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She can put me in cuffs anytime. (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by TheStoneOfSisyphus ago by TheStoneOfSisyphus +1435 / -0
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DeusExMAGAna 55 points ago +57 / -2

Get a new phone case

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TheStoneOfSisyphus [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yeah, I think it is one from a few years ago before he turned out to be such a scuzz. I would have gotten one with Flynn myself.

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DeusExMAGAna 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck yeah

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djmarcone 11 points ago +11 / -0

yeah, mad dog went mad.

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UCLA_freethinker 18 points ago +20 / -2

Shes hot and i would make sticky with her but in a life or death situation...id rather it be the 6' 200+ lb bulldyke that can deadlift bodyweight x1.5 at least

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daty_dato 10 points ago +10 / -0

That didn't go in the direction I expected...

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have the weirdest boner after reading that as well...

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RedDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about just a man who's going to be stronger than either one of those by a long shot.

You know we're pretty far gone when even on the conservative websites we're accepting the idea of woman cops and soldiers.

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meltingman 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think i just committed a crime in my mind . She needs to arrest me. thanks for sharing.

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TearofLys 14 points ago +14 / -0

Quite possibly the hottest sheriff's deputy that I have ever seen in my life.

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psybrnaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hands down. I mean hands up. I mean... whatever just arrest me...

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Rabid2A-Anti-Commie 12 points ago +15 / -3

Sadly, she probably can’t, which is why there need to be physical standards for police forces.

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MustangManny 5 points ago +5 / -0

There was time when there were minimum height requirements to join. I think 5'10 for NY State troopers.

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Slick_Willy 1 point ago +2 / -1

She would fail to put the cuff on a soy boy.

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Rebeltrooper09 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if this based beauty is here on .win

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chahn1138 7 points ago +7 / -0

Doll Up Unnecessary! I like the energy of a pony tail.

But the patriotic garb is fine too.

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Flptplt 6 points ago +7 / -1

That James mattis sticker on her phone is ruining the photo. But yeah, she's pretty good.

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NewfieMan709 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn she fine.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa! It sucks being one of the good guys because I'll never see her.

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Lord_Nekro 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's smokin hot! And if any of you are looking at the phone case you might be gay

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45willwinagain 2 points ago +2 / -0

underrated comment

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BrownRugs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel the need to be arrested

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CaliPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it wrong I think she looks hotter in uniform?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +2 / -1

Much hotter. That hairdo on the right is a mess.

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dixie_knormous 2 points ago +2 / -0

I typically don't comment on such attention seeking but hot damn that girl is attractive!

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JediMasterPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Supporting Trump is so hot right now 👌

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MarxismIsALie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my goodness!!! My heart skipped a beat!

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magamagashii 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a fake cop. Killer body, and a shes a bombshell. That's murder AND terrorism. Both felonies.

Don't think we didnt notice the clean bathroom. Not a single stray shampoo bottle. Total marriage material.

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuzz

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DTOM1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jiminy Crickets Batman!

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harrybalsagna 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember when I was in college being apprehended for urinating in public, The officer who made the stop had me turn around and apparently my willie was exposed and the officer was a female and saw me hanging out. The other male officers were not super excited about my predickament,

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panic_scam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shop smurt. Shop P-Murt.

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quotahire 1 point ago +4 / -3

I’m totally against women being police... but oh my

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing hotter than a girl in a sheriff's uniform is a girl out of one!

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vercingetorix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheriff of thighland <333

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

pulls out old video of Dot Warner

Dot: "Boys..." shrugs and shakes head

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Reno 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a disappointment Mattis turned out to be.

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nickybops 1 point ago +3 / -2

=]

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yzzp 1 point ago +1 / -0

there are a lot of attractive female police officers for trump on Instagram. you get this gold one? 🤪

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IDGAF-DT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ma'am...I'm guilty, it was me, I did it...take me in.

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a hot toilet. You seriously couldn’t get anybody to take your photo for you outside of the bathroom? 🤦

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BrandenburgvOhio 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet she is a Vet

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is she? I got not wear a mask in a store on her patrol.

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Ursula has a new competitor

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can't breathe

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Hivetyrant36 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why are yall posting smut? What does any of this have to do with Trump or america? Yall need therapy.

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gnomenclature -2 points ago +6 / -8

She's cute but what is with women and selfies? ugh. So narcissitic.