then you were probably doing something right.

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ChadRight92 116 points ago +117 / -1

I watched a Hitler/WW2 documentary last week on the History channel and the very last line of the film was:
"Modern day germany, a very diverse and multicultural place.... The exact opposite of what Hitler wanted!"

So the media now is trying to say you're Hitler if you don't want muslims flooding your country to such extreme numbers that they become the majority.....

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GopnikGod 61 points ago +63 / -2

Yep. Sargon outlined a video no more than a few days ago that was just pure propaganda. It tries outright asserting that if you are at all concerned about your or your loved one's safety from these migrants, then you are 100% a huWhItE sUpReMe. It's core idea is, basically, the tired old 'pipeline to the alt-right' shit that was floating around years ago to try and deplatform people. "OH, but they're a part of the pipeline to the alt-right! We HAVE to ban them!" Uh huh, I wonder whatever this could mean policy wise for the EU..

EU Propaganda in Question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2mqlkhi9-Y

Hanna is not a huWhItE sUpReMe. Hanna is based and correct.

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MustafaJones 34 points ago +35 / -1

At some point all that propaganda is going to seriously backfire. You can only hide peoples fears by shaming them for so long. One day people are just going to say, “fuck it, my family’s safety is paramount. If that makes a racist, so be it.”

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Crisatunity_knocks 22 points ago +23 / -1

And suddenly, for no reason at all.

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Itateeverybody 19 points ago +19 / -0

His name was Cannon Hinnant...and he was my last fucking straw.

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the problem is that it's other people who screw with you.

Just today - try walking around without masks in a mall where 100% of people wear them. You will be considered a blasphemer essentially. It is hard, and you have to stand up for it, and know that you have Damocles sword above you at all times.

You'll notice the problem is not just you and your beliefs - it's others as well.

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Eu-is-socialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I watched a bit ... and the conclusion is that HANA has a retarded mom that called the fucking POLICE on her daughter ... FOR LITERALLY NOTHING.

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CoyoteTan 9 points ago +10 / -1

Those Muslims are round two. They’re the replacement for that Austrian guy whispering anti Semitic Shit in German ears.

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shadypollster 7 points ago +8 / -1

Warrior religion iirc is why he liked the Muslims. Oh and their jew hatred.

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shadypollster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jealousy of their unity?

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Funtimesahead 3 points ago +3 / -0

its extra BS because Hitler and Mussolini worked heavily with Fundamentalist muslims.

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nautilus 26 points ago +26 / -0

Speaking of that - when I was a kid people still made Polish jokes in school. My family's bookshelf had tons of Polish joke books. We didn't take any of that stuff seriously, it was like "Oh! A polish joke book! I'm polish! Cool." And now today - can you image a black family having a black joke book? Do they even make such a thing? Can you image the [fake] outrage over such a thing?

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Not_your_King 52 points ago +52 / -0

What’s the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Wait that wasn’t an invitation for black jokes?

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CROMAGA 30 points ago +31 / -1

How come you never see black people on cruise ships?...they ain’t fallin’ for that one again.

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RexCollumSilvarum 9 points ago +9 / -0

How come you never see black people at Ed Buck's house?

Well, you see them come in, you just don't see them come out.

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BigMikesBlackCock 17 points ago +22 / -5

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike!

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's the definition of confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis

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Lord_Nekro 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's something positive about the black community?

HIV

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doodaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

"That's na'cho cheese!"

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Pickles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha! That was my go to joke from 3rd grade through 8th grade!

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Pickles 7 points ago +7 / -0

We also told Bohemian and Pollack jokes. Nobody cared. Racism was dead back in the 80s and 90s.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +13 / -8

When I was in the first grade (1982) we had a "joke day" during show and tell and I got up and told a racist black joke:

"Why are there no black ballet dancers ? Because they all stick to the floor."

The gym class P.E. teacher was subbing that day and buried his face in his hands and laughed his ass off. The rest of the class was like, "What ?" (They didn't get the joke and everyone made fun of me for telling a stupid un-funny joke that they didn't get.

Can you imagine that happening today ?

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Siteless_Vagrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

I thought the joke was supposed to be "how do you get black kids from jumping on the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling. "

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ProfessorRomendev 14 points ago +15 / -1

I didnt get the joke so I typed in ‘why are there no black ballet dancers’, hoping it would link me to a joke site... but then I was bombarded by people complaining about how ballet doesn’t change to accommodate black people...

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 15 points ago +17 / -2

Blacks used to be referred to as "tar babies". Get it ? They melt like tar and stick to the floor. It is a stupid joke and I only recited it because I was goaded to do so by my uncle, who thought it was funny that a 6 year old was telling racist jokes.

