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nautilus 26 points ago +26 / -0

Speaking of that - when I was a kid people still made Polish jokes in school. My family's bookshelf had tons of Polish joke books. We didn't take any of that stuff seriously, it was like "Oh! A polish joke book! I'm polish! Cool." And now today - can you image a black family having a black joke book? Do they even make such a thing? Can you image the [fake] outrage over such a thing?

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Not_your_King 52 points ago +52 / -0

What’s the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Wait that wasn’t an invitation for black jokes?

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CROMAGA 30 points ago +31 / -1

How come you never see black people on cruise ships?...they ain’t fallin’ for that one again.

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RexCollumSilvarum 9 points ago +9 / -0

How come you never see black people at Ed Buck's house?

Well, you see them come in, you just don't see them come out.

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BigMikesBlackCock 17 points ago +22 / -5

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike!

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's the definition of confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis

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deleted 14 points ago +19 / -5
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Lord_Nekro 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's something positive about the black community?

HIV

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doodaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

"That's na'cho cheese!"

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Pickles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha! That was my go to joke from 3rd grade through 8th grade!

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Pickles 7 points ago +7 / -0

We also told Bohemian and Pollack jokes. Nobody cared. Racism was dead back in the 80s and 90s.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +13 / -8

When I was in the first grade (1982) we had a "joke day" during show and tell and I got up and told a racist black joke:

"Why are there no black ballet dancers ? Because they all stick to the floor."

The gym class P.E. teacher was subbing that day and buried his face in his hands and laughed his ass off. The rest of the class was like, "What ?" (They didn't get the joke and everyone made fun of me for telling a stupid un-funny joke that they didn't get.

Can you imagine that happening today ?

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Siteless_Vagrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

I thought the joke was supposed to be "how do you get black kids from jumping on the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling. "

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ProfessorRomendev 14 points ago +15 / -1

I didnt get the joke so I typed in ‘why are there no black ballet dancers’, hoping it would link me to a joke site... but then I was bombarded by people complaining about how ballet doesn’t change to accommodate black people...

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 15 points ago +17 / -2

Blacks used to be referred to as "tar babies". Get it ? They melt like tar and stick to the floor. It is a stupid joke and I only recited it because I was goaded to do so by my uncle, who thought it was funny that a 6 year old was telling racist jokes.

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JimDandy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta Snope you on this one. A tar baby is a sticky situation that gets worse the more you mess with it. Examples: The VietNam war turned into a tar baby for LBJ.

Having said that, do not make the mistake I made and actually use the phrase to describe such a situation. You will get hounded.

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Boudicca2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, because OF COURSE that very old traditional European dance form should just throw out all its rules, everything that made it BALLET in the first place cuz some non-whites can't do it well. Imagine if white people went around stomping our feet and demanding people in Africa and Asia change anything they came up and have been doing a certain way since thousands of years because we couldn't do it well ...

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LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +6 / -1

.....I don't get it

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because the hair will stick to the velcro

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EvanGRogers 6 points ago +6 / -0

... is there velcro on the floor in ballet?

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LoneStarDangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

......I still don't get it but now I'll stop asking.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the 80’s my friend had Truly Tasteless Jokes that made fun of everyone. They were hilarious.

Spec: wow, surprisingly these aren’t banned. https://www.amazon.com/Truly-Tasteless-Jokes/dp/B001PBKDEG/ref=nodl_