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LugNuts 29 points ago +29 / -0

Time travel uses heavy gravitational fields. He's really not that tall, he is temporally skewed; your vision can't pick up the femto-second differences in the existence of his being. Trust me.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

*femto :)

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Tenpat 2 points ago +2 / -0

fempto is a unit of future time travel physics.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

like parsecs is a measure of speed? :p

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, shit, oops!

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

No big.

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EpicTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Winnamins!!

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deplorableUSA 15 points ago +15 / -0

He’s a time traveler, people are taller in the future.

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BasedCPA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Both father and mother are tall. Plenty of quality proteins and vitamins. No infections and good healthcare. Low stress. Hereditary super high testosterone level.

All of these contribute to very tall children.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 10 points ago +10 / -0

Need to see the legs but he has matured. Could you imagine Puberty living in the white house.

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Everquest4Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’ll save the children but not the Marxist children!

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BrownRugs 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s the Liberty Prime prototype

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KeepItCopacetic83 9 points ago +9 / -0

BIG BARRON

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Schiffblower 8 points ago +8 / -0

FOURTEEN!!

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Kiras 8 points ago +8 / -0

Noooo! Seriously? This has to be photoshopped.

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BananaWizard [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

This kid is broly or something

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SparTuckis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Super Saiyan Dragon Energy!

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theoldmomster 8 points ago +8 / -0

covfefe

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Tatesatoa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps he is from Agartha. Theory goes the humans in Agartha grow taller due to increased electromagnetic energy.

https://archive.org/details/barontrumpsmarve00lock

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Camel-Toe-Harris 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steroid loaded Big Macs. You’ve seen those photos. Who do you think eats all those things?

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AnthraciteCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Red Bull, Liberal Tears and Goya

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Brainz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barron’s walking with the military hands already.

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its not a mystery. Alpha is alpha is alpha. Case closed.

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Rune_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder how strange that would be to have full grown men looking up to you at 15 lmao

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AngrySerb1 2 points ago +2 / -0

A heaping helping of freedom!

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

The nephilim are here.

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MagaChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coach K at Duke should recruit him!

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

That jacket is super fresh

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Cifu 2 points ago +3 / -1

Said the midget, sorry not very PC of me: What I meant to say was vertically challenged.

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