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JimDandy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta Snope you on this one. A tar baby is a sticky situation that gets worse the more you mess with it. Examples: The VietNam war turned into a tar baby for LBJ.

Having said that, do not make the mistake I made and actually use the phrase to describe such a situation. You will get hounded.

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LLchurch 3 points ago +3 / -0

No it 100% is a racist term for black people. It is a much less used one like spook spade swoogie deuce moon cricket jungle bunny spear chucker etc. There are a lot for every race except white people we got like 3 unless you include the once for individual ethic groups like mick paddy donkey polock and so on and so on.

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Boudicca2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, because OF COURSE that very old traditional European dance form should just throw out all its rules, everything that made it BALLET in the first place cuz some non-whites can't do it well. Imagine if white people went around stomping our feet and demanding people in Africa and Asia change anything they came up and have been doing a certain way since thousands of years because we couldn't do it well ...

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LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +6 / -1

.....I don't get it

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because the hair will stick to the velcro

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EvanGRogers 6 points ago +6 / -0

... is there velcro on the floor in ballet?

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

No that’s for jumping on the bed, the other one was a tar baby reference... sorry, trying to keep the tasteless jokes straight...

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LoneStarDangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

......I still don't get it but now I'll stop asking.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the 80’s my friend had Truly Tasteless Jokes that made fun of everyone. They were hilarious.

Spec: wow, surprisingly these aren’t banned. https://www.amazon.com/Truly-Tasteless-Jokes/dp/B001PBKDEG/ref=nodl_

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JimDandy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pollack jokes in America started well before Hitler. The educated Poles were hijacked to Russia after the Partition of Poland in the 18th century. There were no Pollack jokes in Russia as the Poles were considered highly cultured. The Poles that came to America were hard working children of the earth. Everyone who comes to America gets needled for being different. But the Poles in the USA turned out to be a huge plus for the country. Smart, industrious, hardworking, family orientated.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the Poles in the USA turned out to be a huge plus for the country. Smart, industrious, hardworking, family orientated.

You just described what happens when people legally immigrate and assimilate into the United State of America.

The hell is your problem buddy? You -ism/ist or something?

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a pretty normal stereotype in my Grandpa's time that Poles were considered stupid drunks. It was a point of contention when my mother married a Pollack. My dad was never a drunk but he was certainly a handsome ditz. I think I lucked out. I got the blonde hair and blue eyes but my mother's brains. My friends have also called me Hitler's wet dream which is a bit confusing as he wasn't fond of Poles.

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Wankerton 1 point ago +1 / -0

What could be more evil than hitler? 11 million

Or

110 million

Hrmmm

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DrMoustachio 46 points ago +46 / -0

Relationship with Germany ended

Poland is our BFF now

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Screaminghellspawn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Polish noble Casimir Pulaski is one of the two founding fathers of the American Cavalry, the other founder was a Hungarian noble named Michael Kovats. They both bled and lost their lives helping America fight for its freedom and independence, Poland is definitely one of the most acceptable countries America can call a friend and ally.

Pulaski was also given honorary American citizenship under Obama's administration which makes him only the 8th foreigner to ever be given the honor, he shares it with men like Winston Churchill and General Lafayette.

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OutcastSeal 40 points ago +40 / -0

I was just ridiculed on Facebook by a fuckin German. Oh well, I guess German-American relations are in the shitter, but who cares. Look at the migrants absolutely taking over what were once beautiful German cities.

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nautilus 32 points ago +32 / -0

Germans are a joke, then and now. They really don't have a grasp on how to manage their part of the world.

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GerPlasma 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are, I am living in Germany and you are absolutely correct. Problem is, with basically every right stripped away, it requires many people to even bring any kind of message to the table.

Having 100% leftist dominated news doesn't help this either, but I've seen a few online that are waking up.

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Greengumby2 7 points ago +9 / -2

Germany will possibly always rub elbows with satan and go against rational logic.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

ridiculed on Facebook by a fuckin German

Lol Sprockets.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

You grow tiresome. Would you like to touch my monkey?

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Harcerz 2 points ago +2 / -0

15 years ago when immigration was much less of an issue than it is today, my German uncle has told me this joke:

A man in a car is stopped by the police patrol.

Documents, please! He gives his documents to the officer. Officer looks at them and laughs.

-Abdul, come quick, you gotta see this! He yells to the other officer.

-What is it, Muhammad?

-Look at the last name of this driver! Have you ever seen such a weird name? Schmidt!

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CrackerSmurf2 27 points ago +27 / -0

How could you be in Germany with that right next door?

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NvJohansson 18 points ago +18 / -0

The president of Croatia is also based

https://i.maga.host/VcHsLOL.png

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CrackerSmurf2 13 points ago +13 / -0

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyum.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's sure looking at him.

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately that bikini pic isn’t her, it’s supposed to be Ice-T’s (he’s a rapper) wife. However pics of the president in somewhat tight shirts suggests she is similarly built so...

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh, l got punked... damned. I saw her during the world cup, she still looked nice and curvy. Better than any of or dems anyways.

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Crisatunity_knocks 22 points ago +22 / -0

Poland is just happy to be full of Polish people doing Polish things within Polish borders. They have no issue with Italian people doing Italian stuff in Italy, or Cambodian people doing Cambodian stuff in Cambodia. They embrace Christianity and take no issue with the practice of traditional Folk religion within Vietnam, which is not Poland.

They are a model sovereign nation.

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Brownwaterboys 20 points ago +20 / -0

Plus the PM isnt hitler's daughter...

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GameBred 10 points ago +10 / -0

She also isn't a cannibal!!!

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anon572759 6 points ago +6 / -0

Knock knock.

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Dr__Kekyl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who's there?

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

A cannibal.

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tallon 9 points ago +9 / -0

🇵🇱

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Thenorthelevator 1 point ago +1 / -0

🇵🇱

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

One's a cutie and normal.

One's an unfuckable lardass.

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MustafaJones 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based Polish cutie vs German Hillary. The choice was obvious I’d say.

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gillonba 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's "lardarse" if I remember correctly

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

I translated it into American.

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cbonez416 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shes cute

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Built good

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JustTheNews 10 points ago +11 / -1

Niech zyje Polska!

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Phillysmackdown 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was in Poland in 1996 and most of the ladies were that hot

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GerPlasma 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was in Poland a few years ago, in comparison to germany, it's a night and day difference.

Haven't seen a single muslim, also yes, the women are stunning.

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Kekinit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Central Connecticut has a lot of Pollacks and Eastern Euro transplants, can confirm they are hot.

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GerPlasma 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a german, I approve of this

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Major upgrade

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ToTheRescues 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poland is Based.

Germany has a love affair with institutional collectivism.

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rubberkidney 4 points ago +4 / -0

hot polish chicks def have a very specific look.

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

based poland

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well actually you forgot Poland" George W. Bush

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jps135 4 points ago +4 / -0

pow!, I'd like to kiss her face....who is she?

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alpha_omega 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's Kinga Duda, the Polish first daughter.

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gillonba 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wow, even better looking than ours

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jps135 3 points ago +3 / -0

nice

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Flptplt 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about we dump Europe for America?

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohhhh I see what GEOTUS did there, well played Mr. President!

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

Out of curiosity, who is the beautiful chick on the right? Poland is headed by Duda, who is this chick?

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinga Duda, poland's Ivanka

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JetJocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a big deal putting troops in Poland. Russia doesn't like that, AT ALL. So much for the Trump is a Putin puppet narrative, again.

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have reached the conclusion that Europe can only have a bright time / era, when Polskis are doing good. If Europe is led by Germany or by Russia or even by France, Europe starts to eat shit. it is only when Europe has a strong Poland, that Europe does well.

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grizzlyyy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never trust anyone who steeple's their hands like that.

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TrumpenatorSupreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hwlllllllooooooo Poland!

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice pull, Mr. President.

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deadmoroz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Polish cows are better looking than German women!

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Ilikefries 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least the germans can rest at night knowing the old liberal lady will be there if war breaks out lol.

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SteamyRayVaughn7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good move! Went on a Eurotrip back in 2017. I got mugged in Germany while I was there for Oktoberfest (by Muslims). Went to Poland...my favorite country out of all of them! Totally clean, safe, affordable, and I was out every night until sunrise. Bonus if you're into rock/metal...heard it just about everywhere I went. P.S. I can confirm VERY hot women there for sure 👍

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trumpmixtape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is she?

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinga Duda, poland's Ivanka

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trading up.

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frombeyondthegates 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like choosing an elf over an orc.

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Nainya 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joke's on us I guess....

For decades upon decades the german left has demanded US troops leave Germany.

It's kinda funny how Trump is literally doing everything the left demanded from the US for years, and they still hate him for it.

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yzzp 2 points ago +2 / -0

ive had only good experiences with polish people ze Germans on the other hand.. yikes

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mayjunejuly 1 point ago +1 / -0

who is she?

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinga Duda, poland's Ivanka

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TorchesPitchforks [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kinga Duda, daughter of the Polish President.

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chipitin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funniest thing of the whole situation is that the left is saying this helps Russia ... yes Russia is happy we are moving thousands of troops hundreds of millions closer to their border in a country they previously had proxy control over.

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TrampDamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did I do?

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

She puts the pole in poland

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Polygauge 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is why we need more Thoughty2's. Some of the Brits I'm 1000% certain fucking hates this commie shit